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A Brief Introduction of Jin Yunv's Killing a Lover with a Stick.
The head of the regiment is the head of a beggar. When a beggar calls for something, the team leader collects his monthly money; There was no place to beg in rainy and snowy days, so the team leader cooked some porridge to feed the beggars. Broken clothes and a worn coat are also taken care of by the league leaders. Those beggars have to be careful, humble, like handmaiden, and dare not offend. The colonel receives some ready-made regular money and sometimes borrows money from beggars. As long as they don't prostitute or gamble, they can create a family business. In the old society, prostitutes, elites, slaves and pawns were classified as cheap, while beggars were poor but not cheap. In the Spring and Autumn Period, Wu Zixu blew in Wucheng; Zheng Yuanhe of the Tang Dynasty sang Lotus Falls everywhere when he was a singer. Among the beggars, there are many who are crouching tiger, hiding dragon. They have money, which is inconvenient at the moment. Who can guarantee a smooth life? But after all, the reputation of the Beggars' Sect leader is still a bit bad. After you earned land and land, you made several generations of money, and you have always been a leader, which is not comparable to ordinary people. No one respects me when I go out, but I have the final say at home.
Just as Boss Jin was worried about his daughter's marriage, an old man next door said to Boss Jin, "There is a scholar under the Taiping Bridge, whose surname is Mo and whose name is Ming Ji. Twenty years old, handsome, well-read. Just because my parents are dead, my family is poor and unmarried. Recently admitted to the Imperial College, I am willing to marry someone. This man is just right for your daughter. Why not recruit him as a son-in-law? " Boss Jin was very happy and begged the old man in the neighborhood to contact him. The old man found Moggi and told him the situation. Although Moggi hesitated about the origin of the group leader, fearing being laughed at, he finally felt that he had no food and clothing and could not get married, so he agreed. So, the Kim family chose an auspicious day, gave Moggi a new suit to wear, prepared a grand banquet, and invited Moggi's classmates and friends to drink for several days. Moggi was overjoyed to see the talent and beauty of herself. I got a beautiful wife in vain, and Jin Yunu bought books for her husband to study everywhere. It can be said that Moggi cares about everything. Even his friends, knowing that he is poor, can understand him, and no one makes fun of him.
Jin Yunu is strong. If she hadn't married the scholar, she wouldn't have dragged her to see the boss. She only hates the bad atmosphere at home and wants to get rich, so she advises her husband to study hard. Thanks to a good study environment and his wife's urging, Moggi has made great progress in his studies. At the age of 23, he was sent to Beijing as a qualified candidate to take the Jinshi exam, and even passed the exam. After attending the banquet specially held by the emperor for the new Jinshi in Joan Lin Yuan, Moggi's black hat and black robe immediately welcomed him back. When I arrived at my father-in-law's house, I saw a group of children in the neighborhood rushing to see him, pointing to him and saying, "The son-in-law of the head of the Golden Regiment has become an official." When Moggi heard this, he was really unhappy. He thought: If I had known that I had money today, I shouldn't have worshipped the league leaders. Even if I have children in the future, I will still be the grandson of the regiment and will be laughed at. In the end, he regretted it, was unhappy, and forgot the poor season. His wife funded his fame. At home, Jin Yunu begged him several times, but he didn't agree.
A day later, Moggi went to the official department to take up his post and was awarded the post of Wuwei Military Division. The "army" is a county-level administrative unit, and the secretary is the local official in charge of the household registration book. The troops from Tokyo to Wuwei went hand in hand by land, and Moggi and Jin Yunv boarded a boat to perform their tasks. Boss Jin was so happy that he personally set a wine to see him off, and Jin Yunu was also beaming. On this day, I came to the Quarry River and tied the boat to the north bank. The moon is as bright as day. Moggi couldn't sleep, sitting in the bow and playing with the moon. It is inevitable that he is unhappy when he thinks of the head of the regiment. Suddenly I had an evil idea: why not kill Jin Yunu and marry another person? So he went into the warehouse and coaxed Jin Yunu out to enjoy the moon. Jin Yunu fell asleep, but he couldn't bear to disobey her husband's opinion and had to put on his clothes. Looking at the moon, Moggi unexpectedly pushed her into the river. Moggi quietly woke up the boatman, ordered the boat to sail quickly, and was rewarded. The ship didn't stop until ten miles away. Moggi said to the boatman, "My wife just fell into the water while enjoying the moon. It was too late to save her." Pay a few taels of silver to the boatman, who knows and dares not speak.
Coincidentally, Moggi just moved the boat, just as another official ship stopped at that place. The passengers on board are Xu Dehou, the new Huaixi transshipment ambassador. Suddenly, she heard a cry for help from a woman who fell into the water, and her voice was sad. She immediately asked the sailors to salvage the ship. Jin Yunu got on the boat and thought her husband was going to kill himself, so he forgot his base. Now, although I have saved my life, I have nowhere to live and I am crying. Xu Dehou naturally questioned, so Jin Yunu described them in detail. Both sad and tearful, Mr. and Mrs. Xu immediately took Jin Yumei as their adopted daughter, arranged for her to stay in the back cabin alone, and taught his men not to reveal the matter. Xu Dehou told Jin Yunu that he would make decisions for her and seek justice.
Xu Dehou went to Huaixi to take office. Wuwei Army belongs to Huaixi Road, and Xu Dehou is Moggi's boss. After Xu Dehou arrived in Huaixi, he specially summoned Moggi, saw his good looks, and responded properly. He thought, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, how could he have thought that he was a fickle lover! Finally, I felt that talents were rare and decided to try him again. So a few months later, Xu Dehou deliberately said to his subordinates: "I have a daughter who is very talented and is 30 years old. I hope to recruit a son-in-law If you have time, help me find one. " His subordinates all heard that Mo Shu's young man was widowed, and they recommended him with one voice, saying that he was outstanding in talent and was the best candidate for Dong Chuang. Xu Dehou said: "He, I have long been interested, but that young man is too eager to come to my house to be a son-in-law." His subordinates immediately said, "Uncle Mo was born in poverty. If he can be your son-in-law, then he is relying on Yushu for his old age. Why are you lucky? " So everyone tried to convince Moggi and congratulate him. Hearing Karen's voice, he immediately agreed, and said happily, "If this matter is completed by all of you, it will be reported in time." Xu Dehou also said: "Although they have inherited the family business, the Xiaguan couple love this daughter and are spoiled by nature, so they are unwilling to get married. I am afraid that our family is naive and will not give in to each other, otherwise it will cause resentment and hurt the Xiaguan couple. I have to tell you in advance that I will be patient before I dare to recruit him as a son-in-law. " Those subordinates immediately told Moggi that Moggi had done everything. At this time, he is no longer a poor scholar, so he chose Jinhua as his dowry and prepared to be the son-in-law of the transshipment messenger.
On the wedding day, Moggi wore a neat crown, a Dai Jinhua and a red brocade, riding a horse with a carved saddle, with two classes of drums leading the way. Xu Dehou's door is carpeted and decorated, boasting and waiting for his new son-in-law. Worship heaven and earth, parents-in-law, and new people. It's time to enter the bridal chamber. Moggi is absent-minded, and his joy is indescribable. Lin Biao's face swept in, and he just stepped into the gate. Suddenly, seven or eight old women and maids came out from both sides of the gate, one by one with thin bamboo sticks on the fence. They were about to come down, took off their gauze hats, and the sticks on their shoulders rained down. Moggi repeatedly called for help. At the critical moment, I heard a delicate voice from the bridal chamber saying, "Don't kill the lover, call a meeting for the time being!" " The maids stopped and grabbed their ears, hair, arms and clothes to drag Moggi to the bride. Moggi was still dissatisfied and asked loudly, "What is the crime of being beaten by this? Is this how you treat your husband's aristocratic family? " Unexpectedly, the bride lifted the red scarf on her head and the red candle shone. It was her dead wife Jin Yunu who was pushed into the water and drowned herself. She was startled, shivering, pale and out of her wits, and even cried out, "Damn it!"
Then Xu Dehou came in from the outside and said to Moggi; "Don't be suspicious, my husband. This is my adopted daughter by the quarrying river. "
Moggi knew his sin and kowtowed to Xu Dehou. Xu Dehou said: "I have no opinion on this matter, as long as my daughter does not pursue it." So Moggi felt ashamed and humiliated in front of Jin Yunu. Jin Yunu spat in his face and scolded, "Lucky thief! Don't you remember Hong Song's words:' Don't forget the friendship between the poor and the lowly, and the wife of the dross will never leave the court.' When you come to my house empty-handed, you become a door-to-door son-in-law. You are famous for my wealth and reputation. I expected my husband and wife to be expensive. I didn't want you to be ungrateful, so you bit my hand and pushed me into the river regardless of my feelings. If it weren't for Eun-pa's rescue, she would be adopted as a daughter. You must have been buried in the fish. At that time, why didn't you marry a new lover? I'm ashamed today. I'll get together with you again! "Say, burst into tears, give her fickle fortune-telling, scold not to shut up. Later generations have a poem saying:
Just because the group is not the best, I will abandon the dross because of complacency.
Lucky chance's heart is hard to untie, and he has won people's favor.
Moggi was ashamed and just wanted to kowtow and beg for mercy. After Xu Dehou's persuasion, he moved to Mrs. Xu to comfort him. Until midnight, Jin Yunu scolded enough and cried enough. Xu Dehou said: "Although they are old couples, they are still newly married. My husband really repented, and I will never despise you in the future. " So they just made up.
Xu Dehou and his wife regard herself as their daughter and Moji as their real son-in-law. Jin Yunv, like the biological parents of Xu Dehou and his wife, even Moggi was moved. He took the group leader Jin Lao to the official office and gave him the last support. Later, Mr. and Mrs. Xu Dehou died, and Jin Yunu praised his kindness. The Mo family and the Xu family have been brothers for generations, and they have been in constant contact.
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