Kneel for jokes! ! ! (urgent)

One day, the devil took the princess away, and she kept yelling.

The devil: "Call your throat ... no one will come to save you ..."

The princess: "Break your throat ..."

No one: "Princess ... I'm coming to save you ..."

The devil: "Speak. Found .. "

Shit:" Ghost, you can see me ... "

Devil:" Oh,My God!

god: "who called me?

Who: "Nobody called you ..."

Nobody: "I didn't? Play dumb!

garlic: "who is pretending to be me?

who: "me again? Are you looking for trouble?

trouble: "which one wants to see me?

which one: looking for you? I didn't ... Gee, there are so many people here.

many people: "I just arrived ... who are you?

which one: I'm not who.

who: he is not me.

princess: did everyone come to save me?

everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun.

Lively: "What do I have to see?

god: it's none of my business. I'll go first.

demon king: "You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess?" How can I play this magic

king?

Go down: "You good devil won't do it, why should you play me?"

princess: if there is no one to play the devil, I can go.

No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go ..."

How can I: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement.

lively: "what are you looking at me for?

what: you want to fuck me? Rogue!

how dare you: "I didn't?

me: "What's it to me?"

devil: "shit! I'm going crazy.

shit: "what are you calling me for?" ... "

Crazy:" What do you want me to do?

you want me to say, I don't know anything!

I don't know anything: "I don't know!

I don't know: I'm here! Is someone calling me?

someone said, "I didn't call you!

I didn't: "Who called him?

who: "wronged ... I didn't ..."

I didn't: "I didn't wronged you ..."

You: "I dare you.

I dare you: "Who said I wouldn't dare! ?

Who: "Please ... I didn't say anything"

I didn't say anything: "What do you want me to say?

I am nothing: "... you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?"

My long-lost brother: "Kao ... my & is so long ... I will be called

Ah ..."

Who: "... I want to leave this place of right and wrong quickly"

Right and wrong: "So this is my place ..."

I have nothing & No: "Stop it, we're talking ..."

Stop it: "I'm not talking ..."

I'm not: "I'm not talking! ... "

I don't have anything:"--\ \ "... Let's go outside and talk ..."

Go: "I'm embarrassed ... (wriggle)"

I don't have anything: "It's none of your business ... Go away ..." (. Did someone call me?

Someone: "Who wants to call you ..."

Who: "I really have to go ... t.t"

Go: "I'm really sorry ... * v.v *" (\ \ "Who \ \" collapsed) <

It's none of my business: "... cousin ... long time no see ..."

Long time: "I was here ..."

Devil: "Are you finished?"

Endless: "He didn't have me"

You: "I didn't have him"

I did: "Who said that?

who: "why do you want me?

: You want to fuck me?

you: "I won't fuck him"

I will: "Who says I won't?

who: "wronged! I didn't say ... "

said," What do you want me to do?

: You two are shameless!

you two: "I want it! I want it!

face: "who wants me?

Who: "I don't want it"

Devil: "Hurry up, and I'm going to kick people out"

People: "Kick me out? Looking for k

k: Who is looking for me?

who: aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, and mention me again!

He: "Don't fuck with me"

I: "Who wants to fuck with me?

who: "I finally caught one, kill it ......................................................................................................."

I: "I've had enough, anyone who mentions my name again, I will never let you go!

who: "Look at my eighteen palms of dragon!

me: "Look at my nine yin bones and claws!

eighteen palms of the dragon: "what am I looking at?

Jiuyin Bones Claw: What am I looking at?

What's to see: Brother, I finally found you!

what's good to see: "elder brother, let's go out and talk.

Devil: "Oh, my God ... this is a meeting to recognize relatives ..."

From then on, Devil really suffered from schizophrenia ...

Most proud: Goose

Most painful: Drought

Most pictographic: One

Greedy: Shake

Most direct: Kun. Next sign

Xiao Bai: I learned some computer knowledge today. Very powerful hacker: Tell me about it.

Xiao Bai: You can make everything on the computer invisible at once.

Hacker: Oh, my gosh! How is it possible? I've never heard of it.

Xiao Bai: Turn off the monitor and there will be nothing. Haha, be smart ~

Hacker: `````````````` Go to hell ~

Hacker: Why are there so many things on your computer desktop?

Xiao Bai: It's easy to find.

Hacker: But why did you put the DVD movie on the desktop?

Xiao Bai: I watched that movie with porridge, which was so touching.

Hacker: ```````````

Xiao Bai: Xiaohe, let me ask you, why does the computer always prompt in the lower right corner that "drive C is out of space?"

Hacker: Down!

hacker: hello!

hacker: hello! Xiaobai ~

Hacker: Why are you ignoring me?

Xiao Bai: I'm crying.

Hacker: Huh? What's the matter? Who bullied you?

Xiao Bai: No, nobody bullied me.

Hacker: Then why are you crying?

Xiao Bai: Look at the crayon Xiaoxin. Xiaoxin is lost ~ He is so poor ~555555~

Hacker:-_-||| |, then you keep crying! ! ! !

Xiao Bai: I want to install anti-virus software.

Hacker: Yeah, well, your computer needs an anti-virus.

Xiao Bai: I want to install a famous brand, preferably SONY, or BMW.

Hacker: How about adidas?

Xiao Bai: OK, please help me install it.

Hacker: Shit! I have something to do!

Xiao Bai: Xiao hei, what if I want to delete something unused on my computer, but I can't?

hacker: you can press F8 when starting the computer to enter "security mode with command" -> "Path"->; DEL file name, OK ~

Xiao Bai: I want to delete windows from drive C

Hacker: That's the system folder

Xiao Bai: But I have never used it.

Hacker: I shouldn't discuss this with you! ~

Xiao Bai: I have a personal name on QQ that sounds very foreign.

Hacker: What's his name?

Xiao Bai: the hacker's grandfather

The hacker: Shit, he NND, who is it? Send me the number!

Xiao Bai: number: xxxxxxxx

(15 minutes have passed)

hacker: he is a computer idiot!

Xiao Bai: How do you know?

hacker: he said that you can use DOS.

Xiao Bai: ```````````````

Xiao Bai: Do you really think I'm an idiot?

Hacker: Yes, it is.

Xiaobai: Even netizens say I'm smart.

Hacker: What did they say?

Xiao Bai: I won't tell you *_*

Hacker: You must have sent them PLMM photos again, right?

Xiao Bai: How do you know? ~ ~ ~

hacker: cut! !

Xiao Bai: Xiao Bai? Do you have rice and interesting things in summer vacation?

hacker: yes, why do you ask this suddenly?

Xiao Bai: Then send it to me. Be more specific.

hacker: oh, wait.

(15 minutes later)

Hacker: No, why do you want me to send it to you?

Xiao Bai: My teacher asked me to hand in my summer homework and remember 1 interesting things in summer vacation.

hacker: depend on depend on! !

hacker: have we known each other for some time?

Xiao Bai: Yeah

Hacker: Do you think I am good to you?

Xiao Bai: Not bad.

hacker: hee hee (shy)

Xiao Bai: Why? Want to borrow money?

hacker: ````````````

Xiaobai: I owe the monitor 5 yuan!

hacker: ``````````````` when I didn't ask anything.

Xiao Bai: Come out! Ask you!

hacker: what?

Xiao Bai: Can you steal QQ?

hacker: nonsense!

Xiao Bai: Then you help me steal a Q.

hacker: say the number.

Xiao Bai: 1

Hacker:! #% ...... *

Xiaobai: I helped my classmate repair the computer today

Hacker: Just you?

Xiao Bai: Yes.

Hacker: It's a miracle that you can repair the computer.

Xiaobai: What's so strange? Her CD-ROM drive can't read movies.

hacker: did she put the DVD movie in the VCD drive and then couldn't play it out?

Xiao Bai: Right, so I knew that her CD-ROM drive must be broken, and told her to buy another VCD drive tomorrow.

hacker:

Xiao Bai: Xiao hei, what are you doing?

Xiao Bai: Hey, say something!

Xiao Bai: 3 seconds, come out! ! ! !

hacker: (3, 2 ...) is coming! ! ! ! Just went to the movies.

Xiao Bai: What movie are you watching?

hacker: er ... I don't know.

Xiao Bai: Let me have a look.

hacker: ok, I'll show you, quack! ! ! !

Xiao Bai: What is it? I can't see whose it is with so many legs.

hacker: collapse ~ when I did nothing!

Hacker: My enemy has found me.

Xiaobai: Ah, then run away quickly.

hacker: where to escape?

Xiao Bai: Go to a deep cliff. There are martial arts secrets below. You can practice for ten or eight years before flying up for revenge.

hacker: go to hell! !

hacker: I control your computer

Xiao Bai: How?

hacker: using a wooden horse

Xiaobai: . . . . . Where is it? I can't see

hacker: open your task manager

Xiaobai:. . . . . . . Where is the task manager?

hackers: . . . . Under your computer! !

Xiao Bai: "My computer" doesn't exist.

Hacker: Forget it. Forget it.

Hacker: I've taken control of your computer.

Xiao Bai: Oh

Hacker: Are you scared? ! Hey hey

Xiao Bai: Just in time. Help me kill the virus. Recently, my computer has a lot of problems.

Hacker: . . . . .

Xiao Bai: Why do you always wander in and out of my computer?

Hacker: You can install a firewall.

Xiao Bai: You can't get in if you install a firewall?

hacker: no, I just want to add some fun. It makes me feel stupid to control your computer like this.

Xiaobai: I heard that you can create a virus? !

hacker: hmm

Xiao Bai: You can control other people's computers? !

hacker: generally.

Xiao Bai: Then can you hack those websites?

hacker: of course, didn't you hear people call me a hacker?

Xiao Bai: . . . Oh ~ ~ ~ ` I thought it was because you were black. . . . .

"Mao ~ ~"

Hacker: Here I come again! !

Xiao Bai: Don't you feel bored when you come in every day?

hacker: it's annoying. Your phone is the worst one I've ever seen.

Xiaobai: No, it's a famous brand.

Hacker: I mean there are only viruses in your phone except retarded games.

Xiaobai: Oh ~ ~ Have you seen my Lianliankan? I can't remember where it is. I've been looking for it for a long time. < . . . . Bye

Xiao Bai: Come out!

hacker: what?

Xiao Bai: Did you find it even after reading it?

Hacker:No.

Xiaobai: I'm still a hacker, but I can't find it. Cut!

hacker: ...

hacker: hi ~ ~ ~ I'm coming!

Xiao Bai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?

hacker: haha, joke, it's easier to get on your computer than mine. You don't miss me, do you?

Xiaobai: I want to ask you a favor.

Hacker: What is it?

Xiao Bai: Can you enter the power system and modify some data?

Hacker:. . . . . . What do you want? !

Xiao Bai: Please, help me get rid of my electricity bill this month. . . . . .

hacker: go to hell! !

hacker: where the hell have you been? ! ! !

Xiao Bai: . . . I've been out for a few days. Why do you want me?

Hacker: I'm looking for something.

Xiaobai: What are you looking for here?

hacker: virus, look for an old virus from a few years ago, only your computer has the most complete virus

hacker: I'm coming! !

。 . . . . .

hacker: why don't you talk?

Xiao Bai: In a bad mood

Hacker: Who bullied you?

Xiao Bai: I lost one of my Q numbers, which contained my first love on the Internet.

Hacker: This is simple. I'll get it back for you.

Xiao Bai: I can't get it back.

Hacker: Impossible. Tell me, what number?

Xiao Bai: Woo ~ ~ ~ I just can't remember.