Funny plot lines of journey to the west characters

This Chinese is taken from Baidu Encyclopedia

It is said that my old pig is fat, with a big belly and big ears. It is said that my old pig is very happy today, carrying my new wife, singing while walking, (haha ...). All the way out of Gaolaozhuang is beautiful. Call my wife and listen to me. It is said that my old pig is fat, and you are heavier than me, like a mountain. On top of me. The old pig was so tired that I was sweating and shaking all over, and fell on this road, on the road. (Alas ……), the lady grinned and showed me her true colors. It turns out that the new wife is a monkey head costume! An old pig, an old pig carrying his daughter-in-law, is ugly now (alas ...)

English is translated online, and my level is limited.

It is said that my old pig is fat, with a big stomach, big ears and Fuxiang. Old pig An is carrying my Thumbelina businessman on his back today, walking Sang, Sang, (haha ...). After leaving Gaolaozhuang, it's all beautiful, Gaga girl, listen to me. It is said that my old pig is fat, and you have more weight than me, pressing on them like a mountain. Old pig: I was sweating, my feet were shaking, and I fell on this road. It's a big road. (Oh ...), my wife grinned, so here comes one! Now it's apes! Thumbelina, an old pig, an old pig carrying his daughter-in-law now, and now it's ugly (oh ... oh)