Seeking the coldest joke in the world?

That day, I had a very good friend who told me a joke and made me laugh. Later, I went to the hospital because my stomach hurt too much. The doctor is operating on me.

Before the operation, he asked me why I laughed like this, so I told him the joke. I didn't expect him to laugh wildly after hearing it, and finally he vomited a lot.

Mo, the rescue is invalid and he is dead.

I really didn't want to do this, but it happened. This is a daily - happened thing. What we don't want to happen will always happen. We look forward to it every day.

Things just won't happen. But once it happens, we have to bear the consequences. Really, people live because they don't want it to happen.

I don't want to take the consequences. It's really boring Think about it and want to die. How nice it is to be dead? But I want to die, not yet.

Not yet, because the doctor's lover sued me for manslaughter.

In a daze, the court opened. The judge asked the prosecutor to briefly introduce the case, which is actually very simple. I told a joke and the doctor laughed.

Yes, and then I died laughing. In order to investigate and collect evidence, the judge asked me to tell jokes, and the jury decided whether the factual elements of manslaughter

Meet. Although I study law, I'm already a little worried. I am afraid that there will be "consequences" after telling this joke, so I ask.

Sign an exemption contract with everyone in the court, about 100 people, that is, the effect of "irresponsible" after telling this joke. judge

Announced an adjournment, reopened the court one day later, and announced that he accepted my opinion, so we signed a contract.

Now that I have legal protection, let me tell this joke. Unexpectedly, just after I finished, the whole court was boiling, and someone knocked on the table with a smile.

Son, some people rolled on the ground with laughter, some people covered their stomachs and cried with pain ... I looked around and found that the judge was still old.

Old-fashioned, motionless, sitting there firmly, pinning. I admired this at that time. Listen, the people are judges, and we are the law.

The teacher's is different, calm in a crisis and poised.

Later, I learned that he was dead, and everyone who heard my joke that day died laughing.

So, I became a celebrity in an instant. A TV reporter interviewed me and asked me what joke I was telling, so powerful. I'm calm, I know.

If you say it, it may constitute an infringement on the public. If there are social rights groups that have nothing to do, give me a class action lawsuit. I can bear it.

I can't. So I said something to the TV camera to the effect that the reason is always a lie and the belief is always masturbation. The reporter obviously didn't.

I understand, but I can see that the little girl has a quick reaction. Can't the audience see that she is stupid? She praised again and again, and then squeezed out a few drops.

Tears! Actually, I didn't know it was just a stunt. But I can't stand the tears of women, especially the tears of beautiful women. Therefore,

I made a quick decision and cooperated.

Said I was willing to give her the exclusive report and publishing right of this joke.

After the program was broadcast, it caused great repercussions throughout the country. Many viewers asked for a replay. Unexpectedly, a few mysterious plainclothes suddenly broke in one night.

My bedroom dragged me into a dark room. After a long time, suddenly a strong light shone on my face. I hardly open my eyes.

When I opened my eyes, I was shocked, because the person sitting in front of me is the only person in this country who may be as famous as me at present.

The president is obviously not going to tell me more. He only told me the purpose of my arrest. It's simple. Let me record this joke and pass it on.

Send it to the dictator of a hostile country in the Middle East through an insider and laugh him to death. I said this is not good, this is political murder, and more importantly, this is

Obviously, it is beyond the power of the president as the highest administrative head, and it is unconstitutional without the approval of Congress. The president grabbed me by the collar and put me

He picked it up and growled, "Do you really believe in the separation of powers?"

I can't help it At this moment, my mind is full of the background difficulties of the first constitutional case, so I agreed to his request, but at the same time I put forward my smile.

Words are weapons of mass destruction and cannot be used against civilians. The president agreed, so I recorded the joke in that small room.

Go down. I saw the president smirk, and I knew it was over. Politicians are really nothing.

Sure enough, two weeks later, the president announced that he had mastered the key technology of my joke and successfully tested it in the desert area.

7 13 death row. The news caused an uproar in the international community, and many countries panicked. Some countries once opposed our president.

Politicians from other countries have stepped down one after another, and international military scientists have given this phenomenon a name, called "laughing deterrence." Just when our president won.

Later, an eastern country suddenly announced that it had mastered this joke. Later, I learned that it was the buddy who first told me this joke who took refuge in that country.

Thus, a "smile balance" has been formed between us.

More than 60 years ago, on February 14, the last Valentine's Day in the world, unfortunately, what I had been worried about finally happened, a fear in the Middle East.

Some organizations somehow stole my joke technology, and after hijacking our national TV station, they broadcast this joke to the whole country. ...

Civilization has been destroyed like never before, and people no longer have confidence in the future. The United Nations had to convene a summit of major countries in the world.

Finally, a major decision was made, which led to one of the important signs of the birth of this world: the next February 14 was designated as April Fool's Day. such

People were very wary of everything that day. They all knew it was fake and no one took it seriously. This joke is the same as any other one.

A word that is not believed is harmless.

More than 60 years have passed,

I am over 80 years old.

Before I leave this world,

I think as a witness of history,

It is necessary to tell this joke to everyone.

Actually, my friend gave it to me that day.

The joke I told was simple,

Very short, just one sentence:

He said he believed in love.