Find a joke: two married people tell each other about their plastic surgery, and finally the woman says she is a transgender.

What happened in the bridal chamber after male and female netizens got married?

A male netizen got his wish and married a beautiful female netizen.

In the bridal chamber on their wedding night, they took off their clothes affectionately.

The groom said, "Since we are husband and wife, we should be honest with each other. I have a few little secrets to tell you, please don't.

Very surprised. "

The bride smiled charming: "Who doesn't have a few little secrets?

Since you can tell me your privacy, I decided to tell you my little secret. "

The groom grabbed the hood from the top of his head and said to the bride, "Actually, I am bald ..."

Unexpectedly, the bride took off her long hair and said, "What's the fuss? I was born bald. "

……"

When I saw the groom staring at his bald head,

The bride volunteered: "Do you think my double eyelids look good? Is actually a manual cutting ... "

The groom is not surprised: "It's nothing, look at my left eye ..."

As he spoke, he took his left eyeball out of his eye socket. It turns out that his left eye is fake.

The groom went on to say, "Not only is my left eye false, but my teeth are also false ..."

The bride disagreed: "Never mind, my nose is magnified five times." ...

The groom said, "to tell you the truth, the wrinkles on my face are caused by."

The bride hesitated,

After a while, he said, "I won't tell you the truth." In fact, my beautiful face has been shaped eight times. "

……"

The groom took off his coat and said, "My heart is kept beating by a pacemaker ..."

The bride also took off her bra: "I am so plump after breast augmentation surgery ..."

The groom paused: "Since you are so frank, I will tell you my biggest secret."

Due to the outbreak of the economic crisis, I almost went bankrupt ... "

The bride seems to have made up her mind: "I didn't want anyone to know, but you are so kind to me."

I'll tell you well-in fact, I'm not a woman. I had sex-change surgery ... "

"Great!" The groom cried excitedly, saying that he had peeled off his skin and exposed the black hair inside.

He hugged the bride tightly and said, "honey, don't treat me like a human being."

Actually, I am an orangutan. Come back to the forest with me and live. . . . . . . "

The bride said, "Bah. People want children. What if I can't have them? "