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A girl confessed her crime to the priest ... Girl: Father, I am guilty. Father: Son, what crime have you committed? Girl: Yesterday I scolded a man: "You son of a bitch! Father: Why? Did he do something to you? Girl: He ... He touched my chest. Father: You mean like this? (The priest reaches out and touches the girl's chest) Girl: Hmm … Yes. Father: You have no reason to scold him like that. Girl: But … take off my clothes again … Father: You mean like this? Girl: Yes, that's right. Father: But you still have no reason to scold him. Girl: Then … he turned off the light and carried me to bed, just … Father: (smiling) You mean that? (The priest also turns off the light and puts the girl to bed ... Girl: (A few minutes later) Yes ... That's it. Father: My dear child, even so, you still have no reason to call him "you …" Girl: But he has AIDS! ! Father: That son of a bitch! ! !