A happy joke.

A couple are traveling in a famous mountain. When they saw no one around them on a flat land on the mountain, they all squatted down for convenience. My husband says we have crossword puzzles with each other. Whoever guessed the wrong backpack, the husband stood up first, spread his legs and stretched out his arm to say what the word was. The wife immediately said: big. The husband said: Wrong, this is wooden. When the wife saw her husband's long penis sticking out of the pants door, the short leg wood was too far-fetched. This is the wife standing up, stretching her legs and arms, saying what this word is, and the husband said: big without thinking. The wife said: Wrong. This is a great word. Look at that big word. There is a bubble of shit below. The husband was speechless and honestly picked up his backpack.