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In short, the classic jokes are hilarious.

Buddha said: without me, there is no one, no sentient beings, no immortality. I said, this will do. Buddha said: this is really not.

Current job: Li Wanji, a pimp.

Two days ago, I bought a book by Lang Xianping, and after reading it, I thought it was too TM right, so I bought a bunch of books by Lang Xianping yesterday, and after reading it, I thought it was too TM expensive.

There are two elements to catch up with the trend: one is to know what to do, and the other is to do what you can, and both are indispensable. For example, if you hear that root carving is popular now, you can take out the roots in your crotch and carve flowers. It's still you who suffer.

The brain, an organ, is excited by thoughts.

It is said that the F 1 car can gain an advantage in the race even if it is a few grams lighter. From this, I think those experts, if they can be lighter, will definitely have an advantage and even win in the life-and-death showdown. Now you know why you have to go to the palace first to practice, right?

A gold watch loves to clap legs, and a gold tooth loves to grin.

If the pig stood up first, then maybe it was me on the plate today ~

Journey to the west is generally a story of delivering food.

If you have no money, you will make things worse.

Sitting alone in the middle of the month, you will feel lost, and you will show off in an ostentatious manner at the end of the day.

Cadre activity center? Or an activity cadre center?

Smiling with a mobile phone, it's either a sword or a steal.

I can correct my mistake. ...