Double eleven funny copywriting about double eleven funny copywriting

Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty.

Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, single dog witnessed.

Everyone else has sweet love. I only have a bald head and I can't spend it all.

Someone asked me when to take off the order before, but now he asks me if I want to place an order.

How I wish someone could see my vulnerability and say to me, "Give me the address, and I'll buy you whatever you want."

The first part: if you ride on the mountain and ride on the water, can you not pay the final payment? Bottom line: There is more wind and snow, and the dream of working has finally come true. Horizontal approval: independent

What should be discounted for the Double Eleven? Your hand.

Today, the first order of double 1 1 has started. Please make a good sign and ask for an outbreak of personal products, haha.

If you are single, I don't feel single.