Third person drama script.

Script Snow White Funny Version Story Characters: Snow White (hereinafter referred to as White) The Wicked Queen (hereinafter referred to as Queen) Dwarfs 1, 2, 3, 4 Prince Narrator Mirror Girl: 1, 2 Narrator: A long, long time Once upon a time, there was a country with a lovely princess. We all called her Snow White. She lived a carefree life. From now on, we will call her Xiaobai for short. (Quiet music starts) Snow White jumps on stage, singing "I am a girl", I am a girl, a beautiful girl, I am a girl, a beautiful girl (Music starts) Snow White: Have you ever seen such a beautiful and lovely girl like me? (Ending with a jump) Narrator: However, the queen died (sound of lightning and thunder), and the king took a new queen. The new queen looked like a drowned fish, a fallen bird, not to mention more beautiful. (Enter the queen, with two maids behind her. The queen is holding a piece of white paper with beautiful words on it.) The magic mirror stands on the sidelines. Queen: It's good to be a woman. I am the most beautiful woman in the world. (Turns to ask the two maids behind her) Do you think so? Maid 1: Needless to say, everyone on earth knows this. Maid 2: If you don’t believe me, ask the mirror. (The Queen walks towards the mirror and points to the mirror) Sing "Mirror" Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful woman in the world (pretends to scratch her hands and pose) (Music starts) Magic Mirror: Sing "Mirror", Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, let me tell you, you are the most beautiful woman in the world! ! At the same time, keep in line with the queen's movements. (The queen herself walked around the field with model steps.) Fast-paced music played and narrated (the music faded out): However, as Xiaobai grew up, when the queen asked the mirror again, she changed into the queen (facing the mirror, scratching Magic Mirror: Singing "Magic Mirror" Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful woman in the world. Magic Mirror: Alas, Master, do you want to hear good things or do you want to hear the truth? Queen: Nonsense, of course it is the truth. I will be lenient if you confess, but strict if you resist. Magic Mirror: Xiaobai is countless times more beautiful than you. She even appeared on the cover of the latest issue of "Playboy". I heard that many magazines are lining up to ask her to shoot their covers! ! Queen: (angry) No wonder there are fewer and fewer paparazzi these days! It turns out to be her, she, she, she! ! ! I'm going to kill her! ! (There was a violent storm, lightning and thunder broke out) (The Queen left the scene angrily) Narrator: The Queen rolled her eyes in anger, so she decided to start chasing our poor Xiaobai. (Xiao Bai and the Queen come on stage. Xiao Bai runs in front, and the Queen chases behind, running in circles around the stage) Queen: Sing "Horse" Horse, please run slower, run slower~~ (Music starts) Xiao Bai Bai: Sing "God, save me!" 》Oh God, save me! , help me! ! (Music starts) (The two of them are running out of breath. Enter the prince. The prince and Xiaobai meet. The queen stands aside) Prince: (affectionately) Princess, you are so beautiful. I fell in love with you at first sight. Princess, I will resist the queen. Attack, you run! ! Xiaobai glanced at the prince: Prince, you are so handsome, I will remember you, see you later! ! I flashed! ! Queen (standing aside): Are you two finished with your verbosity? Where is Cheng Yaojin? I will deal with you! ! (The prince and the queen grappled together, spinning in circles in the middle of the stage, as if they were wrestling. Xiaobai stumbled onto the stage.) Narrator: Run, run. With the help of the prince, Xiaobai temporarily got rid of the queen. Because she wore a pair of Didas, she could run faster than a rabbit. Xiaobai: (showing sneakers) Ah Didas, nothing is impossible, Impossible is nothing. (After speaking, he fainted and fell to the ground) Narrator: Xiaobai fainted and fell to the ground from exhaustion! (The desolate music starts) (The storm stops, the lightning and thunder stop) Four dwarfs come on the stage and sing "LOVE, LOVE, LOVE". Dwarf 1: Look, that's a person, how did she get to us. (Four people came forward and gathered around Xiaobai) and said: Wake up, wake up.

Xiaobai (suddenly sat up): Who are you and where are you? Dwarf 2: We are known as F4 among forest dwarves (sing "Meteor Shower" together) (music starts) Xiaobai: Didn't you hear that we are F7? How did we become F4? Dwarf 3: You don't know something, those three are ungrateful The guys formed a little tiger team, and we established F4. And you? Sing "Where Do You Come From" Where do you come from, my friend! ! (Music starts) Xiaobai: Alas, when singing "Olive Tree", don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away. I was originally Snow White, who was chased by the queen and wandered here. (Music starts) Dwarf 4: Then please advise the queen, we will do some public relations activities for you and plan it. Let’s do this. Give gifts. They say, “If you don’t accept gifts during the holidays this year, you will receive melatonin when you receive them” (melatonin music) Starting) Xiaobai: No, the queen wants to kill me, just take me in! ! Dwarf 5: (Thinking for a moment) OK, just live here and pay the water, electricity and rent! (Xiaobai and the dwarf dance in circles together.) (Cheerful music starts) Narrator: Xiaobai and F4 lived happily for a while, but unexpectedly the queen finally found this place. (Nervous music starts) The queen suddenly came on stage, and everyone exclaimed "Ah!!" Queen (holding something): (aggressively) I thought I couldn't find you, but this time I'm wearing Li Ning, everything is possible , I also have a Dragon Segalan brand tracker, which cannot be run away after being attached. When Xiaobai saw the queen, he was terrified and sang: "How could it be?" How could it be, how could it be, how could it be that you chased her here. Queen: Shaoluo said, give me your life, I will become the best in the world! ! Look at my unique skill - the first section of the eighth set of radio gymnastics! ! (The music "Radio Gymnastics" starts, the queen does "stretching exercises" and prepares to shoot Xiaobai, Xiaobai falls to the ground in fear) Prince: (hands in a horse-riding position), Princess, I finally found you, I'm here to save you Got it! Queen: Good boy, you are here again. There is a road to heaven but you will not take it. There is no door to hell and you will throw yourself into it. Let us end it today. (The two faced each other, and after staring at each other for a while, they suddenly started punching each other and singing, two little bees, flying in the flowers, flying. After guessing, the queen lost.) Queen: (angry) Ah! ! I lost, but I will remember you! ! (The queen fell to the ground, everyone cheered, and Xiaobai fell to the ground) Narrator: The jealous queen was overly angry and furious, but Xiaobai fell down due to excessive fright. (Tragic music starts) Prince: (rushes up and hugs the princess) Sing "The Only One", you are my only one. (Music starts) (F4 cries) Xiaobai: (Suddenly wakes up, sits up, affectionately) Ah, my prince! (The prince got excited and kissed the princess. The two stood up and walked in front holding hands) F4: Sing "The Most Romantic Thing" (holding hands and walked behind Xiaobai and the prince to sing) Narrator: From then on, the prince and the princess lived together. Live a happy life without any dwarfs! !