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Simple couples have 200 screen names.
2, gentle and cheerful Shu | High cold man Xiu Meng
3. Hide the gun in the trench coat | Hide the knife in the sleeve
4. Forget the scattered tears in Sichuan | I can't see the flowers on the other side.
See the deer when the tree is deep | See you when you wake up.
6. Time takes away youth and ignorance | leaving all vicissitudes.
7. Lost for seventeen years #| and you're around @
Mom, I miss you so much | Mom, I want to smile at you.
9. You can leave now. You will leave.
10, just be your fool | just be your fool for life.
1 1, I let go with a bitter smile | laugh later.
12, the story of that afternoon | the starting point of that summer
13, the killer who moved his heart | the rogue who took his heart
14, I really want to spoil your overbearing | I really want to monopolize your tenderness.
15, I want to go to many places | I want to go to your heart most.
16, how many love words are sad | infatuation is a little drunk
17, talking about an affair in which the autumn moon in Han Palace broke off a lifetime marriage.
18, I am tired of love | Your eyebrows will never have me.
19, there are stories in the wind. There is a parting in the words.
20. There is a kind of flower called waiting/*| and there is a kind of flower called helplessness/*
2 1. Words are lighter than water. Love is more powerful than wine.
22. It's a pity that the story is too long | Only the wind listens to me.
23, the sky and birds * * * singing | deep sea and rain * * * dancing
24. Tears in the rain | Smile at night
25. Don't forget after the rain | Please remember before the storm.
26. You are standing on high, but I am afraid of heights | You are in the dark, but I am afraid of the dark.
27. I miss you instantly. I really want you to come back to me
28. Six years of memories are scattered | Three years of reunion hasn't come yet | Me.
29. Youth leaves no regrets | Life leaves perfection.
30, break up, inappropriate | don't break up, I will.
3 1, the south wind laughs at the past | the future of Sadr in the north lane
32. Love will always be with me.
33. Sunlight dissolves tears | The breeze in the eyes hides shame.
34. Kiss the public and share life and death | Kiss the public and never leave.
35. I want to forget | I want to get drunk but I can't wake up.
36. Tomato watermelon | corn pineapple
37. For whom to find this light | For whom to sing this song, thousands of miles away.
38. Nobody cares about half-life.
39. Little fool, don't blame me for being gentle | Little fool, don't blame me for being domineering.
40. I dressed up for the bouquet-| just to miss you-
4 1, you are still in the north city. | I'm going to South Street.
42. Sad Fat Man | Sad Thin Man
The day you left | I sat at the station all day.
44. Witness the miracle of love | Only perform for you.
45. Remember silence | Love is different.
46, a pair of life | grow old together * * * This life
47, sister poison bully harem beauty | brother pet harem one person.
48. For whom, a persistent and affectionate encounter | For whom, the loneliness of life is deep and shallow.
49. Listen to the story given by the wind | Listen to the roar of the sea, and the world is warm and cold.
50. Spoil me to death as long as you live | as long as you want, as long as I have me.
5 1, listen to the left ear to take away the youth | listen to the kiss to break the loneliness.
52. Happiness is simple | Feel with your heart and smile.
I can't wait for you to look back | I can't see your affection.
54. Eyes can't find your nostalgia | Pupils can't find your disappointment.
55. Continue to be your only castle | Continue to be your only bear.
56. How to sing love songs | How to write love letters
57.- You are the fate of Russia, forever |-You are the heart of Russia, Fauville.
58. Forget the beginning of the story | Remember the plot of the story.
59. You are as beautiful as the sunset glow | You are as fleeting as the twilight.
60, going around or you | going back and forth and you.
6 1, the sunshine jumps on the brow | the smile ripples on the corners of the mouth.
62. You don't understand the world of comets | Don't pry into Wang Xingren's space.
63. Fall in love with you, fall in love with wrong | Leave your unrequited love.
64. Raise an eyebrow and smile | a wisp of white hair
65. Silent venting every night | Every page is hot ice and snow.
66. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble.
You taught me to grow | You taught me to love life.
Miss you, miss you, love you, hate you, hate you.
69, love you, exquisite life | miss you, day and night.
70. ⅶ addicted to alcohol |ⅶaddicted to you.
7 1, daughter-in-law, I want to see your family. I don't need to see my mother.
72. Husband, carry me home | Wife, daughter-in-law is tired
73. Mom's back is camel | Mom's eyes are blurred
Silence is a response to me | Smile is an escape from you.
75. Loneliness will never stop | I miss it and never look back.
76, once domineering tears | cowardly tears of breaking up
77. Youth of ponytail canvas shoes | Summer of jeans
78. I thought you were impulsive | Pretend it doesn't matter.
79. One point. One second. A century | a lifetime. A lifetime. all one's life
80. weeping willows in Jiangnan | West Lake Broken Bridge
8 1, we went from strange to familiar me | but from familiar to strange me.
82. Sing the most beautiful song to mom | Mom is so happy.
83. The warmest chest. | Tightest right hand.
84. She is my past | You are my present.
85. the rose in your eyes | the liquor in your throat
86, just waiting for you three words | just one I love you.
87. When your hair reaches your shoulders, I will make a suit to match it.
88. The left ear says never give up | The right ear says make a clean break.
89. A few feet in front of the door | The breeze is foggy.
90. Tomatoes and Onions | A big basket of potatoes and radishes
The screen name of a simple couple is 2 1. Once crazy, want ζ | now desperate, want to escape.
2. Xiansen, I miss you. Miss, I love you.
3. Night, sadness, sadness
4. What are you arguing about? What are you pretending?
5. Sunny | Sunny.
6. Domestic guy こζ | domestic chick こ
7.★ A long way to go. ♂ζ|♀ A long way to go.
8. No poison, no husband, no wife, no heart.
9. South of Cheng Nan's Youth Sorrow ζ | North of North City's Youth Dream
10. Why did my daughter-in-law hit me ζ | I hurt you occasionally.
1 1. Liu
12. I'm sleepy. Turn me off if you want to be sleepy.
13. That person ζ | The person chased by that person
14. Never forget you, never lose you.
15. What a pity for your hand | What a pity for your love.
16. Abuse me thousands of times in winter ζ | The quilt treats me like my first love.
17. puppy love improves emotional intelligence ζ | puppy love is harmful to health
18. I'm sorry to burst into your heart ζ | Never mind, this is exactly what I want.
19. Six dollars for hot spicy ζ | 50 cents for small spicy strips
20. Spongebob cried ζ | Pai Daxing was sad.
Simple couple's net name 3 1. Hello, are you there? ζ | Well, yes.
2. I am so deep. ζ Austria is so superficial.
3. [Only you see] ζ| [Only you fall in love]
4. The name of the game couple is full of domineering names.
5. Crayon Shinchan @ ζ | Crayon Uncle @
6. Care about your care ζ | Heart hurts your heart.
7. Being young with you | Being white-haired with you
8. Looking back | smiling
9. Look at each other and forget
10. The world of mortals | Old dreams
Simple couple's net name is 4 0 1, devil's angel.
02, warm spring-winter at dusk
03, slightly cool-residual temperature
04, tube-used
05, the truth-jokes
06, South Huan-Northern Ireland
07, last words-oath
08, wandering-lost
09, wild cats-wild horses
10, will forget-will be warm.
1 1, Old Dream-Ancient Town
12, normal-special
13, destroying the moon-burning the sky
14, white lining-red shirt
15, Master Yuan-Master Jiao
16, light kiss-light hug
17, warm heart-warm heart
18, liquor-green tea
19, at first-seen.
20, the rest of my life-residual temperature
2 1, don't move-stand
22, spirits-water
23. Sansheng VII
24, breeze-running water
25, aftertaste-residual temperature
26, cool fried-beautiful turn
27. Nanhai-Beicheng
28, discretionary-presumptuous
29, don't go-separation
30, deep affection-live up to it.
3 1, nostalgia-nostalgia
32, cold heart-warm heart
33, cool grave-barren grave
34, the heart-into the eye
35. Indulge-adapt
36. persistence-obsession
37, orange nine gardenia wine
38, crazy-epilepsy
39, ignorance-ignorance
40. North Lane-South Street
4 1, together-together
42. Wine companion-long-term companion
43, laity-mediocrity
44. get together-leave
45. Gale-rainstorm
46, cool-warm
47, lemon-lemon bud
48. Spirits-cigarettes
49. Autumn wind-fallen leaves
50, smelly cat-dead fish
Simple couple's net name is 5 1. Infatuation of Fructus Cnidii ζ | Seduction of Ylang.
2. Game couple names, domineering.
3. Willing to drown ζ | Willing to drown
4. Make a low-key commitment to the future ζ | High-key to accompany you to your old age
5.a hug and a kiss.
6. Sad and lonely ζ | Tossing and turning
7. Fake, fake, dissolute | Really, really mean.
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9. I am not a vegetarian ζ | I don't drink vinegar.
10. I'm going to save the world ζ | Stop and come to your arms.
1 1.■ Remembering old dreams in the old city ζ |■ Remembering old people with old dreams.
12. Rules about love ζ | Love is right.
13.- Wangzai Xiaomantou ζ|-Wangzai Xiaoxiao Crisp
14. Little fool ζ | Big stupid melon
15. Antong Xiao Jin ζ | Tong Mo Xiaoyu
16. Turn off the lights, I'm afraid of light ζ | Turn on the lights, I'm afraid of the dark.
17. Your happiness.
18. Not gentle and unpretentious
19. I will be your umbrella ζ | I am not afraid of rainy days.
20. The princess is charming and the king is handsome.
2 1. Visible to him | Invisible to him online
22.[ Uncle Doorman] ζ| [Auntie Restaurant]
I know your length | I know your depth
24. How many people have been hurt by saying ↘ Breaking up ζ|?
25. Today's lies ζ | Yesterday's vows)
26. Fat ↘ Liver ζ| Fat ↘ Granules
27. Living in ↘| Living in ↘
28. The future of a good Sao year is boundless ζ | Good mushrooms are cool and radiant.
I've been waiting for you.
30. I'm afraid I'll be struck by lightning if I destroy you.
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