Humorous quotes

1, good humor not only makes you laugh, but also makes you cry! If you cry too much, you will be fall in price, and if you are tired, you will be happy. You can still see the author's solemn and sincere soul in the laughter. Maybe the pain of humor is not weaker than the pain of pain -Wang Meng

Humor is the light of all wisdom, shining in the spirituality of ancient and modern philosophers. Anyone with a sense of humor is smart. They will use humor to solve all difficult problems and arrange every situation calmly and properly. -Qian Renkang

3. A lot of truth is said in jokes. -Swift

4. Yes. It has changed the basic organization of our thoughts and experiences. We must acquiesce in its importance in national life. -Lin Yutang

Humor is a beautiful and healthy quality. May you be humorous yourself. -Lenin of the former Soviet Union

6. Humor is the embodiment of wisdom, education and moral superiority. -De Engels

7. You can't always get along with people with a straight face. Humor is the most important thing. It will make your work easier and bring sunshine to the lives of your employees. -British Parkinson Rastemoji

8. A sense of humor is an appropriate restriction. -Li

9. Not everyone can have a humorous attitude. It is a rare gift, and many people can't even enjoy the happiness people give them. -Freud

10, a successful person handles setbacks with a sense of humor. -James Pan

1 1. Humor is the absurd feeling of refusing to take things seriously. -Hugh Cher

12, humor is a sign that workers have confidence in their careers and that they have advantages. -Engels

13, I doubt whether the world has experienced the importance of humor, or the possibility that humor will change our whole cultural life-the position of humor in politics, academics and life. Its function is not so much physical as chemical.

14. Humor and wit are the flashes of wisdom. -British Shakespeare

15, hard work, hard work and humor give you another feeling.

16, a person with a real sense of humor, has a different understanding, smiles happily and coldly, and takes a deep breath for a boring life. -Qian Zhongshu

17, people who know humor are usually very happy. peaceful

19. People who make you laugh are very interesting. People who make you want to laugh, humor. -George Bunus

20. I believe a sense of humor is also an indispensable part of charm. With a sense of humor, people can exchange ideas and opinions in a very harmonious atmosphere. Without a sense of humor, life will become very monotonous. -Italian Sophia Ming Lan

2 1, humor comes from wisdom, and bad words come from incompetence. -Pine forest

Humor is a lifebuoy in the waves of life. -Rab

23. What a gorgeous costume humor and a loyal guardian! It always surpasses the wisdom of poets and writers; It is a gift in itself and can put an end to ignorance. Scott

24. Humor: It can be said to be a seasoning, which can give people a subtle feeling to adjust their lives. Because some relaxed humor can change the atmosphere at that time, and can suddenly solve the deadlocked cold case. -Masayoshi Naida

25. Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime for people who lack humor. -Benchley

26. Humor and seriousness test each other, because if you don't want to accept a well-meaning joke, there must be doubt, and a joke that can't stand judgment must also be wisdom. -Hello.

27. The child will say: I want to get this bonus more smoothly than I do this, because I can express my thoughts at once without any tricks. -Hegel

28. The internal source of humor is not joy, but sadness; There is no humor in heaven. -Mark Twain

29. People's talents are different. Some people can be humorous, others can't, and those who can't be humorous had better not be forced. -Lao She

Humor is human nature. Maybe it can change the atmosphere for a while, but it can't change the pain for a lifetime. -Chen Guo

Complete works of famous humorous proverbs and sentences

Complete works of famous humorous proverbs and sentences

1. There are holes in the clothes, which need to be patched by Microsoft.

2. A gentleman is knowledgeable, and I can't sleep at night because of mosquitoes.

3. Why do pandas like to eat bamboo? Because pandas like to eat!

4. It's not that simple after listening. The next song is about the entanglement caused by simple love …

5, contented people are always happy to know that the national football players are not very happy.

6. Happiness is a luxury skin care product, which is given to people with rich hearts for free.

7. It is a happy thing to do what you like and not interfere with others.

8. A person's life is like a key. There are ups and downs. If you don't grind it, it will rust. Open your dream, you need it to persist, you need it to know how to advance and retreat to get something of your own.

9. Life is like a box of paint. Open it, it's colorful and sometimes dry!

10, masterpiece of misunderstanding: Liu Taoyuan Sanjieyi got up to accompany Tang Priest to learn Buddhist scriptures in the West, met Jia Baoyu and became good brothers.

1 1, Interpretation of Famous Works: Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Heroes of the Water Margin, After reading Journey to the West and learning Journey to the West, I dreamed of the beautiful scenery of the Red Chamber at the end of my life.

12, the world is not peaceful. Every place is a pit. Some roads have pits, and some people have pits on their heads!

13, people's troubles are worries about the future.

14, some people are valuable when they die, and some people are valuable when they die!

15, success looks at us in the dark, because we work hard for success.

16, people came into this world crying and made so much effort just to compensate for the hope of changing to a different state after death! (of a person) burst out laughing over the absurdity

17, the old man has no career and chooses to become an old woman; Lose happiness and hope to remarry.

18, some people like Satan because he is a bad person, and some people like God because he is a customer!

19, I only have you in my eyes, but there are others in my heart!

20. talk in your sleep with your eyes open. Do not be blind.

2 1, the clock can stop at any time, but the time is always running. Cherish time

22. One person is simple, and thinking of another person is lonely.

23. Walking on the road in the dark means walking alone! The sky rang and thought there was another brother Diao. It turned out to be a crow!

24. Live in your own dreams during the day and in other people's dreams at night!

25. It is often said that the last thing people know is themselves. Eyes always habitually look away and blur themselves at the same time. Until one day you find the mirror ... in fact, everyone who is willing to stand in front of the mirror is eager to know themselves.

26. Under normal circumstances, if the trajectories of two lines intersect, they will eventually drift away; And two parallel lines with the right distance are the eternal follow! Just like the biggest attraction between two magnets is to keep the most suitable distance, not intimacy. It is right for everyone to spend more time thinking before preparing for the next intersection, and to keep proper rationality in casual.

27. The so-called people in the M-Zone refer to people who were beaten by M people together.

28, a smiling face is very simple, a smiling face is very complicated.

29. It is easy to do good deeds sincerely; Thinking about things all day, depressed and frustrated.

30. The spirit of Ah Q is to please my misfortune with more of your misfortune.

3 1, the dark clouds in the sky are black. When I was a child, I naively thought that God owed Satan money and would not pay it back. I came to his house to splash paint today!

32. With the two weights of ideal and love, the balance of luck will fall to your side.

33. I have a house facing the sea for mortgage!

34. Some people die for freedom, while others die for freedom.

35. It is very hot to keep the matches in your hand burning longer.

He came to see me when I was sick and had a fever, and later we became enthusiastic people.

37. Some people become superhuman after having a high fever, while others become vegetative.

38. Extend a hand when others need help, and a foot when others get carried away.

It's one thing to like someone, but it's another to want it, just as he likes the idea of rainy days instead of getting wet!

40, everything is not ready, still owe the east wind, borrow the east wind, I fly a kite.

4 1, I remember when I was a child, I tried my best to help my grandmother cross the road, but she didn't want to; Help aunt wash the quilt. It turned out that she was basking! Help the elderly mow the grass. It turned out to be his flower.

42. Listening to your jokes, I cried twice!

43. To me, a diamond is just a piece of carbon with 99.98%, but I like carbon very much.

44. Life is just a process from one destination to another and finally to the graveyard.

45, ten years to educate people, a hundred years to die, a hundred years to burn paper.

46. Life always goes on, and so does sleep!

47. If you are unhappy, just say it to make everyone happy.

48. Three stages of life. Moonlight people who earn money by their own conditions are called black sheep; Second, if you are defeated, you will start to eat your old money again, which is called two defeats; Third, when you are old, find a partner like yourself. It's called couples losing!

Don't be too crazy, cat. One day, the fish may push you into the water!

50. "If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date is the grave, feng shui confession is self-digging, marriage is double suicide, empathy is moving the grave, and the third party is robbing the grave."

5 1, "No matter how hard and tired you are, think of yourself as 250, no matter how difficult it is, think of yourself as a two-faced person." Poor students in Peking University "

52. "It is not necessarily the prince who rides the white horse, but the Tang Priest. It is not necessarily an angel with wings, but sometimes a birdman. " -Wang Xiaofang, Director of Beijing Office.

When the first person around us tells a joke again, at that moment, the city will slowly stand up again. Giuliani

54. As you get older, your figure gets shorter and shorter, but your story gets longer and longer. Robert Keating

Humorous and funny qq quotes

Money is no problem to me at all. The problem is that I have no money at all.

Resist breast enhancement surgery and don't pollute the last safe milk source!

The so-called beautiful women are actually slaves of cosmetics.

From heaven to hell, I passed by

Piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

I love you forever.

Your people are perfect, but no one will necessarily like them.

Everything will be fine in the end. If it's not good, it's not over yet. Believe it this way.

Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

In ancient times, we didn't make phone calls, send text messages, chat on the Internet, send Weibo messages, cross oceans and get stuck in traffic jams. If I miss you, I will climb two mountains and walk five miles to hold your hand.

In this life, there is always someone who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him.

When I was a child, I fell. Whether it hurts or not, I cried first.

I just want someone to understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

Actually, who do you love me like? I will give any expression.

Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.

I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and hanging myself with a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.

For my Audi, your Dior and our children Oreo. Work hard! Fight!

You are good to me, so I can't help bullying you.

I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend the rest of my life with you?

During the episode of intermittent depression, don't disturb strangers or find acquaintances.

Saying that money is a sin, everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.

Hands in pockets, nobody loves them.

Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

Ming Sao is easy to hide, but dark is difficult to prevent.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it's better to mix kindergartens!

They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.

My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

How about having a husband, scoring goals with the goalkeeper!

I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained and drowned.

It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.

Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.

If you have time to learn Feng Shui and occupy a good tomb after your death, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before your death.

You go, I won't see you off; Come, rain or shine, I will pick you up.

God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurts my heart and bones.

Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.

Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them!

I am convinced that someone will come into this world and be tortured by me.

Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds have been taken away, and those without backgrounds have been killed by a stick.

What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.

I like you so much that you will die.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said, I can have this. I said, I really don't have this ...

The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me? !

People can't extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.

When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a highly educated hooligan.

Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

In fact, you don't have to feel inferior, because you have won the championship among tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you fall in love with a foreigner.

There is a complete collection of humorous and inspirational quotes and sentences.

There is a complete collection of humorous and inspirational quotes and sentences.

1, do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes. Live like Xiao Qiang.

If you don't take the initiative, the beauty will let other men climb on her. If you don't refuse, an ugly girl will climb on you. If you don't say yes, no woman will let you climb on her. In fact, work is the same: if you don't take the initiative, good positions will be taken away by others. Don't refuse, everything will be arranged for you, and you will often be criticized. You don't promise that no leader will believe you, because the leader can't feel your determination. Li ao

You are so handsome and cool that you don't even have friends. What do you want? Why Shengxiao Mo?

When you wake up one morning, you find a bird dead beside your bed. What does this mean? This shows that God is playing with angry birds. No, no, because you are a pig! iPartment Season 4

5, fever ... indoctrination ... Open the lid and take a bottle of Didi mellow. ....

6. I understand that the tears I shed now are all the water that entered my head when I chose my major. iPartment Season 4

7. How can a woman be beautiful if she doesn't spend it? If a man is not bad, there will be no offspring.

8, some words are quite open-minded, and some words will be angry.

9. I survived the week when I had no money. My brothers admire me and call me: Bye!

10, dear, who got through your second pulse of being governor and made you pout at me willfully?

1 1, Happiness didn't knock, I went out to look for it!

12, do you know what kind of fish you are? Extra "sunny summer nights"

13, the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are not good, and washing and cooking are too tired for Zhou Libo.

14, be kind to your body and don't let it go on strike. If he doesn't leave, so should you!

15, handsome as always! iPartment Season 4

16, hang conan can't live without Kobe. We all hope that hang conan's "ipartment 4" won't hang Kobe.

17, after dinner, I ate a banana to help digestion; Then I ate the second banana to help the first banana digest; Afraid that the second banana would stay to play, he sent another banana to supervise; After five minutes, I felt that one might not be enough and decided to send another one. Ten minutes later, my stomach felt churning. Are the four of them playing mahjong? I sent an undercover agent for five minutes and I coughed. This is the secret answer: I was kidnapped.

18, dragging the horizon for one day and delaying world peace for one day. iPartment Season 4

19, recently, how can I put it ... teeth are getting whiter and whiter, skin is getting more and more transparent, and women want to live a quiet life. Anyway, it's not bad Problems: Occasionally, my eyebrows fall off, my nails grow slowly, I feel sleepy and want to eat, and I feel hungry and want to sleep ... ipartment, Hu Yifei 4.

20, an umbrella, a threesome, I get wet!

2 1, Christmas Eve, remember to hang a fragrant sock on the bedside before going to bed. When you get up in the morning, there is an old bearded man foaming at the mouth on the ground. ....

22, running, why run! Kuafu runs for his dream; Athletes run for honor; Antelopes run for survival; Even the donkey has to run to get a bundle of hay.

23. Sometimes the night is very short, and it will soon be dawn to swim into a beautiful dream; Sometimes the night is long, and there are countless sheep and wolves behind. Tonight, so long!

24. When winter comes, I bury myself in the quilt.

25. Actually, it's not that I don't like school, but I just don't like class. Without teachers, the school would be the best place in the world. We are all bad boys.

26. Some people are dead, but he is still alive. Some people are alive but he plays dead!

27. If you are strong, you will be strong. If you meet a wall, you will climb over it.

28.YoulowertheIQofthewholestreet。 Sherlock

29, loneliness is counting money, he betrayed freedom!

You can't just say what you think, just like I miss you now, but I won't tell anyone.

3 1, I look at you gently from the perspective of stars, and you look at me gently from the perspective of orangutans.

32. Everything has been fine recently, so I am in a bad mood. Why are you in a bad mood? Because I think everything is fine!

33. Happiness didn't knock. I went out to look for it!

34. Guan Guan, on the Jianghu, my fair lady, what's your name? iPartment Season 4

35. Yes, many years ago, my affectation, my romance and my right time and place have all expired. What's more, the people who stayed with me in those years actually chose to refund their tickets and leave. Bao Jingjing's "33 Days of Broken Love"

36. The reason for pride is that you have too little knowledge.

37. The past and the future are big ships that you can't board at the same time

38. If you don't conform to reality, reality will hit you.

Young man, give yourself a chance to overcome your fears.

40. Young people should be confident, calm and don't worry.

4 1. I planted myself in a flowerpot and pretended to be a flower. A few meters

42. If you let me cry silently, I will tear your heart out.

43. Xiao Li flies a knife for an instant, making you a little eunuch.

44. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good.

45. I envy typhoons recently. Isn't their direction already decided? Renhe Pinocchio

46. I just made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can make hundreds of millions at once. If I fail, I will beat Shui Piao with these two dollars. Mr Luo Yu's Happy Utopia

47. It is said that butterflies can't fly over the sea, and no one can bear to blame them. But how the fuck did my butterfly become an ugly moth?

48. A new sentence of Journey to the West Xiaohui "1" I am a monkey who has been waiting for you at the foot of Wuzhishan for 500 years! Do you know why I put you under Wuzhishan? Because I don't want you to escape from me. Do you know why I accompany you to learn the scriptures? Because I love you. "Do you know why I brought you a spell? Because you're a fucking troublemaker. "5" Chang 'e, why did you leave me? Is it because of the Jade Emperor? "6" Pig Bajie will have an unhappy day in bright spring, not to mention sentimental me? "7" Are you the reincarnation of Tang Sanzang? I talked scene after scene and didn't shut up all day. Bones, I can't go with you because I have spider essence.

49. Are you dating anyone? Woman: Yes. M: Is it eight taels? Woman: Come on, there is no such good luck. I can't even think about it. That is an incomparable man, handsome, humorous and romantic, and he is very kind in Shuai Shuai.

I saw it on 50.58. I found the option to find a handsome guy, clicked in and chose my own city. Actually, I just want to see if there are any handsome guys in my city. Later, my myopia was cured because I was blind.

5 1, I tried to carve your name on my heart, but the blade was broken.

52. Men are afraid of getting into the wrong business, while women are afraid of marrying the wrong person. The first half of this sentence affected my career, and the second half affected my love. Mr. Li Le Diary Yue

53, just like underwear, invisible but important. love letter

54. I tried to download you to my heart, but the format was wrong.

55. The Tang Priest and his disciples went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. Friar Sand is a cautious man. One day, when he saw a hole in the monkey's trousers, he found a needle to mend it. The next day it was broken, and Friar Sand made it up again. On the third day, Friar Sand made it up again, and on the fourth day. Just as Friar Sand was about to mend it, the monkey came and flew, saying, You fucking mended it, where should I put my tail?

Famous sayings about sense of humor

A sense of humor is an appropriate restriction. -Lebanese Ji Bolun

Proper self-mockery is the highest level of humor. —— China Ding Bing

Laughter and humor are the unique privileges of human beings. -Daisaku Ikeda, Japan

As long as we live, we must keep a sense of humor. -Einstein, USA

People who lack a sense of humor are not perfect. -coleridge.

Life without humor is like spring without flowers. -Daisaku Ikeda, Japan

The secret source of humor itself is happiness, not sadness. -American Mark Middot; between the two

● Humorous outlook on life is a true, tolerant and sympathetic outlook on life. —— China Lin Yutang

Humor is the most beautiful dress people wear in social situations. -Thackeray, England

Humor is of course vented through laughter, but laughter does not necessarily represent humor. -China Qian Zhongshu

● Humans are almost universally fond of humor and are the only creatures in nature who can joke. -Emerson, USA

Humor brings understanding and tolerance, while cynicism brings profound and unfriendly understanding. -middotRepplier, England

Jokes and humor can bring people happiness, and often have great effects. -Cicero in ancient Rome

Humor is more effective and relaxed than seriousness in making decisions on major issues. -Horace, ancient Rome

Life can cope with the past without philosophy, but without humor, only stupid people can survive. -Soviet Prishvin.

Humor is such a gorgeous dress and a loyal guardian! Far beyond the wisdom of poets and writers, it is a gift in itself and can put an end to ignorance. -Scott, England

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