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A rural wedding presided over by a sacrifice to heaven

# Host # Introducing the host has become an indispensable part of various performances and parties. It can be said that the host word is a very special art form in China. It is often attached to various performances and parties, and rarely becomes an independent art discipline like poetry and prose. The following is the host speech of rural wedding worship compiled by KaoNet for you. Welcome to reading.

Presiding Speech at Rural Wedding Worship (1)

Distinguished guests and fellow villagers: Hello everyone! Good luck in the middle of winter, and the ice and snow are warm. As the traditional China New Year approaches, we welcome a happy couple, Mr. and Mrs.. First of all, on behalf of the two newcomers and the Liu family, I would like to express my sincere thanks and warm welcome to all the guests.

Now I declare: the wedding ceremony of Mr. and Mrs. begins now!

Newcomers enter

Let's welcome today's protagonist-the talented groom and the beautiful bride with the warmest applause.

1, firecrackers, music, red happy words posted on the class. There was a noise in front of a hundred guests, and a couple came out.

2. Look, this couple walked into the wedding hall that they have been dreaming for a long time with joy and shyness in the common blessing of all of us.

Introduce new people

1, bride: There is a saying that only the daughter-in-law of the Liu family can see the tens of millions of people who got married today! The slim MM standing on the right is the bride! (Come and let everyone visit for 3 seconds for free)

Where does the groom say the bride is beautiful?

Looking forward to seeing the bride, all beautiful people yearn for it. She is as slim as a fairy and graceful as a beautiful lotus in the water. Better than colorful golden phoenix, or the groom has unique skills. Indus attracts golden phoenix.

2. Say the bride says the groom, and the groom is next to the bride. Groom official, suit and tie, personable, handsome, personable, handsome, flushed and smiling! People are cheerful when they are happy. Liu Kai is a good boy.

3, it's true, talented people match beautiful women, beautiful women match handsome men, a pair made in heaven.

Tell a love story

1, two new people, one is the hero of Ningqiang in Shaanxi, and the other is the Weaver Girl in Hubei. It can be said that a thousand miles meet, and Liu and Chen are all well.

When and where did you first know, confess and put forward "Answer three ones altogether to see if there is any tacit understanding"?

Exchange ring

1. Legend has it that he is a foreign object, a fragment left by falling stars, a tear of the gods, full of legendary and mysterious romance, and a symbol of eternal love.

2. Exchange rings.

At this moment, the bride and groom's sweet smile is believed that all the guests have seen it, and they have made a love Covenant: this life, forever!

Oath:

1, ask the bride and groom.

Are you willing to marry this beautiful woman around you, rich or poor, forever?

Excuse me, bride, would you like to marry this gentleman around you as your husband, rich or poor, forever? Whether he smokes or drinks, slurps when he sleeps or snores when he eats, will you?

Excuse me, would you like to cook soup for her during the day, make his bed at night and make a new one every night?

Excuse me, bride, would you like to drink his soup, sleep in his bed and get married every night?

2. The bride asks the groom.

Do whatever the bride tells you to do.

(1) The bride asks questions.

(2) turn around. In the first circle, a hundred flowers blossom, and in the second circle, dragons and phoenixes appear auspicious. The third circle, turn out a harmonious home and be happy. Put it down and wish them everlasting, everlasting.

3, good! God's match, consensual! Life is safe and the future is bright!

Witness the wedding

Girls and boys, please note that you have to register before you can have children. Legal marriage is protected, and small life is more auspicious.

Did you get the marriage certificate for the bride and groom?

Ask the witness to read the marriage certificate.

After sweet love and patient waiting, the newlyweds finally became happy partners under the protection of the law. In the vast sea of people, there are two less single-family households and one more support group.

(of the bride and groom) salute to heaven and earth.

1, relatives and friends are happy, the bride and groom worship the flower hall, and they are more happy to worship three times in advance and live longer.

2. Pay homage to heaven and earth, have peace in the four seasons, marry and have children, and the younger generation will be the champion. (of bride and groom) do/make/pay ceremonial obeisances (to Heaven and Earth ...

Red flowers are auspicious in the sun, auspicious clouds are auspicious around the beams, a couple worship the flower hall, and their parents and elders sit on it. Please take your parents to their seats.

4, water has roots, raising children is twice as difficult. Fulfilling a child's lifelong career is all the efforts of parents.

(1) Today, our Xiao Liu finally got married. How many years have you been expecting to get married? Is the daughter-in-law beautiful?

Come on, bride, your mother-in-law praises you. Call your mother when you bring tea and ask her to praise you again.

(2) bring tea and call mom. Is it sweet? Kissing? If you are sweet, you need money, and if you are sweet, you need cash.

(3) Just tell mom not to call dad, and be careful that he doesn't send you flowers if he has money. Four names (four times)-get rich in four seasons and have children early.

(4) On such a happy day, as a groom, what do you want to say to your parents?

(5) Inheriting wind is the most expensive city. I hope the children will grow up early, and the bride and groom will unite as one and be filial to their parents.

Worship parents. Bow, thank you for giving life, bow again, thank you for raising adults, bow three times, and always honor the elderly!

5. To the guests. The wedding was held in Huatang today, and all relatives and friends came to congratulate us. There is no suet in front of the table, but I am lucky to have many relatives and friends.

Thank the guests and bow ... I wish you a long and healthy life and a happy Millennium.

6. Husband and wife worship each other.

Men and women are handsome and talented, just like Liu Bei crossing the Yangtze River. There is a red line in the middle of the month and a mandarin duck on the splendid pillow.

Goodbye, husband and wife. As soon as they bow their heads and meet each other, the husband and wife love each other until they are old; Second, face to face, husband and wife love forever; Three bows and heart to heart, husband and wife love each other for life.

take a drop

Let's meet at the top and hold hands at the bottom. Please propose a toast to the two new couples. Two glasses of wine symbolize that the wine of life is sweet, embrace each other and drink the nectar of love together.

1, clink glasses and drink by yourself. Clear division of labor, get things done.

2. Feed each other. Respect and love each other, respect the old and love the young.

3, a large cup. Deep feelings, boring, you are true and pure, don't wander, know each other and love each other, and live a happy life.

Cheers, always hold hands. After drinking the toast, may your love last forever.

Throw candy

When the bride and groom throw wedding candy, relatives and friends are busy holding wedding candy with their hands, so busy that their mouths are closed and they eat very hot. ...

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Into the bridal chamber

Friends, your heart is bright when you see the bride and groom, eating candy excitedly and watching the groom carrying his wife. Are you happy?

All right! The wedding is here. On behalf of the CPC Central Committee, I declare that the wedding of Mr. Liu Kai and Ms. Yan Xia Chen is over! I wish the young couple love and sweetness and early success;

I wish friends and relatives, in the new year, farming, trading, working, playing cards, winning prizes, life will become more and more comfortable; I wish you all the best in the Year of the Loong, the dragon and tiger leap in the Year of the Loong, smooth sailing, double happiness, three sheep opening Thailand, four seasons getting rich, five blessings, good luck in June and June, seven stars shining high, all directions entering the treasure, peace in 1999, perfection and all the best.

Ending:

Foreigners' homes, young foreigners' homes, aunts' homes, sisters' homes, aunts' homes, brothers who make a fire to be in-laws, and young aunts who eat sugar; Those who serve, sit down, stir fry, steam rice, carry water, wash dishes and peel garlic, all relatives and friends should be quiet, and the master told me to be stupid. After listening, don't joke; It is full of lanterns and colorful decorations, which is very lively. Smoke filled them and they tied the knot.

Friends and relatives from all over the world go over mountains and mountains. The neighbors all laughed happily. There is wine and meat, everyone starts work; Drink as much as you want, and rest when you are drunk. With meat and vegetables, please help yourself with chopsticks. The bride and groom in red are here to thank each other. Goodbye!

Rural Wedding Hosted by Baitiandi (2)

Distinguished guests, friends and relatives, ladies and gentlemen: flute to attract phoenix, drum to welcome guests. At this moment of national celebration, the groom Zhou Shuangqing and the bride Li Xi got married. First of all, I would like to express my heartfelt congratulations to the newlyweds and their families: I wish them a harmonious husband and wife, evergreen branches and a long life.

Marriage is an important milestone in life. Mr. Zhou Shuangqing and Miss Li met, fell in love and finally got married. It was a perfect match. I wish them mutual respect and love, mutual understanding and mutual accommodation, family happiness, fly with me, and a bright future. I hope this couple will carry forward the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation, respect the old and love the young, and be kind to Gaotang, so that both parents and the elderly can have plenty of food and clothing, have a happy spirit, laugh often and support their lives.

Next, I declare: the wedding of Mr. XXX and Miss XXX begins now! (firecrackers are ringing)

The ceremony begins with the first item.

A worship of heaven and earth:

Bow (thanks to a match made in heaven)

The second bow (thanks for getting married)

Three Bows (May the marriage between heaven and earth spread stories)

And respect the hall of worship:

A bow (thanking parents for their kindness in raising their children is deeper than the sea)

The second bow (to honor parents)

Three bows (I wish my parents a long life than Nanshan and happiness like the East China Sea)

Husband and wife worship:

Bow (love, fly with me)

The second bow (grow old together, forever)

Three bows (early birth, family happiness)

The ceremony will proceed to the second item.

The bride and groom thank all the guests for their busy schedules to attend our wedding!

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Take a second bow

Three bows

The ceremony will proceed to the third item.

The bride and groom go into the bridal chamber together! (firecrackers are ringing)

Xi Yanzi Huang Xiang Daoli. When the beautiful scenery is beautiful. Hongmei tucao always brings a couple when she gets married. My friends, today is the year of the year. On this exciting day, our yard is decorated with lanterns and colorful drums. Celebrate our young lady's wedding. Meet our son-in-law, sir. Now please hold out your left hand and look at the time on your watch. At this moment, we, Miss Prince Charming, have arrived. Please follow my finger: wearing a straight suit, all smiles. Holding flowers in hand, walking with vigorous steps. Meet the love of his life.

Come on, groom, do you know that we have a habit here? Call dad first, then call mom. I won't let you take it home until I worship my parents' daughter-in-law

Ok, now please welcome the groom's parents-in-law to make their debut.

Look how happy our old people are today. Let me ask: uncle and aunt at this moment today.

Are you happy? Happy. Then you old couple can sing a song for everyone. Stop singing? Then ask the groom to pour you a cup of tea. A good groom drinks tea. (change your mouth)

Ok, please go on-the young lady's father gave her to the groom. Come to the groom to see how you greet your beloved/(kneel down and offer flowers, and the bride helps the groom out of the house and get on the bus together)

An Outline of Wedding Worship in Rural Areas (3)

Good Morning, everyone!

The sun is shining, the songs are flying, the laughter and the sky are auspicious. On this beautiful day, we welcome a happy couple, Mr. and Ms., first of all, let us send our best wishes to them. Let's clap.

Today is XXXX in the AD and XXXX in the Lunar calendar. Today is the day of a happy marriage. Let's clap warmly again. Today is an auspicious day for marriage, a good day, and an auspicious and festive day.

Newcomers come on stage to play music!

This is really a talented person with a beautiful woman, a weaver girl with a cowherd, a full moon and a round person, forever! Next, worship heaven and earth first.

Bow your head, concentrate on heaven. Your love shines with the sun and the moon.

Bow again, and have the best of both worlds. As evidenced by the land, your feelings are like a running river.

Three bows, happiness, the will of the people, your life is booming.

As the saying goes, water has activity and trees have roots. Children don't forget to raise their children, they will complete their lifelong career, but they will forget their parents and devote themselves wholeheartedly. The bride and groom are married now, and they really want to thank their parents for their kindness.

Next, the second item, worship Gaotang County,

A bow, nurturing grace, lifelong reward.

Bow again, honor your parents, and serve rice and tea.

Three bows, happy new home, don't forget my parents.

* * * * * (red envelope episode) changed to call mom and dad, and I have money to spend in my life. Parents call it well and red envelopes are indispensable.

Bride: Dad.

Moderator: Grandpa Xi, is your daughter-in-law sweet?

Xi Gong Gong: Sweet!

Moderator: Pay the money.

Moderator: Grandpa Xi, is your daughter-in-law good?

Grandpa Xi: Great!

Moderator: Take out the money!

Bride: Mom!

Moderator: Hi Grandma, does your daughter-in-law call her a kiss?

Xi Popo: Dear!

Moderator: Give out bonuses!

Moderator: Hi Grandma, is your daughter-in-law satisfied?

Mother-in-law Lexi: Satisfied!

Moderator: Take RMB!

Ok, next is the worship of the third couple. Two couples are standing face to face. The husband and wife have a small request when they worship us, that is, when they worship, their hair ends should meet. It's called a hundred years of husband and wife. Once again, the tips of the noses should touch each other, which is called sharing the same fate with breathing; I came into contact with one worship after another. Where should these three worshippers touch? Does the groom know? (Turn off the microphone so that the guests can't hear what the groom says) What? Kissing? The groom is still short-tempered. Actually, Sanbai is not a kiss, it's face to face. This is called a happy life forever.

A bow, mutual respect, mutual love and mutual understanding, early birth of your son.

Bow again, husband and wife love each other, grow old together and share happiness.

Bow three times, always be United, love each other and be happy for thousands of years.

Dear guests, friends, the wedding is over, the bride and groom enter the bridal chamber, please take your seats in the living room, and the wedding reception will begin immediately. Please enjoy yourself. I wish you a happy meal and send you a pair of couplets.

The first part is: eat, eat all the delicious food in the world, and pay attention to your stomach.

The bottom line is: drink, drink the best wine in the world, and don't get drunk.

Horizontal approval is: eat well! Have a good drink!

Finally, I wish you prosperity every year, all the best in the four seasons, all your wishes come true every month, and always smile every day!