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Energy saving, frugality and moral education.
The next morning, when he woke up, it was of course a woman. He got up to prepare breakfast for the other half, woke up the children, dressed them in school uniforms, fed them breakfast, packed lunch, and then drove them to school. When he got home, he picked out the clothes that needed dry cleaning and sent them to the dry cleaner. On the way back, he also stopped by the bank, then went to the supermarket to buy something. When he got home, he put down his things and paid off the bill and checkbook.
When he cleaned the cat box and bathed the dog, it was already one o'clock in the afternoon. He hurried to make the bed, wash clothes, vacuum the carpet, dust, clean and scrub the kitchen floor. He rushed to school to pick up the children, and had an argument with them on his way back. He prepared snacks and milk, urged the children to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while busy.
At 4: 30, he started peeling potatoes, washing vegetables to make salads, wrapping pork chops, peeling fresh beans and preparing dinner. After dinner, he began to clean the kitchen, turn on the dishwasher, fold clean clothes, bathe the children and send them to bed.
At nine o'clock in the evening, he couldn't hold on, however, his daily routine was not over yet. He climbed into bed, where there were people waiting for him, and he had to and could not complain.
The next morning, as soon as he woke up, he knelt by the bed and prayed to the Lord: Lord, I really don't know what I think. How could I be stupid enough to envy my wife staying at home all day? Please, oh! Please, let's change it back!
Lord of infinite wisdom, answer him: my child, I think you have suffered a lot, and I will be glad to make everything back to the way it was. but ......
You must wait another nine months. Last night, you were pregnant
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