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If I had a bottle of magic potion,
I hope this is a reality!
The park in the rainstorm in Tianjin Dagang Oilfield is really beautiful! Tong Shengxue's mother and son have dark skin. Such a clean grandfather lives in a shabby house near my home. I didn't like this grandfather before, because he was a little ugly, and he always had a strange smell when dealing with garbage every day. His family has a little brother who often plays with us in the yard. One day, we were playing football there. A little boy kicked the football dozens of meters away and landed in a stinking puddle. This time, everyone was stupid, and no one wanted to pick up the dirty football in the smelly puddle. At this time, the little brother's grandfather just came to invite him home. Seeing this situation, he helped us pick up the dirty football without saying anything, and wiped it clean with toilet paper and returned it to us. What is even more unexpected is that the next day, the old man took tools and filled the stinking puddle with soil with several other cleaners. We won't worry about playing football this time. In hot summer, there is no smell in our yard. Big eyes, thin figure, running around every day, climbing high and climbing low, this is me-Liu Ruixiang. They talked and laughed and went home happily. My younger brother likes to help others (Wu Hao, Jiu Feng Primary School). He is very popular in the class, because no matter who meets any difficulties, no matter what the situation, no matter whether the students who study well or those who study poorly, he is willing to help, so all the students in the class like to be friends with him. Once, my brother held an exam in his class. As a result, Wang Wen's pen suddenly ran out of water. He is worried that Wang Wen is like an ant on hot bricks. At this time, his brother silently took out a refill from his pencil box and handed it to Wang Wen. When Wang Wen thanked him, his brother waved and just said, "You're welcome."
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