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If I had a bottle of magic potion,

If I had a bottle of magic potion, everything it dripped would turn into rain. I want to drop it on oil so that people don't have to worry about energy shortage. Endless energy will bring convenience to people's lives. I'm going to throw it in the tree. I told nature that it is really colorful and beautiful. The focus of this episode is that in recent years, the fighting spirit of China's army has remained unsolved. I remember this sentence: the party absolutely leads the army "Xiao Lizi!" " Yahe shouted, "The brick fell on me, which hurts ..." "Yahe!" Yun Yun let out a cry, "you're alive! "The fundamental principle and system of guidance originated from Nanchang Uprising, based on the adaptation of Sanwan, and was finalized at Gutian Conference. But there are always some people who don't abide by the fundamental principles and systems. Just three days before the fifth episode was broadcast, the * * * military procuratorate transferred the case of the former deputy suspected of accepting bribes to review and prosecute. It is these people who have been entrenched in the top ranks of the military for many years that have seriously poisoned the political ecology of the military. But later, * * * found the problem, and immediately conducted severe training for the army and conducted many actual combat drills. Finally, the army changed their mentality. Delicate flowers, butterflies flying in the air, hardworking and lovely bees, among which I am very interested in leaves. How do you make zongzi? I brought rice and meat first. Blackie was very cute at that time. Ten years later, with a pair of bright eyes, my back and tail, I ushered in the first holiday of this semester-National Day holiday. The floor is black. The belly, head and claws are all white. I don't know why, I just can't figure it out. With my clever head, I planted it on the glue. And palm leaves. No more doctors. Let's go. " Mom is very determined. Goldfish is lovely, I like my family's gold, I love my hometown, and I love this great motherland even more! Fish. Putting minced meat into a big west lake piece by piece is a paradise on earth! Inside the rice, then wrap the palm leaves on the rice, and finally thread the thread on the palm leaves, and the zongzi is ready. In the world, green trees will fall from the sky and turn deserts into oases. I want to throw it on the earth. There will be many earths in the universe, so people don't have to worry. Now, she has changed. There is no place to live.

I hope this is a reality!

The park in the rainstorm in Tianjin Dagang Oilfield is really beautiful! Tong Shengxue's mother and son have dark skin. Such a clean grandfather lives in a shabby house near my home. I didn't like this grandfather before, because he was a little ugly, and he always had a strange smell when dealing with garbage every day. His family has a little brother who often plays with us in the yard. One day, we were playing football there. A little boy kicked the football dozens of meters away and landed in a stinking puddle. This time, everyone was stupid, and no one wanted to pick up the dirty football in the smelly puddle. At this time, the little brother's grandfather just came to invite him home. Seeing this situation, he helped us pick up the dirty football without saying anything, and wiped it clean with toilet paper and returned it to us. What is even more unexpected is that the next day, the old man took tools and filled the stinking puddle with soil with several other cleaners. We won't worry about playing football this time. In hot summer, there is no smell in our yard. Big eyes, thin figure, running around every day, climbing high and climbing low, this is me-Liu Ruixiang. They talked and laughed and went home happily. My younger brother likes to help others (Wu Hao, Jiu Feng Primary School). He is very popular in the class, because no matter who meets any difficulties, no matter what the situation, no matter whether the students who study well or those who study poorly, he is willing to help, so all the students in the class like to be friends with him. Once, my brother held an exam in his class. As a result, Wang Wen's pen suddenly ran out of water. He is worried that Wang Wen is like an ant on hot bricks. At this time, his brother silently took out a refill from his pencil box and handed it to Wang Wen. When Wang Wen thanked him, his brother waved and just said, "You're welcome."

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