Happy event: An inspirational joke in the workplace.

Happy event: An inspirational joke in the workplace.

People are always confused. At this time, we need chicken soup for the soul. The following is an inspirational joke in the workplace that I compiled for you. I hope it is useful to everyone.

1. A famous large timber factory in Canada advertised for an excellent lumberjack. The day after the advertisement was published, a short and thin man came to the wood factory with an axe and knocked on the door of the logging foreman's office. The lumberjack took a look at the thin man and told him to leave.

"Please give me a chance to prove my ability," said the thin man.

"Well, see that huge fir tree over there?" The woodcutter said, "Pick up your axe and blow it down."

The thin man went straight to the tree. Five minutes later, he knocked on the foreman's door again. "I have cut down that tree." He said.

The woodcutter couldn't believe his eyes, so he said, "Where did you learn this skill of cutting trees?"

"In the Sahara forest." The little man replied.

"You mean the Sahara desert?" Asked the lumberjack foreman.

The thin man smiled and replied, "Oh, of course, it has changed now!" " "

2. The boss called a clerk and said, "You have worked in this company for one year, and your performance is very good! At first, I was only responsible for distributing letters. A week later, I began to deal with sales. A month later, I was promoted to sales manager, and only four months later, I was promoted to vice president. Now that I'm retiring, I want you to be the new president and general manager of the company. what do you think? ! "

The clerk said, "Thank you! ! "

Boss: "Nothing else to say?"

Shop assistant: "Thank you … Dad!" " "

At a banquet, a boss's front door zipper was unzipped without knowing it. His female secretary found that there were guests present, so it was not convenient to say it directly, reminding the boss, "Boss, your garage door is open."

The boss is puzzled. "Oh, have you seen my BMW?"

No, just two broken tires. The female secret replied

There is a mental illness near a company. When someone passes by him, he will chase after him and ask, "Really? Isn't it? Yes ... "One day, an employee of the company was going to be late for work. When I arrived at the company, I happened to meet a mental illness coming towards him. I was afraid of his entanglement and said:

"Yes, yes, I am ..." The psychopath replied "S&; b！” Turn around and walk away ......

Manager Zhang is forty years old this year, but he looks older. One day, a new employee came and chatted in the office. The new employee said that Manager Zhang looked very young. Manager Zhang asked him to guess his age, and the new employee said, "You are only fifty."

Manager Zhang shook his head in disappointment, and the new employee quickly asked, "How old am I supposed to be from your age?"

Others said, "Ten years old."

The new employee said excitedly, "You are so young. You said that you are 60, I really don't believe it. "

6. At a banquet, a boss's front door zipper was unzipped without knowing it. His female secretary found that there were guests present, so it was not convenient to say it directly, reminding the boss, "Boss, your garage door is open."

The boss is puzzled. "Oh, have you seen my BMW?"

No, just two broken tires. The female secret replied.

7. There is a mental illness near a company. When someone passes by him, he will chase after him and ask, "Isn't it? Isn't it? Yes ... "One day, an employee of the company was going to be late for work. When I arrived at the company, I happened to meet a mental illness coming towards him. I was afraid of his entanglement and said:

"Yes, yes, I am ..." The psychopath replied "S&; b！” Turn around and walk away ......

Manager Zhang is forty years old this year, but he looks older. One day, a new employee came and chatted in the office. The new employee said that Manager Zhang looked very young. Manager Zhang asked him to guess his age, and the new employee said, "You are only fifty."

Manager Zhang shook his head in disappointment, and the new employee quickly asked, "How old am I supposed to be from your age?"

Others said, "Ten years old."

The new employee said excitedly, "You are so young. You said that you are 60, I really don't believe it. "

9. A famous large timber factory in Canada advertised for an excellent lumberjack. The day after the advertisement was published, a short and thin man came to the wood factory with an axe and knocked on the door of the logging foreman's office. The lumberjack took a look at the thin man and told him to leave.

"Please give me a chance to prove my ability," said the thin man.

"Well, see that huge fir tree over there?" The woodcutter said, "Pick up your axe and blow it down."

The thin man went straight to the tree. Five minutes later, he knocked on the foreman's door again. "I have cut down that tree." He said.

The woodcutter couldn't believe his eyes, so he said, "Where did you learn this skill of cutting trees?"

"In the Sahara forest." The little man replied.

"You mean the Sahara desert?" Asked the lumberjack foreman.

The thin man smiled and replied, "Oh, of course, it has changed now!" " "

10, the boss called a clerk and said, "You have worked in this company for one year, and your performance is very good! At first, I was only responsible for distributing letters. A week later, I began to deal with sales. A month later, I was promoted to sales manager, and only four months later, I was promoted to vice president. Now that I'm retiring, I want you to be the new president and general manager of the company. what do you think? ! "

The clerk said, "Thank you! ! "

Boss: "Nothing else to say?"

Shop assistant: "Thank you … Dad!" " "

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