Oil and water, in this life, have been enemies with us

It's spring, and it's raining continuously. I can't help but think of a proverb and people's cheers at this time: "Spring rain is as expensive as oil."

However, over half a century old, after the ups and downs of life, it seems that there is less excitement and more lingering and melancholy: is oil and water good? It seems that in this life, I have a grudge against her!

Yes, oil and water, there should be enmity with people born after 6. At that time, he was very young and immature, and he was in the stage of growing up, but most children were as thin as hemp stalks, so slim that a gust of wind could blow them down, but they lacked oil and water. But what about this oil and water? However, I am carefree, even indifferent, far away from young us, and almost become a noble in the upper class that poor children can't reach, causing many reverie and jokes.

At that time, I had the impression that all the family's oil and water for a year were in an empty bottle of sorghum Daqu. At the end of each year, the production team squeezes some cottonseed oil, and then hundreds of people in the team share it. Each family doesn't share a bottle of unrefined crude oil, leaving it for the Spring Festival to fry some noodles and balls, as a "high-end new year's goods" to entertain guests, and their own family will also be touched. As for usual, many families, that is, boiled sweet potatoes, steamed sweet potatoes, clear water cabbage soup, are really difficult to get some oil stars.

a little power is good. When I was in primary school, Yang Wenli, a female classmate in my class, was called a big silly girl. However, she was chubby in vain, and her skin was shiny and smooth, just like a foreign student in the city. It was because people had a good father: a disabled veteran who was retired from the Korean War, got a fat job as a keeper, was responsible for the storage and distribution of food, cooking oil and animal feed for the production team, and hung a bunch of bright keys around her waist all day, and walked with a tinkling sound.

What is even more enviable is that this Lao Yang is in charge of the power of "oil and water". When the production team distributes oil, everyone with a discerning eye can see that the oil terminal of Lao Yang is always full for all cadres or their relatives, while others always scoop up most of the terminals and subconsciously shake a few drops before pouring them into the bottle of the members with a satisfied look. The county magistrate is not as good as being in charge now, and everyone dares to be angry and dare not speak, just doing it themselves.

there are other things that make our children angry. On the way to physical education class, several late students stood on the playground, explaining the reasons for being late. Everyone had the same reason: "Dinner was late ..." < P > "What did you eat so late?" The young PE teacher was angry, blushed and shouted loudly.

"Sweet potato rice, cabbage soup ..." Ding Maoer mumbled something.

"and you?" The PE teacher asked Yang Wenli.

"Me," said the fat girl proudly, raising her neck, "I ate eggs and chopped green onion in oil!"

oh, my god, eggs, chopped green onion, and steamed buns with oil? A circle of poor children opened their eyes wide and suddenly remembered the usual scene of Yang Wenli's going to school: while walking, she tilted her head and ate oily buns, and the golden oil and water flowed out along the bottom of the buns ...

It should be said that for most poor children in rural areas, eating oily buns is indeed a very fascinating luxury, just like KFC, which is regarded as junk food by developed American emperors!

oil and water are more than the envy of children? It is simply the envy of the whole nation. Otherwise, why seek benefits is called "fishing for oil and water"? Scold the pretty little girl for clinging to the stupid son of an official, and call it a "frying pan" for coveting others? Even taking a little advantage is also called "skimming"?

Envy returns to envy. People are rich in oil and water, and they have never sympathized with the poor. They even have enmity with the poor, causing a lot of trouble.

There's a joke that really makes the suffering post-6s scream. Those with low tears may burst into tears.

In the village, a businessman who went door-to-door to sell prickly heat caused a commotion among the women in the village. This prickly heat is a kind of fried pasta in the north. It is thin and strip-shaped, wrapped in a woman's bun, boiled in oil, and yellow at the beginning. It is crisp and crisp, which is more admired by poor people. However, everyone is very poor, and they can't stand the child's begging, so they buy a few cents, which makes others envious.

A beautiful housewife, really poor, rummaged in the basket for a long time without buying anything. Then, she hung her hands high and went home. At noon, there are little oily flowers floating in the clear water cabbage soup. The husband is very strange: "honestly, where did you get the oil flower?" The way the brigade secretary looked at you that day, did it have anything to do with the brigade secretary ... "

" What were you thinking? " The woman said with a little reproach and a little pride, "There are people selling prickly heat in the village. I turned it over for a long time, didn't buy it, didn't spend money indiscriminately, and got a lot of oil on my hands. When I came back to cook, I put the hand washing water in the pot. Look, have a meal, is there oil and water? " Then, look forward to men's praise.

what about men? He flew into a rage, raised his hand and beat the woman: "You prodigal bitch, if you put hand washing water in the water tank, we will have oil and water for many days."

actually, it's not ridiculous. This is the truth of life. My neighbor, Uncle Chen, six sons, three daughters, and my father and mother, are really poor. His family has always used chopsticks to put a little cotton on their heads, dip some oil in them, wipe the bottom of the pot, and then stir-fry and cook. This has also become a classic example of thrift in the village, and it has become a story for a while.

At that time, that memory, oil and water, was always incompatible with the poor and belonged to the "comrades" of the rich and powerful class.

finally, I resumed the college entrance examination, was admitted to secondary schools and universities, and ate commodity grain. However, I still have a tense relationship with myself, and it is still not easy to get in touch and hug deeply. It is necessary to rely on food stamps and oil stamps to hit a catty of rapeseed oil and half a catty of sesame oil at the grain depot, and still cherish it every day. However, after all, it is much better than rural hukou, so I am a little satisfied.

at that time, I envied my neighbor's fourth sister-in-law. After graduating from grain school, she was assigned to the county flour mill, and my sister-in-law and father were the first people to go to the sea. They opened a grain and oil shop at home, but they couldn't sell oil all day and sent it to Sisao's home. Therefore, the cooking in Sisao's house is full of fragrance. The beeping sound of frying and the aroma of delicate and graceful often arouse the praise of neighbors and the envy of harshness.

there are facts to prove it. People's cooking wok, because of lack of oil and dry burning, the bottom of the wok fell off layer by layer all day, and finally leaked prematurely. However, Sisao's small iron pot can be used for several years without being bad, because the oily oil and water overflowed the bottom of the pot and formed a thick oil film. What a good protection!

Fourth Sister-in-law is also very proud: "No one in this area is as rich as my family!"

Envy is envy, but it doesn't cause jealousy, because she is not an official, and she doesn't have the opportunity to be corrupt. She earned it all from her family's business. This oil and water is bright, she eats openly, has no corruption and public anger, and is glorious!

extremes meet. Many years later, Sisao's family also had a little regret: no one was as rich as their oil and water, but now, no one is as big as their family's belly, high blood fat and high blood pressure!

You get sick before you get rich. This oil and water seems to have a grudge against us mortals!

Yes, after 4 years of reform and opening-up, we have become rich, and we should make up for what we haven't enjoyed: big fish and big meat, eat! High in sugar and oil, eat! Good teeth, good appetite, delicious food! Inadvertently, the general has a belly and a big belly. This is the richness of cadres and rich and powerful people in the past. Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, now, our Chinese dream has also come true! Congratulations!

don't, our poor life is really not blessed! The child said, "Dad, more than 5 people have worked hard all their lives. It's time for a physical examination every year. I feel sorry for myself!" "

ok, look it up!

I was dumbfounded when the results came out: blood lipid and blood pressure were seriously exceeded. The doctor suggested: "Please eat lightly! Less oil and no salt, it is green; It' s even more blessed to have rough tea and light rice! "

damn it, I finally caught up with the developed countries, and I became one of the oily, glossy and slippery ones. I ate some incense and drank some spicy food, but a physical examination report put us back to our original shape: If you want to live well and live well, please stay away from oil and water!

I'm glad to have my Hainan brothers share the joys and sorrows, and I'm not alone!

In 213, I moved to Hainan, and I learned the "poverty" of Hainan people: fish, stewed; Chicken, boiled; Sweet potato, clear burning; Pick up a few shells in the sea, and you can also cook a pot of clear soup and drink leisurely.

"There is little oil and no salt. How can we eat it?" The northerners who are new here, who are used to eating big oil, big salt and spicy food, are very surprised and confused.

However, people have been like this for generations. Although they are black and thin, they are slender and tall, disease-free and healthy!

oh, for this life that has been tossed for most of my life, do as the Romans do, live a simple life!

Keep in mind: laity, poor people, life-threatening criminals, have been enemies with her in this life!