High school inspirational drama script

Do you know what drama is? Drama is a comprehensive art, in which script creation, direction, performance, stage design, lighting, and commentary are all indispensable. The following is what I compiled for your reference!

: Jing Ke Assassins the King of Qin

This sketch mainly introduces a box lunch deliverer who delivers box lunches to the crew of Jing Ke Assassins the King of Qin. At that time, because the extras the crew was looking for did not come, they asked the lunch box delivery man to play the role of Qin Shihuang. At first he was unwilling to play the role, but under the persuasion of the assistant director, he only wanted to play it for him. The person who delivered the lunch box knew that this TV series would change history and was afraid of misleading people after filming, so he decided to stop the show.

Huang Juji - The Box Lunch Deliverer - Qin Shihuang

Shao Feng - Assistant Director - Eunuch

Sha Yi - Director - Jing Ke

Inspiration from various characters;

1. Huang Juji, who delivers lunch boxes, symbolizes the working people. He delivers meals to the entire crew and is Shao Feng's "biological father", which means that "working people are the real parents of food and clothing".

2. The crew must be a symbol of power. This group is supported by their parents. They eat from their "parents" and drink from their "parents". They are randomly rewarded with a few small coins and a box of 12 yuan for a meal. They still have to show off their face because they think the meal sent by their "parents" "smells like coats". ". Moreover, if it doesn't matter, ordinary people will not get the opportunity and honor of serving lunch boxes to the crew.

3. Director. To use a line in the sketch, "The director is the father in the crew." He guides and controls the direction of the entire play. He determines the resource allocation of the crew and the future and destiny of everyone;

4 , Shao Feng, his guest role as "eunuch" refers to some "helpers" who are a little educated and a little clever in society. They are servile and follow the director's lead. In order to maintain the director's authority and the established order of the crew, they do not hesitate to act as eunuchs and pawns. In order to survive and benefit, these eunuchs often forget who their biological father is. The following are the lines of the sketch script!

The sketch script of "Jing Ke Assassins the King of Qin"

Huang Juji: Cough, cough... Happy New Year to everyone!

Huang Macro: Delivering lunch boxes. Delivering lunch boxes to the crew. This crew is incredible. The historical drama "Jing Ke Assassins Qin" will definitely be great to watch. I know this part of history. I remember that at the beginning, Duke Qin's Jinluan Palace, Tu Qiong saw the dagger, and Jing Ke pulled out the dagger and stabbed Qin Shihuang. Qin Shihuang couldn't dodge, so he was about to pull out his sword to fight back. But the Qin sword was too long and difficult to unsheath, so the minister shouted: Your Majesty, put the sword on your back! Qin Shihuang then pulled out the sword and killed Jing Ke, and later swept the six kingdoms and unified the world! This drama...

Shao Feng: Oh, Dad, what are you shouting here? We are filming here!

Huang Juji: Oh, my son, aren’t you the assistant director? Why are you pretending to be the director? What?

Shao Feng: There are not enough extras, so the staff have to come in~~

Huang Juji: Why are you talking?

Shao Feng: I played the role of a eunuch!

Huang Juji: Oh my god, it’s so similar... I said, it’s time to eat, it’s time to eat.

Shao Feng: Eat whatever you want! You know how to eat! Really...

Huang Juji: What's wrong? The filming didn't go well?

Shao Feng: Oops, the extras to play Qin Shihuang haven’t arrived yet. The director said that until the emperor’s scene is finished, no one will be able to eat!

Huang Juji: You are not the emperor. Not in a hurry, eunuch, are you in a hurry... No, I just said, don't be in such a hurry, what are you doing, really... Huang Juji took off his coat and covered the lunch box.

Shao Feng: Hey, hey, daddy, what are you doing?

Huang Juji: It’s cold, and the food will get cold soon! You have to cover it up...

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Shao Feng: Go, go, take your shabby coat. The actors have said that your lunch always smells like your coat.

Huang Juji: Then my coat still smells like lunchbox!

Shao Feng: Oh, just because your shabby coat smells like lunchbox, it’s like spraying The perfume is gone!

Huang Juji: Go to hell with your grandma!

Shao Feng was kicked down.

Shao Feng: Yeah! Dad...

Huang Juji: You still know that you have a father like me! Let me tell you, eunuchs don’t have sons, so you can’t live without a father! What kind of child? This is...

Shao Feng: Dad, it is my assistant director's responsibility if the extras don't come...

Huang Juji: I can't suffer the cold if his actors don't come.

Shao Feng: You... Oh, look, come on, dad, put this on. Shao Feng handed over a yellow robe. Oops, you said this is the same for the extras, why haven't they come yet? Oops, it's so urgent... Huang Juji put on the yellow robe. Hey~~~Hehehehehe~~

Huang Juji: What's wrong with this?

Shao Feng: Dad...

Huang Juji: Ah?

Shao Feng: Can you do me a favor?

Huang Juji: How can I help you?

Shao Feng: Can you help? Can I play the role of an emperor?

Huang Juji: Can you pull him down? Qin Shihuang?

Shao Feng: Ah!

Huang Juji: I am the only one Can I play the role of Qin Shihuang as the lunch deliverer? Aren’t you funny? You are...

Shao Feng: Why can’t you act? In the previous play, the old lady sweeping the floor could play the empress, how could you act? What about Qin Shihuang?

Stop nagging, besides, haven’t you told me the historical story of Jing Ke’s assassination of Qin since I was a child?

Huang Juji: I can tell the story , I can’t act!

Shao Feng: In our play, Jing Ke is the protagonist and Qin Shihuang is a supporting role. There are only three sentences in one play...

Huang Juji: One sentence I can't come either, I can't!

Shao Feng: Can you act?

Huang Juji: I, I, I... I can't act.

Shao Feng: Don’t give away lunch boxes after you stop acting!

Huang Juji: What does this have to do with giving box lunches?

Shao Feng: Of course It's relevant, because I am the assistant director, so I use you to deliver lunch boxes to the crew. Our box lunches cost 12 yuan a box, but I didn't order anything that cost 10 yuan a box!

Huang Juji : No, the twelve yuan I paid was the real deal. Four dishes, one soup, and two stupid eggs, all freshly laid by your mother... No, no, all freshly laid by the chicken your mother raised...

Shao Feng: It's no use! The director fired me, why are you giving me a lunch box?

Huang Juji: I can't act this, this, this, son, I'm... …

Shao Feng: Dad, listen to me. As long as you don’t say that you are delivering lunch boxes or that you are my father in front of the director, I guarantee that you will pass!

黄Juji: Ah, I can’t say it’s your father.

Shao Feng: Yes, on the set, the director has the final say, and the director is the father!

Shao Feng: Do you remember? Okay, that’s it. Qin Shihuang is here, Your Majesty, please!

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Huang Juji: Hide behind Shao Feng.

Shao Feng: Dad, don’t go, don’t go... Don’t panic, don’t panic...

The curtain opened and director Sha Yi sat on the dragon chair.

Sha Yi: All departments, listen up. Let me reiterate for the last time. If the emperor’s scene is not finished, no one will be able to eat!

Huang Juji: Oh, director He has a really bad temper.

Shao Feng: Yes, why not say he is the father.

Huang Juji: That’s right, I’m scared.

Shao Feng: Come on, come on, follow me, hehehehehe~~ Come on, director, let me introduce to you, this is the actor who plays Qin Shihuang, and this is the director.

Huang Juji: Dad.

Sha Yi: What do you call me?

Shao Feng: Ah, um, this teacher is straddling a play. He played a son in the last play, and he calls everyone daddy when he meets him.

Sha Yi: Oh, I’m in a fun mood.

Shao Feng: Yes.

Huang Juji: Entering the drama.

Sha Yi: Do you understand the plot?

Huang Juji: I understand. My son told me everything.

Sha Yi: No...what do you call me?

Huang Juji: Oh, no, no, director, I also stepped into another drama, playing the role of dad in that drama, So everyone I see calls me son, director.

Sha Yi: Wan'er! It's a cross-three drama. Well, has the price been negotiated?

Shao Feng: It’s been negotiated.

Huang Juji: Twelve yuan a box.

Sha Yi: No...what?

Shao Feng: Twelve yuan a day!

Huang Juji: Ah, yes.

Sha Yi: The price is quite low.

Shao Feng: Yes, it’s the cost.

Sha Yi: From which unit?

Shao Feng: From the Provincial Repertory Theater.

Sha Yi: Oh, it’s so easy to talk!

Huang Juji: Oh, director, how do you know I’m from the province? Yes, I’ve been retired for several years! The province ized.

Sha Yi: Have you ever played the role of the emperor?

Huang Juji: I...have you ever played the role of me?

Shao Feng: I have!

Huang Juji: I have forgotten...

Shao Feng: I have acted. This teacher has acted in many emperor plays, oh, Emperor Kangxi, Emperor Yongzheng, Emperor Qianlong Your Majesty, Your Majesty Daoji...

Sha Yi: Wait, wait, wait... Daoji?

Huang Juji: That's Jigong. He is not the emperor, he is a monk.

Shao Feng: Yes, yes, if you act too much, you will get distracted.

Sha Yi: This teacher is quite humorous. All departments, please listen carefully. Our teacher is an experienced actor. We will try to get it right in a moment. The assistant director will explain the schedule to the actors.

Shao Feng: Hey, hey, hey.

Sha Yi: Take the time to dress up.

Shao Feng: Okay, okay.

Sha Yi: I’ll dress up too.

Shao Feng: Hey, hey, hey, director, you should also dress up, good, good, good. Ladies in the palace, dress up for the emperor.

Palace Maid: No.

Huang Juji: Wait, wait, wait, wait a moment.

Shao Feng: What's wrong?

Huang Juji: Wait a moment.

Shao Feng: What's wrong?

Huang Juji: Why are there still maids?

: Idiots go to school

Introduction: The The skit mainly introduces some interesting things that happened in the classroom between four students and the new teacher. One of the students is a fool. The other three students often play tricks on the fool student, which makes the fool student always get beaten by the teacher. The skit is adapted to be performed at campus events.

"Idiots Go to School" skit script

The phone rings!

Student A: Class is here, class is here.

Student B: Hey, class is on, class is on, hurry up, class is on.

Student A: Hello, monitor.

Student B: Hello, I heard that our class has a new teacher, and she is a woman.

Student A: It doesn’t matter if she’s a boy or a girl, just kick her away when she comes.

Student B: Yeah.

Student C: Hey, how are you two?

Student A and Student B: Good morning!

Student C: You are here so early. Hey, did you hear that our class has changed its head teacher again?

Student A and Student B: I know, I know, I’ve known it for a long time.

Student C: Oh, and she’s a woman.

Student A and Student B: I understand, I understand.

Student C: Hey, how about we stay and tidy her up. Give her a nickname.

Student A: Oh, yes, yes, this is a good idea. What kind of nickname is that?

Student C: Hey, it’s called morning glory.

Student A: Morning flowers, too vulgar, too vulgar, too vulgar.

Student B: How about that? Let’s nickname her Old Hen.

Student A: Ah, old hen.

Student B: Yeah.

Student A: Bird flu is very serious now. Still, you dare to call me an old hen.

Student C: That’s right.

Student B: Well, let’s just call her an old maid.

Student A and Student C: OK, OK~~~~~

Student A: This is good, this is good, this is good.

Student B: That’s a good idea. Are you going to call me later? Point to Student C.

Student C: I won’t call.

Student B: Then you call and point to Student A.

Student A: I won’t call either.

Student B: Then you don’t bark, and she doesn’t bark either. Who will scream?

Student C: Oh, yes, the fool will come later, let him bark.

Student B: Oh, good idea, good idea.

Student A: This is a good idea.

Student B: Fool, it’s class, it’s class, it’s class.

Idiot student: Here we come. Appear in a sexy dance~~Why are you laughing? Have you never seen a handsome guy?

Student A: Hey, hey, you idiot.

Idiot student: Yeah.

Student A: Our class has a new teacher. We nicknamed her Spinster. When she comes, call her.

Idiot student: I won’t scream.

Student A: Why?

Student Idiot: You always lie to me. Every time I open my mouth, you shut it.

Student A: No, I won’t lie to you this time.

Student B and Student C: Yes.

Student A: We all yelled together.

Student B and Student C: Yeah.

Student Idiot: You won’t lie to me this time?

Student A, Student B, Student C: Well, that’s right, I won’t lie to you this time. Call together.

Idiot student: Okay, let’s shout together.

Teacher: Hello everyone, I am the new class teacher. I heard that students in this class are particularly difficult to teach, but I am very caring and I will use my love to influence them. Hello, classmates!

Student A, Student B, Student C, Foolish student: Old.

Idiot student: Virginity is good.

Teacher: Which little classmate called the teacher an old maid? Please step forward. Student A, Student B, and Student C stand back together~~Little classmate, please stand up.

Stand up.

Idiot student: Yeah.

Teacher: Little classmate, stand still.

Foolish student: Teacher: The ground is uneven.

Teacher: Little classmate, you know what an old maid is.

Idiot student: My father said that people who have not been dealt with are called spinsters.

Teacher: I am confident and patient. Little classmate, please go to the office with your teacher.

Stupid student: What are you doing?

Teacher: The teacher invites you to eat chocolate.

Stupid student: Really?

Teacher: Really, come on.

Idiot student: Yeah, go eat chocolate.

Student B: Hey, is this called an old maid eating chocolate?

Student C: Yes, I would have known what we were called.

Student A: That’s right.

Teacher: I’ll treat you to chocolates, Dove’s and Jindi’s. Eat and eat until you’re full. Coming out I never punish my students corporally. Xiaotong

You can come out now.

Idiot student: Come and dance.

Student B: Hey, what’s wrong with you? You idiot.

Student C: Fool, are you okay?

Student C: The teacher is hitting someone.

Student A, Student B, Student C: Let’s take a look, let’s take a look.

Student A: Ouch, the injury was not serious?

Student B: The beating was not serious?

Teacher: Sit down, let’s start class. . The teacher will give you the first lesson, teaching you how to read a Chinese character. Please all students read it with me and see it clearly. bei~~

Student A, Student B, Student C: bei bei

Stupid student: pei

Teacher: bei

Student A, student Student B: bei bei

Student B: pei

Teacher: Little classmate, please stand up. The teacher thinks that your pronunciation is not standard, so I will teach you individually so that you can hear it clearly, bei.

Idiot student: pei

Teacher: Quilt.

Idiot student: matching match.

Teacher: Little classmate, the teacher thinks that not only your pronunciation is not standard, but also there may be something wrong with your skull? Teacher, can you enlighten me, do you have a bed at home?

Idiot student :have.

Teacher: What is that on the bed?

Stupid student: The sheets.

Teacher: What is that on the sheet?

Stupid student: My mother.

Teacher: What is that on your mother?

Stupid student: My father.

Teacher: So what’s on your dad’s head?

Stupid student: No more.

Teacher: What about your quilt?

Stupid student: I was kicked off the bed by them. The teacher beats the stupid student, and the stupid student comes back dancing.

Teacher: What kind of student is this? I am so angry. Come here and take a seat.

Idiot student: Okay.

Teacher: Next, the teacher will teach you the second lesson. Come on, little students, please stand up.

: Exam notes

The monologue runs through the beginning of each scene

Each scene will combine the current hot topics and use the past to satirize the present

First Act: Imperial Examination in the Late Qing Dynasty

Actor: Examiner

Old Tongsheng

Three Young Scholars

Stage Setting: Examiner in the center , sitting on the desk. There are four tables on both sides, where four scholars sit.

The four treasures of the study are ready on the table.

Monologue: Examinations are a glorious tradition in China since ancient times. The country selects talents and makes students shine through exams one after another. Many candidates have come forward one after another, creating China's glorious examination culture for thousands of years. Among them, the one with the longest history and the most profound influence is undoubtedly the imperial examination in feudal society. Youdao is——

The examiner entered the scene and stood behind the desk

The examiner: The emperor values ??heroes and his articles teach you. Everything is low-grade, only the test-test-high! The disciples enter!

Four scholars enter the scene, an old boy with white hair and beard.

The music starts. Play the accompaniment of "The Business of Love"

Scholar A: Studying for more than ten years, just for fame

Scholar B: The last chance to take the imperial examination will not come again.

Xiucai C: He memorized ancient books and tried his best to guess the questions.

But now I have no idea and a blank slate

ABC together: At first you were the one who wanted to open the imperial examination and you did it

Now you want to abolish it Bury me alive

Put up pens, inks, paper and inkstones, come up here

Try your luck for the last time to become a talent!

Music stops

Xiucai A: Have you heard that the imperial court will abolish the imperial examination next year? Today is the last time!

Xiucai B: What a scam. No one asked me about it after ten years of hard work, but I became famous all over the world in one fell swoop.

Without the imperial examination, how can I get along in the future?

Xiu Cai C: All of my brothers are easy to talk to. Look at that old man with snow-white hair. He looks like a VIP in the exam and a fighter in the eight-part essay. If he fails the exam again this year...

Xiu Cai D: Without accompaniment, singing: I really want to take the exam again for 500 years!

Examiner: SHUT UP! Shut up, where are you? There is so much nonsense, how can you, the idiots, just speculate on the emperor's will? Sit down!

Scholar, sit down

Examiner: First of all, let me talk about the exam rules. Please turn off the mobile phones, pagers, and big cocks you carry with you, or put them into shutdown mode. Please don't make loud noises or whisper to each other. You can only bring mineral water for drinks. I tore off the label on the bread outside. The exam lasts for two hours. If you want to boo during the exam, please raise your hand. Okay, let me translate it in English, please turn off your mobile phone...

Xiucai A: Okay, sir, keep your English to show off to Mr. Li Hongzhang of the Westernization Party.

Examiner: OK, let’s start the exam!

Scholar B picked up the test paper and read aloud: "Be tireless in learning and tireless in teaching." This topic is very easy.

Xiucai C: Who said that? I don’t know.

Xiucai D: Hum! "The Analects"! Confucius!

Xiucai C: I'm kidding, I don't know "The Analects"...Who is Confucius?

Scholar A: There are really all kinds of people in this imperial examination. I don’t know that even Confucius dared to take the exam, isn’t this seeking death?

Examiner: Attention! Don’t use the examiner as an official! We have exam disciplines: unity, tension, seriousness, and liveliness! Hurry up! Write!

Xiucai D: Oh, we have to hurry up.

The three of them were busy writing, and only scholar C was playing with his pen.

Examiner: Time is up! Stop writing.

Four people stopped writing

Examiner: Let go.

The three of them put their hands behind their backs, and only scholar C put his hands behind his head, like a prisoner. C looked at the others and quickly imitated them

Examiner: Stand up!

The four people stood up, and the examiner walked to the four of them one by one and looked at the papers

The examiner said to A: Yes, the topic is novel and the writing is clever.

Xiucai A was very proud: Of course, I am not an ordinary young man, I am an authentic literary and artistic youth.

Examiner: It’s a pity that after accepting the question, I fell into the cliché, PASS!

Xiucai A exaggeratedly covered his face and cried bitterly: I am a 2B youth, I am a 2B youth!

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The examiner said to B: Well, his writing skills are outstanding, and he is not an ordinary person.

Scholar B was very proud: I am one of the best scholars in our township! The township head said that as long as he passed the imperial examination, he would betroth his daughter to me like a flower!

Examiner: What a pity. , the handwriting is scrawled, written like an electrocardiogram, PASS!

Xiucai B exaggeratedly covered his face and cried bitterly: Like a flower! Like a flower! You are going to be a widow!

The examiner said to D: Well, Talented, with neat and impeccable handwriting.

Scholar D was very proud: I have rich experience in imperial examinations, and I am bound to win this time!

Examiner: It’s a pity that our unit does not recruit older single young people after 60, PASS!

Xiucai D exaggeratedly covered his face and cried bitterly: What a cheat! What a cheat! You are discriminating in employment!

Xiucai C: Sir, Sir, come and see me.

Examiner: Don’t look at yours, it’s just ruining my eyes.

Xiucai C: Sir, let’s take a look first and then talk.

The examiner had no choice but to walk up to C and said: GOOD! WONDERFUL!

PERFECT! It’s you! The court needs talents like you!

Xiucai ACD is very strange

Xiucai A: No, just like him, is he still good?

Examiner: If you don’t believe it, see for yourself!

The three of them gathered around to watch

Xiucai B said: My father is Li Gang!

Xiucai D said: My uncle Li Shuangjiang!

Xiucai A: Sir, this kind of thing Do you believe it if you cheat?

Examiner: Well, whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway!

Xiucai C: Look, look, now is the era of cheating !Hahaha.

Execution of Xiucai C

Xiucai A: I 2 got home and even forgot this.

Xiucai B: Ruhua, you must not marry the son of the head of the village next door.

Xiu Cai D: I’d better go home and start a writing training class.

The end of the three people

Examiner: The emperor values ??heroes, and articles teach you. Everything is inferior, only test-test-high! The student exits!

The examiner exits.

The second act resumes the college entrance examination

Actor:

Invigilator: Male, over 50 years old, wearing glasses

Candidate Qian Chaoying : Male

Candidate Sun Qimei: Female

Candidate Li Jianjun: Male

Candidate Zhou Aiguo: Female

Monologue: 1977 In winter, the Communists who smashed the Gang of Four wisely restored the college entrance examination system that had been suspended for ten years. The generation that had been delayed for ten years once again picked up books, walked into the classroom, and took the college entrance examination. From then on, The fate of many people was completely changed.

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Act III: Civil Service Examination

Invigilator: male

Four candidates: two males: A and B

Two females: B and D

Monologue: Time flies and we are in the 21st century. Employment pressure and the social reality of soaring prices have prompted many young people to join the civil service examination. Some people want to find a stable job, while others are just going through the motions to join in the fun, euphemistically called ——The emphasis is on participation

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Act IV Computer Remote Exam

Actor:

Invigilator

One candidate

Several friends of the candidate , no gender limit

Monologue: In the information age, technology changes life. Computers and the Internet have deeply penetrated into every aspect of our lives. When the computer mouse replaces the test paper and pen, the person in front of the computer Among the candidates and teachers, who will HOLD first?

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Act 5 Brain Wave Exam

Actor: one invigilator

Three candidates

Monologue: In the near future, traditional examination forms have long since died out. Examinations have entered the realm of technology, biology, and mystery. The thoughts of human brains can be read by machines, and the examination process has become extremely simple and direct. As long as you The brain waves were normal and the examination process ended instantly. Of course, please remember to clear your brain capacity before each exam, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences.

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