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Seeking the Complete Works of the Folk Minor "Old Difficult"

It's hard to be old, and it's hard to be old. Persuade people not to think about old people.

I used to think others were old, but now it's my turn.

It's too difficult. Listen to me from the beginning.

Deafness is difficult to talk about, and seven mistakes are annoying.

The bird's eyes seem to be swimming. I can't dry my nose and tears.

People can't see clearly in front of them, and often regard Li Si as Zhang San.

Young people laughed at me, said I was confused and pretended.

Friends and relatives, old and young, are annoyed, and children, grandchildren and daughters-in-law are disrespectful.

Tooth loss, mouth watering, hard food, hard to chew and swallow.

If you don't bite well, you will choke and get stuck in your throat and blush.

I feel dizzy and pale, and life and death are in front of me.

Children and grandchildren don't give hot water, and they keep saying that old people are greedy.

The nose leaks and pus often flows to the chest.

Everyone is tired of a small rice bowl, and everyone is tired to accompany the guests to the table.

The bald man's head is cold, and a chill makes his head sour.

I often wear a hat when sleeping in cold weather, and cover myself with a quilt for fear of air getting in.

It's hard to turn over when sleeping on your side, and the pain is unbearable all over.

I hope I can't sleep early in the morning and pull it out seven or eight times a night.

I am afraid of long nights and cold, and the market is entangled in wind and disease.

Old people with lung deficiency often cough and spit it out in one mouthful.

My own children think I'm sloppy.

You're too old to die. See how many years you can live.

My feet are numb, my legs are sore, and it is difficult to walk, sit and lie down everywhere.

A stick can't walk a few steps, and getting on the kang is as difficult as climbing a mountain.

Dull and forgetful, I often put the second grade in the third grade.

It's annoying to think of it and forget it.

When you get old, you can't talk about it. Good boys and girls should study hard.

Whoever is not born by his parents will celebrate the New Year forever.

Don't dislike old people, life has several years.

The sun flies, people are getting older, and everyone is getting older.

Today, if you don't respect the elderly, the Ming Dynasty will embarrass you.

I advise you to respect the old people and their reputation.