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The love story routine of the sister is funny
Sister Liao's love story routine is funny
Sister Liao's love story routine is funny, and sweet love will slowly ferment with the brewing of time. Finally, when I look back, I find that time has matured behind me, and the wine is fragrant and intoxicating, full of past memories. Let's share with you the funny love story routine of Sister Liao. 1
1. You are the one with love in your mouth, joy in your eyes, love in your heart and the right person.
second, if you meet in a narrow way, the brave will win, and gentleness is only for the right person, and love is only for the right person.
third, I am a stubborn person, and I never want to change my principles, but after you came, my principles became you.
Fourth, whether it is love at first sight, I like you at first sight, that is, I like you.
5. I haven't loved anyone before, and you are the first. I'm afraid I didn't do well and made you feel that love is nothing more than that.
6. I want to be with you, regardless of autumn and winter, regardless of cold and warm, and I want to give you the best love, not going to bed early or drinking more water.
seven, the happiest thing is that one day in the future, I will kiss you before going to bed, hug you in the middle of the night, and have you in my dream.
8. I don't like wandering around the world, but I just want to travel around quietly by your side, hand in hand for a long time.
9. You smell the best, and you look the best when you smile. When you were with me, I never envied anyone, and I really wanted to accompany you through this life.
the moment I saw you, god said four words in my ear: doomed!
Xi. I want to take you through the Spring and Autumn Period, through the morning rain and dew, and through the vicissitudes of life in the evening, but I still love you as before.
at a very young age, I thought that the most romantic thing in the world was to run a long distance alone to see another person, and I still do.
thirteen, it is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.
XIV. I like you, and you like me. I have traditional China habits in my bones, for example, people who love each other should be together.
15. I believe I can meet someone better than you, but now you are in front of me, like a waterfall hanging upside down from the sky, which is deafening at 36 degrees. I can't see anything except you. I love you like a tractor going up a hill, and it's vigorous!
second, the spring breeze is ten miles, not as good as meeting you; Clear sky Wan Li, not as good as having you in my heart.
third, I like you, from night to dawn, from cold winter to warm spring, from one second to life, endlessly, endlessly.
fourth, if you meet in a narrow way, the brave will win, and gentleness will only be given to the right person.
5. What I want is simple: sugar in my pocket, ink in my stomach, work in my hand, money in my card, and you in the future.
six, like a person can't hide, even if you don't say it, you will run out of your eyes. I like you, serious and timid, from beginning to end.
Seven, I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won't let me get into the box.
8. May all the good times in the future be accompanied by you, and may the love story eventually have a master, and you and I will not be lonely.
9. The love words around your mouth are you, the thoughts in your heart are you, the stars in your eyes are you, and you are the love of the rest of your life.
recently, there is a rumor that I like you. I want to clarify that it is not a rumor.
Xi. To the world, you are one person; But for me, you are my whole world.
12. Of all the happiness that is not remembered, I like you best. Of all the scenery that has changed, I like you best.
13. You are a book that you can never get tired of reading. I am willing to read it carefully. Every word is precious and every sentence is in my heart.
Fourteen, you are my warm gloves, cold beer, shirt with sunshine flavor, and my dream day after day.
15. The world is so big that I just want to like you. I'll give it to you in the early morning of May, the first sip of soda, the love letter, the hug and the rest of my life. Sister Liao's love story routine is funny 3
1. "Do you know the difference between you and a fairy"
"What's the difference"
"Fairy flies in the sky, You fly in my heart
2. Do you know why Snow White woke up after being kissed?
Why?
You close your eyes and try.
3. I find you are weird today.
What's weird?
What's weird?
4. "You should be very lonely"
"Why do you say that"
"Because you live alone in my heart and have no neighbors"
5. "Do you know that we have a good friend?"
"Who is it?"
"His name is Cupid"
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