Humorous xiehouyu joke

1, a powder in the posterior cervical fossa? The glaze is upside down.

2. Meat that can't be sold in dog days? Smelly goods

3. triangle cemetery? Evil

4. Don't rinse your mouth for three years? A smelly mouth

5. Don't shit for three years? Fecal swelling (asshole)

6. Raised by a big girl? Ugly thing

7. Does the cart pull the tortoise? Drive you.

8. Did Earth God gouge his eyes? Blind ghost

9. Is there bean dregs in the sky? Pigs should eat it.

10, Yuanxiao rolls into the pot? What an asshole

1 1, Luo Tian Shantou? Dog's nature

12, 500 yuan twice? jackass

13, with sores on the top of the head and pus on the soles of the feet? It sucks.

14. Dongyue Temple Erhu? talk nonsense

15, the tiger dragged the hemp fiber? unwelcome

16, burning yam in the ash heap? They are all gray (mixed) eggs.

17, the underworld has a reward? Looking for ghosts

18, fleshy bones beating gongs and drums? There is both meat (dizziness) and meat.

19, jiaozi cooked in a meat pot? Meat (light) eggs

20, back beam long sore bone umbilical eye pus? It sucks.

2 1, Douchi pocket? Smelly thing

22. Filial piety, loyalty, courtesy and modesty? shameless

23. wearing dog skin? Not human.

24. Fan Jin reunited? be as happy as a lark

25. Does the dog sneeze? Three sunny days

26. Can a dog bite a beggar? Animals can lie, too.

27. dung beetles yawns? A smelly mouth

28, see bodhisattva shit? talk nonsense

29. Sorghum is scattered in millet fields? mixture

30. Singing on the platform home? A ghost who doesn't know death

3 1, Rebecca issued a notice? A lot of lies

32. What is the mind of the Bodhisattva? unmerciful/ruthless

33. Did the cat climb down? Blessed are the dogs.

34. Rebecca's grandfather? Laogui