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Smart fool lines
The wise man lied to the fool that there was a lot of gold buried under an ancient cypress in Songshan Mountain. Hearing this, the fool went home and found a hoe, humming a tune, and walked to Songshan.
The fool met another wise man on his way to Songshan Mountain.
Seeing the fool happy, the wise man jokingly asked, "What's the matter, so happy, did you get a wife?"
"Who wants a wife?" The fool still grinned and said, "You don't know that there is a lot of glittering gold buried under an ancient cypress in Songshan. I'm going to look for it."
The fool said, running and jumping on the road. Hearing this, the wise man knew that fools can't lie, so he quickly stopped the fool, pointed to a road that wasn't the way to Songshan, and said to the fool, "Go this way, it's closer."
Hearing this, the fool bowed to the wise man happily and walked in the direction guided by the wise man.
The wise man secretly rejoiced, mocked the fool a little, went home and took the hoe, and went straight to Songshan.
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