English jokes with short translation?

Folk joke stories, like fairy tales and other folk literature, are literary genres created and passed down orally by working people in the long-term productive labor and struggle with nature. I carefully collected short English jokes and translated them for everyone to enjoy and learn!

English jokes with translation 1

Dr swift and the boy

Dr swift and his attendants.

A rich old lady who lives near Dr. Swift used to give him gifts through her servants. Dr. Swift accepted her gift, but didn't give the boy anything as a reward. One day, Swift was busy writing something. The boy rushed into his room, knocked some books out of their original places, threw his package on the table and said, My mistress sent you her two rabbits.

Near Dr. Swift's house, there is a rich old woman who often sends servants to give him gifts. Dr. Swift accepted her gift, but never gave any reward to the page. One day, while Dr. Swift was busy writing, the valet rushed into his room, pulled out a book, threw a package on the table and said, My hostess gave you two rabbits.

Swift turned around and said, my child, that's not the way to send you a package. Now, you sit in my chair and watch what I do and learn from it.

Short English jokes with translation II

What's your name?

What's your name?

A very strict officer is talking to some recruits he must train. He had never seen them before, so he began to say: My name is Stone, and I am even harder than Stone, so do as I say, or there will be trouble. Don't play games with me, then we will get along well.

A very strict officer is giving a lesson to a recruit he trained. He had never seen these recruits before, so he began to introduce himself: My name is Shi Shi * * * Shi Shi * *, but I am actually tougher than Shi Shi. So I want to tell you my name. Don't try any tricks on me, so that we can get along well.

Then he asked each soldier's name one by one. Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly, he said. Don't forget to call me' sir'.

Then he began to walk up to each soldier and ask their names. Speak up so that everyone can hear you clearly. Besides, don't forget to call me sir. He said.

Short English jokes with translation 3

Poor pet dog and sad little boy

A boy got a beagle of his own. He named it Paddy and liked it very much. He is very sad because he can't take his pet on holiday. He wants to spend his holiday with some relatives in the country.

Once upon a time, there was a little boy. He had a small hunting dog that belonged to him completely. He named the puppy Patty and doted on it. He is going to spend his holiday with some relatives in the country, but he can't take his pet, so he is very sad.

During his absence, Paddy's young life was terminated by an unfortunate motorcycle accident. The boy's mother was worried that he would take the news seriously when he came back, so she told him gently and was surprised that the little boy didn't look very upset. However, later she heard him crying in bed. He was too sad to speak, but his brother explained that he was crying for Paddy.

Patty lost her young life in an unfortunate car accident while he was away. The boy's mother was worried that he would be too sad to hear the news when he got home. Therefore, she revealed the information to him quite carefully, but the young man didn't seem to care too much, which was quite surprising. Later, however, she heard him crying his eyes out in bed. He was too sad to speak, but his brother explained that he was crying for Patty.

But, mother said, I told him this morning and he didn't seem to mind!

However, my mother said: I told him this morning, and he didn't seem to care at all!

My brother explained, "Yes, but he thought you were talking about dad."

His brother explained, yes, but he thought you were talking about dad.