Happy moment humorous jokes

1. My mother has always been frugal and usually refuses to turn on the air conditioner because she thinks it uses too much electricity! When I came back from walking the two dogs in the evening, I was so hot that I was sweating profusely. My mother felt distressed and quickly turned on the air conditioner! Me: Mom, no need to turn on the air conditioner, I can just fan myself! Mom: If you want to fan yourself, go to the bedroom and close the door. Seeing how hot our dog is, I went to the refrigerator and took out the iced watermelon...

2. Recently, a boy moved into the community. , taking a different girl home every day. I asked him: How many girls have you harmed every day? He said resentfully: My girlfriend studies makeup, and she said she wants to give me a different feeling every day.

3. In the critical care center of the hospital, a seriously ill patient woke up. When he saw the nurse, he asked: How long do you think I have left to live? Nurse: This? You have to ask the King of Hell! Patient: Can God want me? Nurse: I don’t know! Patient: Aren’t you angels? Nurse: We only care about transportation, not approval! !

4. Zhan Zhao told Ma Han his heroic story: "That day I inquired about Xiaoyao Tower and obtained important information, but accidentally hit the trap and was seriously injured. I forced myself to take a breath of energy and support myself to Kaifeng Mansion. , suddenly everything went dark." Ma Han asked with concern: "Did you faint?" Zhan Zhao: "No, Master Bao came out."

5. On a sunny day, a couple came up. Got the bus. After they found a seat and sat down, the girl felt it was too hot and asked her boyfriend to change places with her. Not long after changing, the car turned a corner and the girl was basked in the sun again. She pushed her boyfriend, who then sat back in his original seat. But after a while, the car turned a corner again, and the girl pushed her boyfriend again. The boyfriend stood up and said, "I won't sit anymore. I'm not a sunflower."