Jokes about food

(1) One day, there was an argument between noodles and steamed buns, and the two sides had a big fight. The meat steamed buns were beaten out of the water by noodles, so when they left, they left a message for noodles: "If you dare not leave, I will call my partner to teach you a lesson!" Meat buns went to make an appointment for fried buns, steamed bread, bread and so on. Looking for noodles, I met instant noodles on the way. Meat buns and others then surrounded the instant noodles and beat them. After the instant noodles were beaten, he asked why the meat bag beat him. The meat bag replied, "Noodles, don't think that I won't recognize you if I burn my hair!" " "

(2) It is said that the meat steamed stuffed bun was still in a bad mood after being hit by the face last time, so I found bags such as steamed stuffed bun, vegetable steamed stuffed bun, fried dumpling and soup dumpling to eat hot pot to remove mold. Seeing Flammulina velutipes at the door, the Bao family beat Flammulina velutipes indiscriminately, leaving a sentence: "Don't think that I can't recognize you if you wear a hat!"

(3) After the instant noodles were hit by the sea, I felt very uncomfortable. So together with rice noodles, oolong noodles, Japanese buckwheat noodles and zhajiang noodles, we are going to settle accounts with meat buns. I didn't expect to meet steamed buns on the road. I looked at the instant noodles carefully for a while and said, "Brothers, let's go!" " "Instant noodles are more flat. After the steamed bread was flattened, the noodle man walked away. Later, someone asked the instant noodles, "You were so flat just now. Why didn't we know that you hated him so much? "Instant noodles said," I wanted to flatten the meat buns, but I didn't expect him to be cute today. The more I think about it, the angrier I get. "

(4) It is said that steamed buns were very unhappy after being hit by the sea, so they took meat buns, bean paste buns, jiaozi, a close relative, and moon cakes, but they met Zhajiang noodles on the road, and everyone swarmed and beat Zhajiang noodles to death. On the way back, everyone asked steamed buns, "Do you really hate noodles that much? If you fight like that, you won't die or be disabled. " The steamed buns said, "I just want to hit him a few times. Who knows that he is covered in shit and thinks that I dare not hit him. What a wonderful idea! " This cowardly little man made my heart a fire, and the fight was out of control. "

It is said that the more I think about it, the angrier I get. Once again, I went to find steamed buns with everyone, but I didn't expect to fall on the road and meet the cut steamed buns. "Wow" instant noodles roared and took the lead in beating them flat, which made everyone feel a little miserable. Everyone pulled the instant noodles away and asked them, "Why are you so angry?" Instant noodles said, "It's too much. Pretending to be cute is enough. Give me my hair back. "

(6) It is said that the more you think about it, the more unwilling you are. I was beaten for no reason and found a bunch of steamed bread to make instant noodles. As a result, I saw the scientific side on the road and was afraid to hide quickly. Because Science is wearing bulletproof vests, steamed buns dare not provoke them. On the way to escape, I met a silver coil, so I took this noodle sleeping in bed back as a hostage. After returning home, I was about to put the silver coil on the stove to torture him. As a result, Bao's boss always said, "That's not noodles, he's our undercover!" "

(7) Speaking of the noodle clan and the steamed stuffed bun clan, the two ethnic groups have deep grievances, and they don't like to fight often. One day, a group of noodle people were wandering on the road and saw a person with barbecued pork buns. When enemies met, they were particularly jealous. They remembered the grievances of people who had met before, and without saying anything, they gave the barbecued pork buns a good beating. Shouted: "Give me a good beating, don't let him go just because he vomited blood!" "

(8) The poor barbecued pork bun went to the meat bun for help, covered in scars. In a rage, the meat steamed stuffed bun went to fight with red bean cake and mung bean cake, and the situation was explosive. Passers-by fled, only to see French fries strolling leisurely in the street. Without saying a word, a group of people gave French fries a good beating. The meat steamed stuffed bun was still angry, but he mended his foot and said, "I saw the French fries go slowly." I owe you one foot! Keep calling me. "

(9) After saying that the French fries were beaten, he felt that it was really unreasonable and went to his good friend Hamburg to complain. Hearing this, Hamburg thought that the noodle family had dragged down the French fries, so he asked pizza and others to take revenge on the steamed stuffed bun family. I didn't expect to meet meatballs on the road and hit the ground regardless of red and white. When I left, Hamburg left a sentence: "Don't come out and be seen by me next time if you don't practice invisibility! The translucent steamed stuffed bun was discovered at once! "

(10) After the meatballs were flattened, the more I thought about it, the worse I felt. I found tribute balls, fish balls, four-happiness balls and other theories about the noodle family. When I met Daoxiao Noodles on the road, I killed him indiscriminately and left him in front of the noodle cottage. The next day, Lamian Noodles opened the door and saw Daoxiao Noodles lying dying at the door. He quickly rescued him and asked, "Who did it?" Daoxiaomian said with a Shandong accent, "Damn, Maruko has gone too far. I have nothing against them and beat me like this. " Hearing this, Lamian Noodles sighed with emotion: "It's over. What my predecessors were worried about finally happened. " Daoxiaomian said curiously, "What's the matter?" Lamian Noodles said nervously: "The era of tripartite confrontation between the three countries has finally arrived."

(1 1) In other words, after several disputes, Bao and Mian have reached the state of breaking up as soon as they met without saying anything. One day, a group of people went to Danshui to play with noodles, instant noodles, beef noodles and salted pasta. Far away, they saw the crab sticks by the Danshui River and enjoyed the scenery leisurely. A group of people didn't say much, but rushed forward and were beaten, beating their heads off and saying, "How dare you come to see the scenery in such an ugly kraft paper bag?" Fight! The Bao family heard this and came to save them. "。 When they arrived, they saw the crab stick lying on the ground. Bao's family looked at it and hit it again and again. They grabbed the hair of the crab stick and shouted, "You damn liar, you seize the evidence for me!" "

(Conclusion) The discord between Bao and Doudou made the war more intense after the red bean cake and mung bean cake were added. On the other hand, because of the misunderstanding between Baojia and Doujia, the original neutral French fries alliance decided to support Mianjia, and fried chicken and hamburgers with French fries also went into battle with guns. With the participation of the French fries alliance, the treasure people also sought help and sent a message to Macao's powerful egg tower. The participation of the egg tower is not unconditional, provided that 4000 egg tower shops are opened.

After a hard struggle, with the cream fragrance and peripheral cakes, the Egg Tower Legion occupied a dominant position in the battle, which led to the existence of egg tower shops everywhere. Since then, the flour family has declined, the bean family has declined, and the French fries alliance has also collapsed. Even Bao, who went to ask for help, was forced to recuperate because of the war injury. Therefore, it is concluded that the popularity of egg towers is due to the disharmony between noodle and Bao ethnic groups.