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Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can 't have monkeys.

How are monkeys different from fleas? You may immediately think of them as one big and one small. But beyond that, monkeys can have fleas, but fleas cannot have monkeys. Is this an interesting answer?

Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?

A: By treading on his corn?

If you tread on the farmer’s corn or grain, He will definitely be angry; and he will be even more angry if you step on the corns on the soles of the farmer's feet. Corn can mean both "corn/cereal" and "corn eyes".

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.

Because snail (snail) A house is always carried on its back, so it is no surprise that snails are the strongest creatures in the world. What do you think?

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

A: They make faces all day.

When you see the phrase make faces, you can Don’t think that people who work in watch factories make faces all day long! Because in addition to this meaning, it can also be interpreted literally as making clock faces.

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

A: Keep him awake.

How to stop a sleepwalker (sleepwalker) What about sleepwalking (walk in his sleep)? The easiest way is not to let him sleep. Although this is not a treatment, if the sleepwalker is kept awake, he will indeed stop sleepwalking.