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Anecdote I met on the construction site.

? Embarrassment on the construction site? 1

? This is a true story (not a story). It happened some time after the reform and opening up.

? Maybe I was not born to eat public grain or hold an iron rice bowl, so I joined the city with the flow of migrant workers and became a formal wage earner.

? At that time, rural people yearned for the prosperous life of the city and were very lively in the hustle and bustle.

? Under my father's pleading, Boss Cheng, who works as a contractor in the next city, reluctantly agreed to let me follow him to the construction site in Chongqing to find a bowl of rice, because our family and their neighbors could not refuse for decades.

? From then on, I entered the construction site.

? Look, after I graduated from high school, I still have some culture. He made me a mason and a foreman.

? Later, when he met me, he was still very helpful. He could help him write and calculate, so let me accompany him, and I helped him with all the entertainment receptions and inspections. Slowly, I became his intimate douban. So, my name for him gradually changed: in public, I changed from boss Cheng to manager Cheng, and in private, I called him uncle Cheng.

? Compared with those workers who can only sweat like rain on the front line, I am relaxed. I organize labor, assign work, and occasionally go to the construction site to record quantities. Moreover, I have a more important part-time job, that is, I often accompany Mr. Cheng to reception. To put it bluntly, it is to accompany the supervisor or the leader of Party A or the on-site management to drink. Mr. Cheng said it was called blending.

? At that time, I was single and had no girlfriend. I have plenty of time and a lot of alcohol. Manager Cheng invited me most of the time. When he can't drink enough, he is like a front-line commander, waving his hand like a war: Go!

? I am like a sword fighter who dares to charge, and I will win. Indeed, as long as I am here, the wine industry has never failed.

? Once, in order to win a construction site, he arranged a wine bureau to invite Party A's boss and the main management personnel on the construction site under his boss to have dinner.

? Maybe something really should happen. If there are many restaurants in a big Chongqing, he has to arrange them in villas dozens of kilometers away from the main city.

? This villa was built by a private owner. It is said that the boss is the village party secretary of a local village. At that time, the civil work that General Manager Cheng did for him came and went, and later they became friends.

? The villa is located on a beautiful mountain, roughly halfway between our hometown and Chongqing. There is a road ahead, which is an important main road leading to East Sichuan. Usually, the traffic volume is constant, and many long-distance buses regard it as a stop on the journey, where passengers can get off to smoke, go to the toilet, add some tea and so on.

From our hometown to Chongqing, at that time, there was only one way to go to Chongqing except by boat from the Yangtze River, that is, by bus. You can imagine how good the business of that villa will be!

Anyway, I accidentally met the villa owner and stuffed something into the bus driver's bag. A wise man knows what is stuffed in the bag.

It is reasonable for General Manager Cheng to arrange to entertain guests there. Because he is friends with the owner of the villa, he knows what special food there is and what special things to play with. .......................................................................................................................................................

? Of course, I have to go.

? At that time, mobile phones were not as popular as they are now. B and I didn't have a BB on our waist. When we heard the cry, we looked at the number and called from a public phone. At that time, because of my work needs, General Manager Cheng specially made one for me. I didn't wear it on my waist and went back to my hometown It still feels great.

Cheng always carried his mobile phone, so he called it at that time. It is like a brick, and it is very big. An antenna is fixed on the nose, and the trouser pocket can't be held. Generally, it is either in your hand at any time or in your handbag. If manager Cheng always leans back in his chair and his mobile phone stands on the table in the office, then B will look smug.

? I really admired his style at that time. Several times in my dreams, I was learning from him.

? He came to my apartment early in the morning and told me cheerfully: you have arranged things for today and tomorrow, and there is a very, very important thing that you need to cooperate with tonight. I'll ask Xiao Wang (the full-time driver on the construction site) to drive you there.

? I was about to ask where it was when his cell phone rang. He waved me not to talk.

? He put his mobile phone on his face to cover his chubby head. "Well, well, well, liu bureau, don't worry about your family. I have arranged everything. I'll pick you up by car this afternoon. Forget the rest, hmm, hmm, hmm, right, right, right. "

Sounds like an appointment.

? At that time, it was not an expressway from the construction site to that mountain villa, but a general gravel road, which was called Mudstone Road in our profession.

? I took a pickup truck and it was bumpy all the way. It took me about an hour and a half to get to the villa halfway up the mountain.

? The villa is three stories high, with red bricks and green tiles. It's built on a mountain and is shaded by trees. Very imposing. The words "Iron Mountain Reflects the Moon" on the roof must have been given by a poet, and they are powerful. In front of the villa is a concrete dam the size of a blue stadium, with a table tennis table and a badminton court on it, surrounded by green barbed wire. There are long flower stands on the left and right sides. At this time, flowers are in full bloom, which is a good place to enjoy the summer.

At the front desk of the hall, two beautiful young girls are in charge of reception.

? I said the name of Manager Cheng, and a girl led me directly to the second floor and came to a big private room. The private room is 30 square meters with a big round table in the middle. In the middle of the round table is a big bunch of flowers, which will not be arranged soon. There are luxury sofas, big TVs, high wine cabinets and luxury hotels.

? Mr. Cheng has seen this kind of scene much more, and he has lost the restraint and fear when he first saw this kind of occasion.

? Why don't you sit down for a while? Manager Cheng may arrive soon. The waiter brought me a cup of tea as he spoke. Turn on the TV for me before I quit.

? Eating at a table is not the point, just say the best part of the matter, and don't waste time.

? Eating and drinking enough is entertainment.

? Under the guidance of the waiter, our party came to the ballroom on the top floor. ?

? Neon lights are flashing with music, and the surrounding coffee tables are filled with fruits, snacks, red wine, beer, drinks and so on. There is no one else in the hall except a few waiters. Judging from this posture, it should be an appointment.

? Manager Cheng simply said a few kind words, asking everyone to have a good time and sing, and then accompanied Liu Bureau into a small private room.

? About a dozen guests are coming. I know two people who manage the construction site. They not only know each other, but also have known each other for a long time.

? I represent Manager Cheng, so I began to degenerate. Let the waiter arrange to accompany the wine, pour the wine and order songs.

? With the reform and opening up, some "fashionable" things in the south have also been introduced to the mainland, such as karaoke bars and dance halls, which have mushroomed everywhere in inland cities. At that time, new words such as "Miss", "Sitting on the stage", "Escort" and "Hair Salon" were constantly infiltrating into people's lives.

? At that time, ladies were all women engaged in unfair occupations, and ladies became synonymous with women who accompanied wine or even slept in urban nightlife.

? Guests will naturally enter their roles, order good songs, find someone to drink and continue to drink, and the hall is very lively.

? Suddenly, all the lights in the hall turned on and the music stopped. Led by the foreman, a row of young ladies in delicate gauze filed in and stood in a row in the hall. The foreman stood in front of the team and began to speak:

? This night belongs to everyone. I hope everyone can have fun, have fun and have fun. Let's see how beautiful and sexy they are tonight. You can take them with you, whoever you like. ...

? I carefully scanned the ladies' team and prepared to find two beautiful on-site managers to assign to the two first parties.

? Suddenly, my eyes met a pair of eyes, and I suddenly became suspicious. ...

? A buzz in my head: Isn't that a success? My next-door neighbor, the daughter of General Manager Cheng's younger brother, grew up with Cheng! ! !

? I quickly turned and got up and walked to the manager's private room.