What interesting stories about Chinese characters have you heard?

Interesting stories about Chinese characters 1. I got slapped with Chinese characters because I often wrote the wrong strokes when writing. Once when making a roster, the character "阝" in the character "Chen" was written on the right side, and the officer slapped him twenty times. From now on, scholars will remember that "阝" should be written on the left. Unfortunately, I wrote the word "Zheng" wrong again, and got another twenty votes. One day, a man surnamed Nie asked him to write a petition. The clerk was shocked: "I wrote two characters for 'er' and got forty blows. You got three more characters for 'er' and it cost me my life." Ah?” 2. The Chinese character story of Tuan and Yuan. One morning, “Tuan” was shopping and suddenly saw “Yuan”. He greeted him enthusiastically: “Hello! Yuan” said: “ "I don't know you?" "Tuan" said: "We went together to pay New Year's greetings and wish everyone a happy family reunion. Why did you take off your coat when the weather got hot and you didn't recognize me?" About Chinese characters? Short stories_Five short stories about Chinese characters_China History Network 3. Once upon a time, there was a dandy boy who was lazy and did not study well since he was a child. When I grew up, I often made jokes because of typos. One day his wife said she wanted to eat loquats. He took out a piece of paper from the table and wrote a few words on it. After finishing writing, he called his servant to buy loquats. His wife took the paper, looked at it, and burst into laughter. It turns out that it says "Buy Pipa for five pounds". Two of the five characters were written incorrectly, and "Loquat" was mistakenly written as "Pipa". After his wife read it, she wrote a limerick at the back: Loquat is not like this Pipa, it’s just because of poor literacy back then. If the pipa can bear fruit, all the flutes and drums in the city will be filled with flying flowers. This dandy boy blushed with embarrassment after seeing his wife's poem. "Loquat" and "Pipa" have the same pronunciation, both pronounced pípa, which are homophones. But "loquat" is a kind of fruit, and "pipa" is a stringed instrument, with completely different meanings and writing methods.