A sentence to describe yourself as a straight man

1. Straight male cancer grows up and turns into big straight male cancer. When old, it turns into old straight male cancer.

2. What? What does it mean? What does rectal male cancer mean?

3. Anyone who rents a house to get married or serves wine in a small restaurant can grow old. Anyone who insists on saving face and lets people borrow money to show off his wealth is a hooligan. If you don't want to get married, don't get married. Face is more important than face.

4. I have a female friend who has been talking about male cancer. That straight male cancer is very funny: She says she loves my female friend every day, but she just opens her mouth and talks about love, but she doesn’t take any actual actions. , occasionally taking practical actions to achieve things is also chilling!

5. What is the legendary #straight male cancer#? Let me see and see, who can match the disease? Who

6. Whether it is falling in love or getting married, many things may become problems, but it is best to limit the issue of face in moderation. Even if you have a house or not, even if you have to hold a banquet, even if you have to save face, you can do it if you have money, and if you don't have money, you can do it.

7. I beg you not to tell me a single punctuation point about cancer in straight men [smile] The cancer of the old century [smile] The poisonous gas now [smile]

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9. Just those of you who show off your love under the banner of straight male cancer, can you just explode on the spot? I laughed to death when I saw those people.

10. When I say my blessings to you, this is what I am thinking: I wish you well, may you fall in love, may you get married, may you get divorced!

11. To the straight male cancer who wears the skin of machismo. If you want to raise a canary in captivity, you must first have a birdcage. If you are a captive phoenix, you must have a sycamore tree. You have nothing but want to Do you think it is realistic to keep goshawks in captivity?

12. It is found that a straight man has terminal cancer. How to treat it? Will being gay cause male cancer?

13. Speaking of straight male cancer, I remembered a strange thing I encountered before. Sure enough, the biggest common problem with straight male cancer is self-righteousness

14 , the straight men around me have cancer. As medical students receiving higher education together, I wish you find your own sow to inherit your diamond-encrusted penis.

15. A man who is used to a woman’s capriciousness, coquettishness, even making trouble without reason, and making trouble over nothing is love; a man will write Weibo and follow another person for the sake of another person, this is love.

16. #straightmencancer# Those who attack women really make me laugh to death. Without your mother, where would you be? Even my classmates said that as a male, I feel sorry for you.

17. Are all boys like this nowadays? It’s hot in the summer and I can’t do it. Please cover me with a quilt. I don’t understand the thinking of straight men.

18. In our lives, there are as many things to remember as to forget. Memory exists in cells, in the body, and is never separated from the body. To destroy it is to destroy both the jade and the stone. However, some things must be forgotten, forget the pain, forget the harm done to you by the person you love the most, that’s all.

19. You straight man has cancer!

20. Love is not about life and death. It’s about habit. When a woman gets used to a man’s snoring, she goes from not adapting to getting used to it to being unable to sleep without his snoring. This is love;

21. I will always remember a person who will Squatting on the roadside with me waiting for takeout; I will always remember a person who will pull me to run in the crowd when I am about to be late; I will always remember a person who will scare me into screaming at the corner of the room.

22. Straight men have cancer. Straight men have cancer. Straight men have cancer if they open their mouths and shut up. If they do something wrong, straight men have cancer. Even a girl can’t stand it. This is no different from being called a princess if you can't carry a big bucket of water, or being called a green tea bitch for being gentle one day. Please be kind to queens.

23. I am really angry. How can there be such a straight male cancer patient.

24. Tell all the straight men in the world, no date, no date, no date! Who told you that singles means dating? I want to date you M, without looking at what I look like or what my virtues are...

25. It is easy to fall in love with someone, but it is difficult to find someone who is suitable for you. Therefore, good love is the high road, and bad love is the tightrope. The best result is to fall in love with the right person.