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What happens when China people drink beer with flies?
What the landlord wants to know is a joke like the following?
If you order a glass of beer in a restaurant and suddenly find a fly in it, the Englishman will say to the waiter very gentlemanly: please change to a glass of beer; The French will empty the cup; The Spaniard didn't drink, just left the money and quietly left the restaurant; The Japanese don't ask the waiter to call the restaurant manager and reprimand him: Is this how you do business? The Saudis will call the waiter, hand him the beer and say, I'll buy you a drink ...; Americans will say humorously: please separate beer from flies in the future, and guests who like flies will put flies in their own beer. what do you think?
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One day, an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went to a bar to drink.
Three people each ordered three glasses of beer. Suddenly, three flies flew into their beer. Sticking to beer won't get out.
Let's go The British felt sick and withdrew their beer. The Scots picked up flies and continued to drink.
I saw the Irish catch flies. Yell at the fly: "spit out the wine!" " ! Spit out wine
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