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A composition about robbing classes.

Fight for class

20 12-06-02 Qimen Dimfragrance

It is said that in June 2008, during the review of the final exam, all the minor teachers abdicated. So who will dominate the classroom? As a result, the exciting, vigorous and thrilling "class struggle" between Chinese, math and English teachers started with a loud horn!

The last big class on Tuesday is physical education class. Before the bell rang, the math teacher appeared at the teacher's door with two stacks of papers that decided our life and death. She looked in first and asked us with her eyes, "Is there a teacher in there?" We gave her a look of "no more questions, just come in".

The math teacher stepped onto the platform and was about to speak when the English teacher, Mr. Chen, suddenly "fell from the sky". The math teacher was shocked, and her worries immediately calmed down: "My papers have all been handed out." Mrs Kerwin Chen is no ordinary person. She tossed her head and said smartly, "I booked this course yesterday afternoon." Scare! That's funny! In this way, an ordinary section can actually become a "hot commodity" booked one day in advance.

In the chaos, Xiaozhu sneaked into the classroom, hoping to "benefit the fisherman". Unfortunately, God played a trick on people, and the two teachers did not forget to keep the camp when they confronted each other. Seeing the bad form, Bambusa candidly admit defeat, took some classmates' homework and went back to the office despondently. Mrs. Chen saw that this was not the way to go, so she tossed her head and left very smartly. When the math teacher saw the great victory, he was in high spirits. Unfortunately, time waits for no one, and half a class soon flows away, and the evaluation plan of two examination papers falls through.

The three classes on Friday afternoon are all about bamboo, so the English and math teachers put their ideas in the morning. When school was over the night before, the English teacher informed us that we must arrive at school at 7: 45 tomorrow morning. I'm early, 7: 30. As a result, I saw only one teacher Chen in the empty classroom. With a piece of toast in her mouth, she corrected her homework and stuck to the camp. This "first strike is the strongest" trick left the math teacher no choice, but how could she give up so easily? As a result, she became a member of the "underground party" organization and ordered the class representative to send the notice of "helping with homework in the office one by one" to the whole class, which made everyone panic. In a rage, Mrs. Chen slammed the door on the table and roared, "This classroom is only allowed in now, not out!" "

Later, the long-awaited big exam finally came, and we took it easy. In the end, naturally, we achieved extraordinary results. The three teachers who participated in the "class struggle" are finally happy!