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Is it true that employees only work for one day? "Boss, I want to ask for leave"?

The boss is stealing concepts.

Employee: Boss, I want to take a day off today.

Boss: Do you want to take a day off?

Employee: Yeah.

Boss: What else do you want from the company? There are 365 days and 52 weeks in a year. You have two days off every week, *** 104 days, and you still have 26 1 day to go to work (this is no problem).

Employee: Yeah.

Boss: You get off work every day 16 hours. If you subtract 174 days, there are still 87 days, right?

(This article is converted into hours to understand that the pure working time is 2088 hours. )

Employee: Yeah.

Boss: You spend at least 30 minutes surfing the Internet every day, which adds up to 23 days a year, leaving 64 days, right?

(Also converted into hours, 26 1 times 0.5 equals 130.5 hours)

Employees: ..........

Boss: There are 64 days left; You spend 1 hour, 46 days, 18 days at lunch every day, right?

(ditto 26 1 times 1 equals 26 1 hour)

Employees:

Boss: Usually you take two sick days a year, so your working hours are only 16 days.

(This is different. These two days 17.5 hours per day are subtracted, so it is 13 hours. )

Employee: speechless

Boss: The company is closed for five holidays every year. You only work 1 1 day.

(same as above, 6.5 hours a day, a total of ***32.5 hours)

Employees: .............

Boss: Every year, the company generously gives you 10 days holiday, so you will work 1 day.

(same as above, 6.5 hours a day, 65 hours in total)

Employees:

Boss: Do you want to take a day off?

After all the above calculations are completed, the result is that the pure working time in a year is 1587.5 hours, and the working day is 6.5 hours per day (minus 1.5 for eating online every day), which translates into 244 days.

The owner of the pothole