What is the funniest joke in the century?

1. When I was a cashier, once a woman took a pack of sanitary napkins to pay the bill. After checking out, I originally wanted to say "Please take care", but I accidentally said "Please enjoy your meal" ... 2. In high school, a classmate talked about the situation in the Middle East and suddenly said: Hussein, the monkey kingdom of Jordan. Suddenly burst into laughter ... 3. Someone who collects duck feathers called "Collecting duck feathers" in the street and chatted with an acquaintance. Speaking of an acquaintance catching a cold, he shouted "Catch a cold". 4. The most classic thing is that I once watched Dou Wen Tao talk about his embarrassing incident when he was just the host, and he never said that the opening ceremony was a curtain call ... What made me squirt most was that he said that when he was hosting a party, he calmly went up and said affectionately, "Friends, have you seen the Yellow River? Do you know it is our mother river ~ ~ "After introducing the Yellow River affectionately, he said," Let's listen to the Song of the Yangtze River. "5. Remember that I went for an outing with my colleagues, and my colleagues got married, and then we cooked a barbecue. My colleague shouted to her husband very sadly: Honey, come and peel this onion ~ ~ ~ I don't know if it's too exciting or something ... The result is: Laocong ~ ~ Come and peel this male ~ ~ ~ 6. I remember that when I was in junior high school, there was a lesson about the Great Northern Wilderness, and the teacher asked us to read the text, and one sentence was "Great!" When I was reading the text at the same table, I accidentally made a slip of the tongue and read it as "beating the roe deer and scooping up the fish, and the pheasant flew to the bed". I was almost dizzy with laughter at that time, but she didn't realize it yet and asked me seriously what happened. 7. I remember once telling my colleagues in the office that so-and-so was like a farmer, rustic, silly and cute. Everyone said yes, like a farmer, and suddenly the phone rang. The colleague who answered the phone actually said, Hello, farmer! ~ 8. I have a very shy male classmate who went to the canteen to have breakfast. The guy in the window asked him: What can I get you? He lowered his head and said, I want ... I want ... a steamed stuffed bun and a steamed stuffed bun. The guy stared at him for a long time and said, what do you want? Say it again? I want a steamed stuffed bun and a steamed stuffed bun ... Oh no! A steamed bun and a loaf of bread! Dude, FAINT! 9. One day, I was watching "Muslim Funeral" in the dormitory. My classmates asked, "What book are you so fascinated by?" I grabbed it and read "Stalin's Funeral", which made me laugh. Before I finished laughing, he said, "Hey, hey, the author is Radar (Huo Da). At that time, we were just studying radar collision avoidance class, and I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt. 1. I am most afraid of my big uncle. I saw him on the album one day. When I was scared, I blurted out: "Collection! Have you come to catch my uncle, too? " 11. My sister and I were playing at home when we were young. She pretended to be a chivalrous woman, listened to the outside with alert ears, and then said to me with an alert face: "Hey? No, big head! " 12. Once in a Chinese class, the teacher told a PLMM in the class to get up and read the first paragraph of the text. MM got up and didn't even think about it: President zhang of Xinhua reported on the front line of Jiang. (Note: Xinhua News Agency reported on the front line of the Yangtze River) The whole class burst into laughter ... 13. When I was six years old, my sister was four years old. Once I passed by the hotel door and saw a donkey walking in the street. There were no farmers beside me. I guess I lost it. I immediately turned to my mother and my father excitedly and said, Look, look, the donkey is walking alone ... 14. My junior high school classmate. In a hurry, I picked up the book and read: "French Fleet Division, Hu Ling pulled ..." The whole class laughed. 15. During the military training in senior high school that year, my dormitory just came back from a bath ~ pointing my head, I said with great pride: "Look, is my' pants' head cool?" Everyone is crazy. 16. I can't remember which stage I studied history in primary school. It is divided into matriarchal clan and paternal clan. But the teacher picked me up and asked questions. When I was excited, I answered: matriarchal clan and male clan. The teacher was the first to laugh and burst into laughter with the whole class. 17. I once described someone and wanted to say, "That fellow is full of brains!" The result said: "That fellow is full of brains and fat intestines!" The listener was stunned, then burst into laughter and came to the conclusion: "His head is full of fat intestines! 18. When I was a child, I wrote: Our life was bought by the blood of the uncle of the People's Liberation Army. As a result, when I got up to recite, I read, "Our life was bought by the uncle of the People's Liberation Army with fresh fish ... 19. Once my sister introduced me to a tune, and she said it was called" girl's panties ".I was surprised and took the CD to have a look. It's "the girl's prayer" ... 2. One student read "Wang Erxiao led the enemy into the ambush of the Eighth Route Army" in the text as "Wang Erxiao led the Eighth Route Army into the ambush of the enemy" ... 21. One day, I watched TV in a bar with my classmates and saw a very funny picture. She might want to be funny, but she also wanted to be funny. As a result, she said loudly: Haha, it's really funny. ）!