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Liu Bowen traveled in his early years and met Zhu Yuanzhang lying on the ground. Why can you predict that he will become an emperor?
That is to say, when Liu Bowen was studying abroad, he met Zhu Chongba, who was playing with friends in other places all day. (Because people at the bottom of society are not very good at naming their children, because the eighth-ranked father Zhu gave him this very grounded name. At that time, he didn't know whether he was tired of carrying water or just wanted to find a place to be lazy. When Liu Bowen saw him, he was lying on the haystack, covered with shady stalks, and most people thought it was just an indecent sleeping position of a stubborn grass-roots child. In Liu Bowen's view, the master looked at him. Looking down, the grass stalk is "one" and Zhu Chongba's big sleeping position is "big". Isn't this just a word "day"? Plus Zhu Chongba is a man, that is, the son of heaven …
Liu Bowen wanted to awaken Zhu Chongba to verify his idea, but Zhu Chongba just turned over after a sleep. Liu Bowen had to lower his head and observe carefully from his face. He has a complete paradise, a pavilion in Fiona Fang, eyebrows like distant mountains, and a straight lip. Moreover, it is said that Zhu Chongba has seven clear moles on his feet and seven stars on his feet, and the sky is full. This is a rare stage of happiness and happiness. ?
So there is a follow-up story of "Liu Bowen traveled in his early years and met Zhu Yuanzhang lying on the ground, and his eyes predicted that Zhu Yuanzhang would be emperor". But I think even if Liu Bowen wakes Zhu Chongba up and tells him that he wants to be emperor in the future, Zhu Chongba at that time will only be regarded as another joke to make fun of me.
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