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Who killed the script in heaven?

WU GANG

The truth of the second act

(This round of truth can be summarized, let's talk about the mechanism answer. ) After the Jade Emperor's mission was issued, the Seven Immortals had mixed feelings and acted in succession.

First of all, in order to make trouble for other immortals, Meng Po made it difficult for them to find Niu Wangmo, thus finding WU GANG. Because WU GANG has to complete a certain number of tree cutting tasks every day, he is eligible to fall from the sky. So, Meng Po lit the special Zen incense of Meng Po Hall nearby, which made WU GANG forget today's work progress every time before completing the task, so he kept cutting down trees, which made it even more difficult to get away.

Chang 'e ordered the Jade Rabbit to destroy the immortal face recognition system at the entrance guard of the Nantianmen in order to prevent Yang Jian's eye from patrolling around and discovering Niu Wangmo, and forced the Jade Emperor to order Yang Jian to temporarily replace the entrance guard system function with the eye, so as to check the true identity of the immortals entering and leaving the Nantianmen with the eye and ensure the security of the heaven. In order to ensure that Yang Jian's eyes are not tired, she even ordered Yutu to break the story again every time she repaired it. A week later, Yang Jian's body was hollowed out and his eyes were seriously tired, so he could not use it normally for the time being.

While providing employment opportunities for Yang Jian, Chang 'e secretly let the Jade Rabbit spread among the three realms. Those who provide cow clues can get a new photo with the signature of the goddess Chang 'e, and open their radio accounts to solicit clues widely.

This behavior angered WU GANG and made WU GANG think it was a betrayal, so he went to the world to steal a large number of drugs rich in androgens, and soaked osmanthus flowers provided to Guanghan Palace every day in the drugs, which led to Chang 'e's endocrine disorder, resulting in a full face of beard and acne.