Urgent for 5 health jokes, be sure to be healthy.

How did this problem get into health care?

Hmm. How interesting

But these are all problems.

Come on, I'll go too.

I'll give you 15 dollars.

A little too much, hehe

1 When discussing the Three Kingdoms with one of my classmates, I asked the military commanders in the Three Kingdoms who he liked best. He stood up and said, "Red Rabbit is in the middle, and Lu Bu is in the middle. Never heard of it? "

Once I went to Sichuan restaurant with my classmates and asked for a pig's head when I ordered. After talking for a long time, the waitress couldn't understand. A classmate smiled and pointed to his head and said to the waitress, "Here! Pig head meat! " Miss: "Oh … I see!" " "Since then, this gentleman has been nicknamed" pig's head ".

I used to have peas on my face, which was medically called acne. I want to go to the hospital, holding a registration form and saying to the doctor, "doctor, please take a look at it for me." I have hemorrhoids on my face! ! "

At that time, the doctor's mouth and eyes were crooked, and his mouth was open for a long time, unable to speak. Everyone who saw the doctor next to him fell down!

High school requires uniforms, and we boys sometimes only wear uniforms. Once at a party, the students in our class were not neatly dressed in school uniforms, and the class teacher was furious: "Everyone who didn't wear pants stood up for me ...! "

When I was in high school, the head teacher taught geography. Once, I talked about minerals in China in class. Speaking of coal pipes, our teacher said, "The vas deferens in China …", and all the "brushes" who climbed onto the table to sleep sat up straight.

My friend's high school math teacher talks about rectangular coordinate system in class.

The student asked: Why do you want to establish rectangular coordinates like this?

Teacher: I'm so cheap. I just want to be so cheap (made)

One of my classmates is a twin, and he is a brother. Then another stupid classmate actually asked him, "Is your brother older or younger than you?" ..... On the edge of a few students suddenly froze, followed by a burst of laughter. .....

I remember there was a sports meeting at school, and no one signed up in our class. Our Sports Commission (boys) was very anxious and announced in class with the registration form: I tell you, girls will "report" if they don't register (compulsory registration). The girl is angry.

During the physical examination of the college entrance examination, a classmate was highly nearsighted, so he memorized the examination paper filled with E and still failed. We asked him what was wrong, and he said, I can't see clearly where the doctor's baton is. . Faint on the spot.

10 squatted down for the last time and went back to the dormitory. As soon as I stepped into the dormitory door, I heard my classmates say, "I really want to taste the taste of death." What movie was he watching at that time?

I immediately replied, "You didn't tell me, I just washed it."

1 1 I once booked a night in an internet cafe. After CS died, he suddenly shouted a sentence. MD picked a bullet without a gun and was laughed to death by people in Internet cafes. .......

12 once, a buddy went to buy China buns and said to the boss, "Boss, give me two pieces of meat." The little girl on the side blushed and dared not laugh.

13 another time, a buddy asked me what to eat for lunch. I said the rice noodles I ate, and he asked how much it was. I said there are big bowls and small bowls. After introducing the prices respectively, the buddy said "big bowl or small bowl" with a puzzled face. ...

14 My mother has cervical spondylosis and puts medicine on her neck every day. One day I asked her, "Did you kill yourself with drugs?" My mother stared at me doubtfully and said, "I'm not going to commit suicide yet!" " "

15 when I was in high school, the school asked girls to wear school uniforms and have activities at school the next day. The next day, the weather was bad, and all the girls took their school uniforms to school. Some boys put on their school uniforms without wearing anything and feel cold. The math teacher looked at it in class and said, "The boys took off all the girls' clothes. " ........

The whole class was speechless and laughed 10 minutes. ....