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6s short stories. Does anyone know? Give me a few!
1. Sprinkle water in rainy days
The lecturer gave an example: once at work, I saw the cleaning aunt of the company preparing to clean at the door. There is a procedure before cleaning, that is, sprinkling water first. That day, my aunt was cleaning and sprinkling water. It was raining lightly when I saw it. Why should I sprinkle water? But I didn't ask her. The next day, I still saw aunt cleaning sprinkling water. However, it rained harder than yesterday. Do you still need to sprinkle water? Later, my colleague finally couldn't help it and asked her. She replied that it is necessary to sprinkle water in the operating procedures, and it must be done according to the procedures. Colleagues retort, can't you be flexible? It's no use! However, she said that the new proposal report has been submitted to the headquarters, but before the new operating procedures come out, the old procedures must be followed, so water must be sprinkled before sweeping the floor.
This example seems to be very common. Some people even joked that cleaning aunts are not well-informed and will not change their thinking, but it is precisely because they strictly abide by the rules that their services have won everyone's praise. Work has procedures and must be standardized, which is also one of the elements of success.
2. Country boy
One day, a country boy went to a party in town. After supper, he began to pick his teeth. He found that when people around him pick their teeth, they all have a common feature, that is, one side picks their teeth and the other hand covers them. He did it. Although I am puzzled, why are people in this city like this?
Later, once, he attended a party in the country. After eating, he began to pick his teeth. He suddenly remembered that the city people were picking their teeth, and the other hand was still covered, but he couldn't remember where it was. It gets higher and higher, and finally it is higher than the nose and close to the eyes.
This story is about a country boy, who has only learned form, but not God. The other hand covered it just out of courtesy, but he didn't understand. The second time, he made a joke
It doesn't matter what you do or learn. Not only do you have to learn metaphysics, but more importantly, you have to understand God, otherwise it will be of little use.
Maybe that's the story. Writing it down from memory can be regarded as some little wisdom of being a man!
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