Funny jokes for classmate B.

Humorous jokes that amuse classmate B

1. One or two classmates asked me? Want to die or want to live? ?

　? Want to die. ?

　? Then go to hell! ! ! ?

　? Give you another chance and say, do you want to die or live?

　? Want to live. ?

　? Wrong answer, go to hell! ! ! ?

2. A female classmate has an upset stomach and diarrhea, so she often goes to the toilet. A male classmate asks: Why do you always go to the toilet?

The female classmate replied: Don't you know that women are made of water?

a male classmate who knew the truth said, I think you are made of shit, right? !

3. Today, a 2B classmate asked me a question, and he said? Confucius and Laozi saw a lump of shit. Confucius didn't step on shit. Who stepped on shit?

as he spoke, a loud voice came from a corner of our class? I stepped on shit! ?

4. Today, when I went to the study room for postgraduate entrance examination, I found a beautiful woman in my seat. I was quite surprised and went over to ask excitedly. Excuse me, beauty, do you have a boyfriend?

the beauty suddenly blushed? No?

　? How dare you rob my seat without a boyfriend? Go away! ?

5. The biology teacher talks about the prevention and treatment of cancer. The teacher said: There are two kinds of treatments for cancer, one is radiotherapy, and the other is to shout at the back of

. Give up treatment! ?

6. The biology class talks about genetic engineering. When it comes to surrogacy, Yi Er asked: Teacher, can you give a human embryo to an orangutan for surrogacy?

The teacher replied: Theoretically, yes, but do you want your child to be born from the belly of an orangutan? What do you say when your child asks you where he came from?

from the dark corner in the back row: you from the orangutan? ;