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500 acres of fertile land
Go to a friend's house in the mountains to play. Wenyou and I are walking by a wide river.
Suddenly, she was shocked by what she saw ―― in the rugged river. Then she started her family from memory. The space between/between/between/rooms.
Suddenly, 100 acres of very flat and fertile land appeared.
It is out of harmony with the surrounding environment. Alumni said that this land originally belonged to a monk in a nearby temple.
Because it was bought by an old monk in the late Qing Dynasty for five taels of silver. As for so much fertile land,
How to buy it for only five dollars?
Related to the special origin of this land.
Late Qing dynasty
There is a small temple by the river.
There lived an old abbot and his two young disciples in the temple.
Monks don't earn much.
It turned out that the troupe was going to play the princess taking a bath. Someone reported Xu Shoudong, and Xu Shoudong could not sit still. He immediately called the housekeeper and told him to meet the monitor, and wanted to invite the troupe to perform at home. earn hard bread
Life is hard. Because the old monk is a good man.
The villagers nearby tried their best to help him.
So the days are barely enough.
but
One day, the old monk suddenly went crazy.
His two apprentices searched all over the local doctors.
There are many ways to treat it.
There is no progress at all. This worried his two apprentices.
Ever since I went crazy
The old monk began to talk, but he couldn't do anything irrelevant. This day
The old monk put on a shabby cassock.
Go out crazy.
Two of his disciples tried to stop him.
But he pushed it away without mercy.
Runaway
They can only follow closely.
The old monk came to Zhuang Chang's home in a nearby village.
Zhuang Chang asked him what he wanted.
The old monk said he would spend money to buy a piece of land in front of his temple.
Zhuang often smiled and said
That stone beach
Nobody wants it at all
You can have as much as you want.
It costs nothing.
Zhuang Chang said
While snickering.
Because that beach is in the middle of the Shuhe River.
It's full of stones, big and small.
Almost nothing grows. When there is a flood in summer
Will be submerged again.
There is no breeding value at all.
It seems that the old monk is really crazy.
But the old monk just didn't agree
Insist that you must pay for it.
He also said that he would write him a land certificate. Although Zhuang Chang thought his request was ridiculous
Have no choice but to refuse.
The old monk refused to leave.
His apprentice also quietly winked at director Lao Zhuang.
I hope he can promise to come down.
Coax the old monk. Zhuang Chang agreed.
When the old monk went back,
I started marking in the middle of the river.
He got many sorghum stalks.
Bury a tree in the river in the distance.
Until a big circle of 100 mu of land was circled.
Then go and get Zhuang Chang.
He said he wanted this land.
Zhuang Chang took a look.
This is all rotten stone beaches.
Just laughing.
And readily agreed.
Promise. promise.
Zhuang Chang didn't take it seriously.
It was not until the old monk made him rich that Qi Huangong discovered that his wife was old, her hair was mostly white, her graceful figure was out of shape, and her face lost its smoothness. He doesn't match his looks, and look at his business friends, all of whom are wives. His heart itched and he had the idea of Liao concubine, which urged him several times.
Zhuang had someone get him a land certificate.
Besides, it says that the price of land is five diaoqian. After the old monk got the land certificate,
I am very happy. But when he took out the money,
But nobody wants it.
So the old monk used the money to buy a table of good wine.
Invited all local people with status and status. At or during meals.
The old monk took out the land certificate and said that he had land.
Pointing to the big circle in the middle of the river for people to see
They couldn't help laughing.
So the joke of the mad monk's land expropriation spread in the local area. the original
This seems to be a joke.
Unexpectedly, a strange thing happened next. the original
In a blink of an eye, there was a flood in the Shuhe River.
After several floods
Two amazing changes have taken place in the Shuhe River. One is the river beach that the old monk circled with sorghum stalks.
Unexpectedly, the officers were unified. After a while, Li Mao came back and saw the old man. He asked his daughter-in-law to buy two pounds of meat, and he took Lao Taishan to his hometown ancestral grave to step on the hole. The tiger refused, but before the words were finished, he took out a pistol and put it on the tiger's forehead. It has become a fertile field with thick soil layer formed by silt and fine sand deposition; Second, the deep pools that have been dry all the year round not far from the temple have completely disappeared.
People couldn't believe it was true, so they were all surprised. Some people say that the old monk has the ability of prophecy; Some people say that the old monk is not crazy.
But practiced superman's magic; It is also said that after the old monk in Kou Zhun took over the yamen, he asked Xiancheng who broke the grain and silver during the robbery. Xiancheng quickly said, "It's the leader of the cattle and horses patrol." Kou Zhun moved in his heart: "Is it called the position of the cow's head and horse's face?" Xian Cheng said, "Yes, but that's the nickname given to them by the people." Do good all one's life
Touch god
So he gave him this fertile land. In fact, these statements are not correct.
Because later the old monk told people such a story.
People don't know the truth.
Let's talk about one day in early summer this year.
The old monk is meditating in the temple.
Suddenly, a well-dressed middle-aged man came in from outside the temple.
Both sides have completed the ceremony.
I started chatting. The two chatted very congenially.
soon
The man suddenly said that he was about to encounter misfortune.
I wonder if I can help.
The old monk said he would save a life.
Seven-stage stove tower
How can a monk have the principle of self-destruction? I just don't know how to save him. The man said, "Tomorrow at noon in the southeast.
There will be two southerners
Go through here
Ask you for water to drink
Then all you have to do is find a way to leave them in the temple.
As long as after noon
I was saved. "
The old monk felt very strange.
I just want to ask who that person really is.
The man said, "Now you don't have to ask any more questions.
Chen Mingyuan lost his temper enough in the Ming Dynasty. He looked at the sky and said, "It's late today, and the case will be retried tomorrow!" " God, whether you can save me or not,
Will know who I really am. "Say that finish the man drifted away.
The old monk thought it was strange.
But it doesn't look fake.
I decided to save him. The old monk thought
Ever since those two men came to beg for water.
Besides, it's almost dawn.
The best way is to keep them eating and drinking.
So I prepared the table in advance.
Sitting at the gate of the temple early the next morning
Just wait for those two people to come.
Near noon
Sure enough, two men came from a distance.
As they walked.
When observing the situation of rivers and water
Not pointing fingers from time to time. When they approached the temple gate.
One of them in a black coat said, "It's still early.
Begging Liu Yong's voice falls. Just now he was on his high horse. Suddenly, he looked short and his face changed. After drinking the water, Betty smiled and rode into the sea. The seawater didn't reach Gaisuwenma's knees, but only Ma Xueli's ankles. Gai Suwen knew it was not good, but it was too late and few people met him, so Gai Suwen was killed, dismounted and buried at the bottom of the sea! Go! "Another gray man nodded in agreement.
When they explained their purpose to the old monk,
The old monk immediately invited them to the temple for tea with great enthusiasm.
When they sit down
The old monk immediately ordered his disciples to brew floating green tea. They just had two drinks.
The two young monks soon brought the table again.
People in gray clothes quickly refused that they could not drink.
People dressed in black seem to be addicted to alcohol.
He smelled wine.
Said I hadn't touched wine for a long time
It's okay to drink a little.
besides
That way, the work is more energetic, because they are about to face a fierce battle. The man in gray stood up.
Go outside the temple gate
Look at the sky. The sky was clear then.
The sun is burning.
Only a few faint clouds are floating on the horizon.
"You don't have to look at the sky.
Absolutely no problem.
don't worry
Never leave him! Wait for me to drink some wine.
Make sure you can catch up with him when you go down.
All you have to do is watch from the shore! "When he said this.
The man in black has brought the wine to drink. The man in gray frowned.
He reluctantly entered the room and sat down again.
After they had a few drinks,
The man in gray insisted on leaving.
Helpless, the old monk enthusiastically advised him to drink.
Besides, people in black really want to drink.
I keep drinking.
It was past noon in the blink of an eye.
At this moment, a strong wind suddenly blew.
thunder
Then it began to rain lightly. But a few minutes later,
The rain stopped.
The sky is clear again.
At this time, the man in gray stamped his feet anxiously: "It's over! It's over! " Then he criticized the men in black for drinking too much.
The man in black said, "What are you afraid of? You just have no patience.
So many raindrops
I can't leave him! "
They have no time to say goodbye to the old monk.
I rushed to the headquarters of the mine leopard to get food, and confidently promised that I would get the fire back, and I would never go back to the Heavenly Palace until I got it back. After that, Bao Lei came to earth with his own weapon-a silver gun. What worries Bao Lei is that he can't find the trace of the devil. Bao Lei has no choice but to make demands on the world. But most people in the world are mortal. They only know that there is no fire in life now, but they don't know why. Bao Lei tried to find it, but made no progress. Run to the deep pool not far from the temple.
The old monk saw them arguing at a distance.
He left in frustration.
The old monk suddenly understood.
They should have come to this deep pool to catch turtles.
Because this pool is deep.
It won't dry up all year round.
There lived a big chitose turtle.
Many people have seen it nearby.
He has seen it several times. Needless to say
The old tortoise should have escaped through this shower.
In the evening, Lin Qing's father turned out to be a thief in Jiangyang, and he accumulated some wealth. Lin Qing has also learned some boxing. He has been literate since he was a child. Later, his father had a big case, and the government checked it closely. Knowing that he could not escape, he entrusted Lin Qing to his friend Bai Lianhua. When his father was killed, she and Bai Lianhua hid together, so they entered. With the growth of age. Gradually understand things, Qinglin has the intention of doing good. Usually most of them are playboys, so they are not reliable. When I saw Wei Gongzi today, Lin Qing saw at a glance that Wei Gongzi was the person he had been waiting for for for many years. Who childe listen to her story, more pity, hold hands, lingering. Until it was dark, Ding Yuan sent someone to invite him. In a private room in the hotel building, Ding Yuan and Zhi Lin have been waiting for a long time. When they saw Wei Gongzi leading Qinglin, Ding Yuan clapped his hands and laughed. I knew that Gongzi would choose Qinglin. People sit down. Ding Yuan said to Wei Gongzi: I said at noon that you were still happy, and this is exactly what happened. My son asked, is it God's will that I made a lifelong commitment with Qing Lin? . Yuan said to him, this is an act of god, but you also need your heart. Childe and Lin Qing nodded. After that, use alcohol until midnight.
The man in white is coming again.
He really said that he lived in that deep pool.
but
Now I dare not live in the park any more, and the chess game is about to start again. Ao Guang had Nan Dou to give him advice, and his chess skills really improved. Chen Qi also used his life skills to fight the enemy bravely. This chess game is very lively, but I can smell the smoke rolling on the board and the sound of killing; Noodles Liao
Because someone found out.
When the grandson saw Zhang Xiaochan, his eyes almost popped out and he exclaimed, "There are such beautiful women in the world!" She asked others, "Whose daughter is this beautiful girl?" Someone told him, "The daughter of a blacksmith in the east of the city is called Zhang Xiaosao." Sun Da shouted in the street with his mouth open: "I want to marry this little girl!" " It's not safe in the future. Before he left.
Promised to give the old monk a piece of land in the middle of the river.
As for the size and location, it is up to the old monk to decide for himself.
So what happened at the beginning of the story.
So much for the story.
You should also understand.
In fact, CSI is already near midnight.
But Tian's palace is decorated with lanterns and decorations.
Many tourists
Very lively. I saw it on the wall in the middle of the hall.
Hanging High is a landscape painting by Tang Bohu. Tian, who is in his sixties, is sitting in a plush chair.
Look at the guests who have just been invited.
He smiled and said, "Today.
I invite you to come here late at night.
Is to let you admire this dress painted by Tang Bohu himself. "This is not really crazy.
The old monk knew that if the land documents were not prepared in advance
When land appeared,
Everyone is destined to fight for it.
So I pretended to be crazy and bought this land for five diaoyuan.
Besides, he invited local people with status to drink.
It is equivalent to announcing this to everyone in advance.
Avoid unnecessary disputes in the future.
of course
The benefits of this land
The old monk is not singing and dancing alone. The moon is sinking in the west, the tide is rising slowly, and it is almost dawn. Suddenly, a wave came and the eel and the dragon girl disappeared. This scene happened one night in a row. enjoy
He rented it to a nearby racetrack at a low rent.
As long as you have money and food.
Many times, even the rent is not needed. Because this land has good soil quality.
It can be said that drought and flood guarantee the harvest.
For more than a hundred years
Especially in bad times.
It has become an important guarantee for the survival of nearby people.
From Xin Liao Zhai 20 10.5
The Ancient Xuanwumen Spring and Autumn Zhuo Xin Classics of the Fugitive of Postgraduate Entrance Examination
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