No one has spoken in the group for several days. How to say hello is funny?

Before I was born, my parents never asked me, "Do you want to have a baby?" In fact, living is also forced!

3. The captain of the urban management team died suddenly in the street-the dogs were exhausted, which shows how cruel the ruler is!

How many Chinese cabbages do you want to sleep with me?

In the eyes of fools, the cleverness of smart people is worthless.

6. Squatting on the side of the road to watch the chicken lying in bed and playing with little J ..

7. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

8. A news report said that iPhone4 blocked the robber's bullet and saved the owner's life. Someone replied: If we use Nokia, the bullet will bounce back and kill the robbers.

9. So my rotten shoes were taken to make capsules?

10. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that will not die after bleeding for a week. ...

Humorous greetings in the group (classic)

1. A successful man just earns more money than his wife spends; A successful woman is looking for such a man.

2. Don't mess with me! Believe it or not, I fanned you on the wall and couldn't take it off.

3. The three tragedies of dinner: the person who wants to invite didn't come, and the person who came has nothing to do with you, leaving you awake when you check out.

4. Pride of a git: It's better to be a git than a stable. At least no one shit on his head.

5. Tianma Meteor Boxing-Lushan Shenglong Overlord-Fengyi Tian Xiang-Diamond Stardust-Nebula Chain-Please leave a message if you are still alive.

The master is organizing a special meeting to study whether to stew Bai Gujing or Bai Gujing.

7. Tear in the wind and pee on your back.

8. When people are old and rambling, they do nothing.

9. Mom teaches children to pee, one zipper, two pulls out, three pulls back, four pees, five pushes forward, six puts back and seven zippers. The little boy has grown up! One day, her mother heard him shout "three, five; Three, five ".

10. The old Taoist taught his disciples: "Ghosts are most active after midnight on Sunday, which is the most dangerous." Disciple wondered, "Is this about Yin and Yang?" The old Taoist shook his head: "No, no, today is really Monday, and I don't want to go to work ..." Haha, a joke is sent. Monday is the beginning of a busy day. I wish you time in your busy schedule and be happy in your busy schedule!

1 1. Jesus. Please send me a big watermelon to those guys who forget me, don't contact me, don't call, don't send text messages and don't miss me! I wish them enough to eat, and then go out and step on watermelon skin!

12. Watermelon+air conditioner+sleep+computer+mobile phone+full WIFI+ cold beer+friends who can shout out in hot weather+people who love you = a whole summer. With my blessing, this is a complete and pleasant summer. May summer be in a good mood!

13. Friends want to talk about the field of "cards". I wish you: love is as long as heart, career is as blooming as plum blossom, peace is as square as square, wealth is as thick as spades, and good luck holds the king in your hand. May happiness be infinite.

14. Work at the desk, with Kuozhuo at hand. Leisure has style, and health is in it. Love has a head and warmth is on the shoulder. Shu spread his eyebrows and was happy in his heart. May you be happy and excited!

15. Give you a bill, and I will scream with distress; Send you a beautiful woman with limited ability; Play with you for a few days, and the object will definitely find me trouble; Send a corner of a blessing flower, and I will laugh when you are in a good mood!

16. A seven-year-old boy is the most terrible creature on earth. They are curious, active, destructive and have the law on the protection of minors.

17. Two people's feelings, if only one person tries to mix honey, then in the end, it will only turn another bee into a fly …

18. Every time I cram for the Buddha's feet, the Buddha always kicks me.

19. The day after tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

20. Old people can't kill children, women and men.

Group Humorous Greetings (Popular)

1. Failed men like to compare their wives with others, and successful women like to compare their husbands with others.

2. When going out, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!

3. Mistake into the barber shop, tease the shampoo girl in every way, and refuse. After the haircut, I gave 20 yuan change. The shampoo girl admits that she has no change: touch three, keep the change!

4. Do you know? Recently, the God of Wealth has fallen in love with you, and he will give you a surprise: RMB will haunt you, your lover will love you more, cats and dogs will chase you, and even I will send you a text message with sincere wishes!

5. SMS is a hymn that I sing in words. SMS is the happiness that you and I send when we are sad. SMS is your painful hand that touches me. SMS is my heart to listen to your sadness and happiness. The message was written by you and me.

6. You need a student ID card to get in and out of school. MM forgot to bring it, and innocently said to the security guard, Uncle, I forgot this time. Can you let me in? The security guard asked: What year are you from? MM: I'm 87. Security guard: I am 89.

7. I looked at the sky at night and found the following phenomena in your life: troubles began to thaw, happiness began to sprout, success was just around the corner, wealth floated down like rain in Mao Mao, and your career danced with the wind, ready to go! After careful analysis, your spring fortune can be summarized in eight words: spring breeze pride, happiness and luck!

8. Long time no contact. I flip a coin to predict your information. The positive side is that you are safe, and the negative side is that you are happy, but it is standing there. I see, so you have always been safe, happy and rich!

9. Happiness is that you are a vegetarian and I eat meat, letting you know that you have to struggle; You ride a bike and I ride a car, so you are much healthier; You sleep in bed, I sleep in bed, and I help you. You pay for my guests, and the money-making engine needs to be warmed up; You drink water and I drink soup, which is dull and has a good time; You work and I am at leisure, and you inherit the glorious tradition.

10. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

1 1. If you have no life, what are you playing? Explore humor and say hello.

12. As soon as others praise me, I worry that others will not praise me enough.

13. Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

14. The journey of exploration is not to discover new land, but to cultivate new perspectives. Explore humor and say hello.

15. I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

16. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

17. Diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!

18. The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

19. It was unplugged before it was violated.

20. Women please themselves, while men please themselves.