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What's so funny about Naruto Punk?

After the scorpion died, the kite said, "Mr. Jue, I found the ring, so I can join Xiao." There is a vacancy. " Absolutely: "Idiot, can you just add it?" . There's nothing wrong with it. Let him in. Kate is a good boy. (The other half says) "Kite:" That is. (The ring falls into a gap) ② Looking for a Deidara kite: "Huh? Looks like Deidara was killed, too. The cause of his death was definitely an explosion. Sir Jue, there is no meat crumbs around! Hee hee "(picked up Deidara's arm) absolutely:" Ah! Still alive! " Absolutely: "What about the strength of the column?" Deidara: "My task has been completed!" " ! Hmm? "

Kate: "Ah, Mr. Deidara, it has just been finished. Are you all right? " Something seems to be wrong! Deidara: "Kite! Buddha can only endure it three times! Next time you talk nonsense, I'll decide the cause of your death, hmm! Kite: Hey! Most of them were killed! " Absolutely: "This is the third time. Deidara: "You just suffocated!" " (Holding his neck with his feet, because his hands are gone) Kite: "Ah ah ah! ""(scuffle together! First fight with Sasuke Deidara: What are you doing? Kate is a child, but you can't take it lightly. Kite: His teleport skills are too fast. We are no match at all (showing helplessness). (5) When Deidara wants to perform an explosive doll, kite: Time out! ~ Don't shout "Drink" Deidara: Stop-. -|||| Kite: Senior ... Behind! 6. After the small explosion, Deidara and Sasuke exploded together. Kite: Senior ~ ~ ~ Senior is very strict, but he is still a good senior. (wipe your tears with one hand. ) I'll never forget Deidara's senior ... Deidara flew out of the explosion smoke: it's annoying to talk endlessly. Kate: Ah, he is still alive. 7. Repeated explosions in Deidara didn't hurt Sasuke. Kite: Impossible. (reaches out to see Sasuke in the smoke) Deidara: Huh? Sasuke is in good shape again. Kate: I told you. Deidara: Hey! Looking for three kites: that work is very similar to yours (watching a pig made of mud while eating meatballs). Do you mean that your work is plagiarized? (Say that finish, I saw Deidara glumly run away. Deidara: .......................................................................................................................................................! ! ! ! Pet-name ruby looking for three kites: one tail, two tails, I'm a kite ... (The last Japanese pronunciation of the kite "ビ", like "tail", belongs to a humorous joke)