A unique and creative collection of funny wedding vows

Cantonese funny wedding vows: the most obedient husband

to his beloved wife (bride's name):

The economic power is in your hands, and I can wash my shirt and cook for 2 mosquitoes every day.

I can be a cow, a horse and a dog.

My wife's birthday comes every year, so I must send a car and a bus to the battlefield outside the building

to win and pour tea. Wife say no has no choice but to go

When you see a beautiful girl turn around and go, if you don't get sick

Try hard to cultivate a sinus and drive from six to nine

If you don't know enough about sex, remember to ask D's old friend

to pick you up today, and stay with you forever

Your children and grandchildren are blessed enough, and * * * will be married to each other forever!

The most obedient husband (groom's name) took a

Cantonese funny wedding oath: My wife will marry me

Today I want to marry a wife, because I have grown up

and I want to have a comfortable home most, and my daughter and daughter will never eat ginkgo, so life will be more fun from now on

Although there are many wife rules. For me, it's day and night.

But what if I beg my wife to laugh and obey them one by one?

The ingredients are better than drying my wife, and the pounds of cash are quickly clamped.

You can do whatever you want at home every month, and there are a few left over who have scattered money.

There is no need to drink and sing again, so I will grind with you at home.

I will beat my bones and massage with you, and I will do housework. Wash and bury a toilet conveniently

If I make a mistake, my wife will be shocked to pour tea on her knees for a few times, and I will only dare to sit

I will not dare to talk a lot in the future, and I beg my wife to forgive me

I will have sparse hair, a big belly and a hunchback

I will be stupid and stupid.

Cantonese funny wedding vows: Xi Sun wife

(bride's name), (bride's name) I love you

My wife's adult, from now on, will be happy in her future life.

I will start paying for the water and electricity, and I will give you

prada and Gucci as you like, and the most important thing is that you are happy

. Welcome my mother-in-law to live in our house.

Take care of your friends until they fly, and introduce them to you.

I will be gentle to you, and I will stay with you forever.

In short, from today on, there are only you (bride's name), (bride's name) and me in my life!

Cantonese funny wedding vows: I only love you all my life

I only love you all my life, and I love (bride's name) the same

I will be a slave all my life without complaint, buy? ? I

wash clothes and mop the floor before cooking, and I'll do everything. I'll give you enough money for home use.

You can buy famous brands at will. The most important thing is that you're happy.

Don't go whoring, gamble and eat cigarettes. Betting on horses asks you first.

In short, from today on, you are the only one in my life.

After that, you will make a promise that you will never change!

(bride name), (bride name), I love you

(bride name), (bride name), I love you!

Cantonese funny wedding vows: Binzi marries a wife

I (groom's name) marry a beautiful wife, and I'm not tired of washing clothes and cooking

buying more? ? Moping the floor and massaging, it's not too much to bury the guests.

You are in charge of all the money, and I'll give it to my wife.

I beg my wife to help me, and it's not too good to have fun.

It's not too good to die happily!

In short, I promise that I will love you more than before and make you the happiest teacher in the world.

(bride's name) I love you!

Witness: fellow villagers, uncles and brothers, handsome boys and girls

Love you all your life, both the guest boy (groom's name) and the husband boy

Sign: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Contract for life as a guest boy

Date: _ _ _ _ _ _ _. From then on, I'll be a cow and a horse for you. You say yes, I won't go down, you say stand, I won't sit down. In short, everything is up to you.

bride: be nice to me!

tell her the truth on the most important occasion

bride: thank you, husband, for being really kind to me and asking for nothing in return. In the past, I always thought that happiness meant having a big house and big jewels. Later, you gave me a new interpretation of happiness. When I was sick in winter, you got up early to prepare breakfast and fruit for me, and I watched over my medicine before going to work. I gradually realized that happiness means having you holding my hand and living simply and steadily.

groom: don't say anything. Honey, I finally got you. Ha ha! Friends and relatives, have a simple meal, eat and drink well

Funny wedding vows:

The groom's vows: I promise that after marriage, I will stick to my wife's absolute leadership, fight back, scold back, pay all the wages and bonuses, and I will take care of all the leftovers. The above items will be resolutely implemented. If there is any violation, I will serve them with a washboard/keyboard.

the bride's oath: I promise that after marriage, I will take care of the groom's money box, and I will pay (the groom) all the wages, bonuses and overtime pay, without leaving a penny. Considering that he is a man and wants to make friends outside, I bite my teeth and stamp my feet, and I plan to give him pocket money-five dollars a month.

Dear fellow villagers, today is a wedding day for my wife and I. After several years of hard work, today's marriage is really hard-won. Therefore, in order to remember this beautiful moment, cherish this beautiful marriage, and reassure my wife's family and friends, we now take the oath as the basis: make sentences with a unique style

1. Did we have a unique composition class today because of its unique beauty?

2. I like the unique and intoxicating orchard in autumn!

3. Teacher Tang is the most profound person in my memory. Her wise, humorous and unique teaching style often emerges before my eyes.

4. The campus in spring is beautiful, but the campus in autumn is more unique.

5. I always feel unique pleasure when they are in close contact.

6. Autumn is a charming day. The clouds are high and the geese return to the south. The maple leaves are like fire. The beauty of autumn is unique. The beauty of autumn is real.

7. Painting has a unique charm.

8. I just want to say that Birds is unique and fresh.

9. The food in Beizhen is also unique.

1. The beautiful Yellow River Ecological Park, the 18 pagodas with a long history and the unique mosque.

11. The plum blossoms are very beautiful. Leng Yan has a unique fragrance.

13. Autumn chrysanthemums are even more unique. They are dressed in red, purple, pink, yellow and all kinds of autumn clothes, carrying smiling faces and twisting their slender waists and dancing beautifully.

14. There is a well-known leisure resort in Changtai County, which is the beautiful and unique round pool.

15. On my birthday, I always receive many gifts, all of which are unique and fascinating.

16. Unique forms of expression can make the carefully packaged senior high school entrance examination composition full of aura and charm.

17. The chrysanthemums in Daose Qiukai Park are like colorful rainbows in autumn. Their colors are unique, and no matter what color they are, they look so beautiful.

18. Her English class is humorous and unique, which is undoubtedly a blessing in disguise for a person who loves English.

19. I have a unique outlook on life. I still don't have strong perseverance, so I have to say that I will exercise magnanimity later.

2. Miss Xia also has her unique beauty.

21. I like to be different and unique when I am young. I call emptiness personality.

22. Looking from a distance, lotus flowers are more unique like rouge poured in the lake and clouds falling on the lake.

23. Typhoon is a unique wind, which is neither as refreshing and pleasant as spring breeze or autumn wind, nor as hot as Xia Feng.

24. At home, my mother's footsteps are unique. Unique meaning _ unique synonyms and sentence making

unique [bijy and g]

explanation: don't: in addition. There is another unique style.

from: Lv Liuliang's Book with Shiyu Mountain in Qing Dynasty: Poems are presented in praise, and the wind is unique.

grammar: verb-object type; As a predicate and attribute; Used in literature, art, calligraphy, etc.

Synonym: unconventional, unique, unique

Antonym: identical, stereotyped, unique sentence:

1. Her skirt and blouse have a unique charm.

2. This dress has a unique style or color. I want to buy it as soon as I see it!

3. Only by being unique can we create new things.

4. We need to be innovative and unique.

5. Xiao Ming's paintings are really unique from others.

6. The streets of quaint towns are full of unique buildings.

7. This painter's figure painting is ingenious and unique.

8. His unique dressing style always surprises people.

9. Your idea is really unique.

1. This sculpture is beautiful, and it is really unique in the room.

11. The way of extinguishing the flame in the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympic Games is unique.

12. He went to work with all his heart. Although his design scheme is unique, it is still difficult to make a name for himself.

13. The design of this building is very unique and has unique charm.

14. This dress is unique in style and color, and I fell in love with it as soon as I saw it.

15. Her skirt and blouse have a unique charm

16. The idea of this painting is unique

17. The construction of Suzhou gardens is really unique.

18. Some Rococo styles have been added to the Chinese design style, which is very innovative and looks unique.

19. This company has a unique business philosophy, and I like it very much.

2. The decoration of this house is very personal and unique.

21. The layout of this house is unique. Unique sentence making: the idea of this painting is unique

1. The streets of quaint towns are full of unique buildings.

2. Your idea is really unique.

3. Only by being unique can we create new things.

4. The painter's figure painting is unique.

5. The conception of this painting is unique.

6. This article is really unique!

7. This company has a unique business philosophy, and I like it very much.

8. This work is really unique and original.

9. Chinese culture is magnificent and unique among world civilizations.

1. He went to work with all his heart. Although his design scheme is unique, it is still difficult to make a name for himself.

11. We need to be innovative and unique.

12. This dress is unique in style and color, and I fell in love with it as soon as I saw it.

13. This sculpture is beautiful, and it is really unique when placed in the house.

14. The design of this building is very unique and has unique charm.

15. Her skirt and blouse have a unique charm.

16. Some rococo styles have been added to the Chinese design style, which is very innovative and looks unique.

17. The way of extinguishing the flame in the closing ceremony of Beijing Olympic Games is unique.

18. The layout of this room is unique.

19. The decoration of this house is very individual and unique.

2. Xiao Ming's paintings are really unique from others.