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Give me 20 70-word diaries.
1. Date: 2065438+Tuesday, July 7th 00 Weather: sunny.
This afternoon, my mother and I played darts on the balcony.
My mother and I prepared a book to record scores and started throwing darts. Zero eggs for the first time and seven points for the second time. My mother has zero eggs for the first time and zero eggs for the second time. We haven't been together for a while. My mother and I entered the final. We all hope to win each other, but we may not win. In the end, I lost and my mother won. I sighed, and my mother said, "Don't lose heart, make persistent efforts next time."
I smiled happily when I heard this.
Date: Thursday, July 8, 2065, 438+00 Weather: sunny.
Today, my mother and I play online games at home.
Because I didn't break through the second level yesterday, I still play today. It took us a long time to break through the second level.
My mother and I talked and laughed. Before you know it, it's five o'clock, and we've reached the third level. Before the third level, my mother and I ate fruit, which was delicious. I saw my mother walk into the room with fruit. I saw it was sweet and fragrant, and my saliva had fallen on my clothes.
Mom looked at me and smiled. I'm really happy today.
Date: 20 10 July 15 Wednesday weather: sunny.
Yesterday afternoon, my brother and I went to play in the garden.
My brother and I were playing with water by the pond in the garden and found that the carp in the pond was hungry. We want to feed the fish, but we wander around the pond anxiously, and there is no food for the fish. After a while, when we began to despair, a child and his mother came to us with a bag of fish ingredients, and then we borrowed some fish ingredients from him to feed the fish. We just put the fish ingredients in the pond, red, white and white.
Seeing this scene, we smiled happily.
4. Date: 20 10 July 15 Wednesday weather: sunny.
This afternoon, my mother and brother and I went to the commodity market to help my cousin choose robot toys.
We crossed the street and went to a toy store. There are many toys in the shop. My brother and I both have excited eyes, but my mother bought a toy for my cousin, but this toy store doesn't have the robot my cousin wants. After a while, we went to many toy stores. Robots in toy stores were expensive and cheap, but the cheap ones were of poor quality.
Our feet were tired and we finally bought a robot that was neither cheap nor expensive. Then we went home happily.
5. Date: 20 10 July 18 Sunday weather: sunny.
Yesterday morning, I went to grandma's house with my parents, uncle and brother.
Grandma's family is in Jiangxi, and our family went to their hometown in Jiangxi far away by dad's car.
On the way back to our hometown, our family talked and laughed unconsciously. We came to a scenic street called Lvwan Lake. There are toys, hats and other exquisite products in the street. We crossed the scenic street and went to the ticket-buying boat pavilion in Lvwan Lake. We can see the scenery of Lvwan Lake. There is an island in the middle of Lvwan Lake.
When we were leaving, my brother cried to buy toys, but no one bought them for him in the end.
He sat in the car sulking. After a while, we arrived at our hometown and our grandparents met us outside.
I said happily, "I finally got to my hometown."
6. Date: 2065438+00 Saturday, July 25th Weather: cloudy.
This morning, we returned to Zhongshan from our hometown.
Grandma heard that we were going back to Zhongshan, and tears came out. We're leaving. Grandparents came to see us off and sent us many things, including peanuts, peanut oil and beans. Grandparents sent us a box of milk and honey.
Then we get ready and start to go out.
We got on the highway first, and on the way, my brother suddenly remembered grandma crying in the car.
I was hungry at noon before I knew it. We ate something in the restaurant and then went on our way. We have arrived at Humen Bridge for a long time. There are many boats under the bridge. We have crossed the Humen Bridge, and I am thinking that we will be home soon, with 100 kilometers left.
Time passed by, and I sent my brother away and finally went home.
7. Date: Wednesday, July 29th, 1965, 438+00 Weather: cloudy.
This morning, we went to Rainbow Department Store to buy food.
My mother and I went to the shopping place, where there were fruits and vegetables, including peaches, Sydney, longan and grapes. Vegetables include tomatoes, cucumbers, potatoes and peppers.
I helped my mother weigh the food, because my hands were too small to weigh all the foods she chose at once, so I took them one by one. The waitress in the weighing machine is a big sister. I'll weigh it for her. After a while, I have to weigh every time I take something. I think elder sister must be very annoyed, because I took something about 20 times, so I think elder sister must be very annoyed and changed it after a while.
After a while, we finally bought something, and then we went home happily.
8. Date: 20 10 Tuesday, August 4th Weather: cloudy.
This morning, my mother and I went to Qijiang Park to exercise.
My mother and I went to Qijiang Park. First, we ran around Qijiang Park, then we climbed leg press on the hurdle, then we kicked higher than anyone else, and then we walked out of Qijiang Park.
Walking, I went to a fast food restaurant to buy breakfast. There are brown rice, rice rolls, cakes and so on in fast food restaurants. We bought brown rice and rice rolls. I asked my mother how she bought so little. Mom said, "You can eat a bowl of rice rolls."
Unconsciously, we came to a garden. Some aunts are selling vegetables by the garden. My mother bought some vegetables, including carrots, cabbage, corn, zucchini and watermelon. After buying vegetables, we went home happily.
9. Date: 2065438+Sunday, August 9, 00 Weather: sunny.
This afternoon, I went fishing with my parents and my sister Lai Yujie.
First, we gathered at the safe haven and got on the boat. After boarding the boat, we each took a chair and sat down. We took out all the snacks, including summer potato chips, beef jerky and many fish biscuits.
We were laughing and laughing on the boat, while the captain was driving the boat seriously.
The ship drifted with the wind, and we saw that the ship and tanker were going to Hong Kong. After a period of sailing, I found that the waves were coming to our ship and the sea breeze was blowing to me. I was very happy.
Unconsciously, I put the net into the water for the first time, and then I picked it up. It is full of seafood, including hairy crabs, white rice fish and chicken soaked fish, among which chicken soaked fish is poisonous and other seafood is not.
After a while, the fish soup is ready. I tasted the soup. It was very sweet and delicious. Suddenly, I got a fishbone stuck in my throat.
I don't know where the fishbone went after disembarking, and my throat still hurts a little. I'm really happy today.
10. Date: 20 10 August 19 Wednesday weather: sunny.
This morning, my mother and I went to the store. Because my father wanted to buy some car supplies, I went to the store.
First, we went to the Taihai Seafood Restaurant, where the shops were too expensive. I didn't rent it. The hot and bad sun made us sweat.
When we arrived at Rambo Bay, my mother saw that the shop was wide and big. She liked it very much, and so did the aunt of the shop assistant.
But mom said yes, but whether it is rented like this, I'd better discuss it with dad.
I finally know how tired my mother is looking for a store.
11.2011Tuesday, July 5, the weather was fine.
My summer vacation plans
It's summer vacation. In order to have a happy and meaningful summer vacation, I made a summer vacation plan.
I'm going to finish the English summer camp and physics interest group in July, and finish my Chinese and math summer homework at the same time.
I'm going to my grandmother's house in early August. My grandmother lives in a mountainous area. I'm going there to climb mountains, catch butterflies and pick wild fruits. In mid-August, my parents and I will travel to Beijing. I will climb the majestic Great Wall of Wan Li, raise the national flag and visit the ancient Forbidden City. I'm going to stay with my grandmother for a few days in late August.
How's it going? My summer vacation plan is ok. How was your summer vacation? Have fun!
12.20 1 1 July1Tuesday is fine.
climb mountains
Today, after rain, my parents and I returned to our hometown. Grandpa will take me to climb the mountain.
Because it just rained, the stones on the mountain were washed clean by the rain, and many delicate grasses grew between the gaps, which were covered with crystal dew; The mountains are covered with big trees and the leaves look greener. We climbed along Qingshi Road and reached the mountainside before we knew it. Colorful wild flowers are in full bloom in the mountains, and the flowers are more vivid after the rain. Look! A few little bees are busy collecting honey! Suddenly, I found a small snail crawling slowly on the stone. I picked it up and asked my grandfather, "Why do snails always come out when it rains?" Grandpa said, "Snails like wet places. After the rain, he came out to look for food. "
The mountains in my hometown are really beautiful! I love my hometown.
13.205438+01It was sunny on Wednesday, July 26th.
My physics experiment
I joined the extracurricular interest group in physics held by our school.
Today, the teacher asked us to do the experiment of "inertia of objects". The teacher asked us to take out the beaker, orifice plate, nut and ruler first, put the orifice plate on the beaker, then put the nut on the orifice plate, and finally tap the orifice plate quickly from the side with the ruler. The teacher said that the test result should be that the nut fell into the beaker and the orifice flew out, but I failed several times. I analyzed the reason, maybe I knocked too slowly, and then I knocked very fast, which really succeeded. The teacher told us that the principle of this experiment is that when all objects are not acted by external forces, they always remain at rest or move in a straight line at a constant speed. This is the law of inertia. When the orifice plate is struck quickly, the nut still remains in a static state, and then moves downward under the action of gravity and falls into the beaker.
I understand the truth of this experiment, children. You got it?
14.20 1 1 It's sunny on Tuesday, August 2nd.
Reflections on Naughty Ma Xiaotiao
I read the book Naughty Ma Xiaotiao, and I think it is very interesting. There are many characters in the book, and their colorful lives deeply attract me.
The protagonist in the book is Ma Xiaotiao, a naughty boy. He is clever and naughty, very human, and sometimes he plays some practical jokes. There is a hippo named Zhang Da, whose mouth is as big as a hippo, so others call him Zhang Da. He likes fighting and often bullies his classmates. And penguin Tang Fei. His stomach is too big to button, and his stomach is exposed. Everyone calls him Tang Fei Penguin. He likes snacks very much. And Mao Chao, an ape. He is very thin. Everyone calls him Mao Chao, an ape. He likes talking nonsense. If he says a hundred sentences a day, 90 sentences are all nonsense. There are also young adults and squadron leader Lu Manman ... Lu Manman studies very hard and loves to help others, but he is very jealous.
The characters in the book are very cute, and they all have shortcomings and advantages. We should learn from their advantages and get rid of our own shortcomings.
15.205438+01It rained on Wednesday, August 3rd.
Happy Star
I'm watching the TV series Happy Planet recently, and the story in it is so wonderful.
This TV series describes Lele pressing the computer keyboard with magic keys, opening the time tunnel and entering the happy planet. On the happy planet, he met polyhedron, lotus seeds, iced lemons and grandpa the old urchin. They asked Lele to bring the instruments they invented back to the earth and help them with their experiments.
Lele is a good boy who unites classmates and helps others. In addition, there are Oriental teachers and students such as King Kong and Wu Jiajia. There are many wonderful stories between them.
I dream of entering the magical happy planet like Lele.
It rained on Thursday August 4th.
rain
This afternoon, the weather was sultry, dark clouds came down and it was getting dark.
Suddenly there was a strong wind, thunder rumbled in the distance and heavy rain poured down. Lightning is getting brighter and brighter, thunder is getting louder and louder, and it is raining harder and harder. The glass rustles with the rain, and the rain blows against the window and flows down from it. Looking out of the window, the trees on both sides of the road were swaying by the wind, and the road became a small river.
After a while, the thunder weakened and the rain weakened. The rain gradually stopped and it was bright again. What a heavy rain!
17.20 1 1 August 17 It is cloudy on Wednesday.
I travel to Beijing.
Today, my parents and I are going to travel to Beijing. We got up at four o'clock, and I was very excited. My parents and I have prepared things to bring, including digital cameras, fruits and bread.
We took a taxi to the Rose Hotel in Zhangdian first. After a while, the coach came and we got on the bus. Along the way, I saw many shops on both sides of the road and many gas stations on the road. We arrived at Binzhou Yellow River Bridge, and the Yellow River water rolled up layers of yellow waves and flowed eastward. We crossed the long Binzhou Yellow River Bridge and soon arrived in Hebei Province. There are endless waters on both sides of the roads in Hebei province, and seagulls fly on the water. My mother told me that this is the Bohai Sea. This is my first time to see the sea, and I am very excited. Then I entered Tianjin. Although the car runs fast, I think it is still too slow.
Finally, we finally arrived in Beijing! Beijing is full of tall buildings, endless traffic and magnificent overpasses. Beijing is really big.
18.20 1 1 August 18 Thursday is fine.
Youbeihai park
Today, the first stop of our tour is Beihai Park. Beihai Park is very big. As soon as you enter the gate, there is a lake. There are many blooming lotus flowers in the water, and many people are boating. We walked across a stone bridge and the guide led us along the road by the lake. There are many trees and colorful flowers on the roadside. The trees are very tall and the grass is very delicate. Then we went to Jiulongbi. There are nine magnificent dragons on both sides of the Nine Dragon Wall. Every dragon has a different color, including yellow, blue and red. We took many photos there.
Beihai Park is really beautiful!
19。 20 1 1 August 19 Friday sunny
Visit Tiananmen square
Visit Tiananmen Square this morning. First, I visited the Chairman Mao Memorial Hall. My parents and I started to line up. The queue was so long that we walked around Tiananmen Square for half a circle. We bought three flowers for Chairman Mao, and my parents often said to me, "Without Chairman Mao, there would be no happy life today." Walking into the Chairman Mao Memorial Hall, there is a statue of Chairman Mao in the front hall. We put flowers on the flower-offering platform in front of the statue. As the motorcade slowly entered the second exhibition hall, I saw Chairman Mao's body lying in a crystal coffin. Chairman Mao's body was covered with bright red party flag, and there were many flowers around the crystal coffin. We walked out of Chairman Mao's Memorial Hall, visited the magnificent Monument to the People's Heroes, Tiananmen Gate and the Great Hall of the People, and took many photos as souvenirs.
20.2011Saturday, August 20th is fine.
Visit the Pacific Ocean Underwater World
Today we visited the Pacific Underwater World, which was built under the tower of CCTV. As soon as you enter the door, there are many glass covers on the wall, which contain all kinds of colorful fish. They are swimming around in the water. They look great. There are many great white sharks in the glass cover. It's long and gray. They are sleeping. There are clown fish. They play games in the living coral. Further on, we came to the penguin. Some of them are swimming, others are walking, and they look very cute when they walk heavily. Then we walked into the undersea tunnel. Suddenly, a big fish passed me upstream. Ah! It turned out to be a bat fish. Batfish's mouth is like a clown's mouth, which is very funny. There are all kinds of tropical fish, small sharks … and two divers swimming in it. Finally, I watched the sea lion show. The animal trainer's uncle kept feeding the sea lion fish, and the sea lion kept performing for the audience. It performed programs such as salvaging lifebuoy, sea lion heading and sea lion dribbling, and won warm applause from the audience.
The underwater world is really wonderful.
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