Who can tell me a joke? I'll give it to whoever laughs badly.

After the earthquake, the police rescued an old man from the bathroom. The old man struggled and shouted, No, it's none of my business. You got the wrong guy. I pulled the flush valve and the building collapsed.

The reporter interviewed an old lady! The reporter asked: "What do you think of setting off firecrackers casually in the city?" Grandma: "What else can you see? Is to climb the window to see ... "

The professor said ... today's class is in good order, the only drawback is that if the students chatting behind can be as quiet as the students playing cards in the middle, they will not disturb the students sleeping in front.

A child's diary: Monday, February 30, the weather is sunny. It's too bad there is no sun today. The goldfish my father bought drowned in the water tank. I am very sad ... Teacher's comment: I am also very sad. In February, I have never met the 30th in my life. I have never seen a sunny day without the sun. I have never seen a goldfish drowned in the water. .....