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Who are the three happiest actors in New World?

The 70-episode TV series "New World" finally came to an end, and the speed of two episodes was updated every day, which lasted for one month. Although the whole work is controversial, many people insist on seeing the ending. Fortunately, Jinhai was resurrected with blood in the end, otherwise the director would really receive the blade. The whole play is a work with the theme of praising the new world, but in the 70 episodes from beginning to end, all the time is spent looking for the little red coat, and only the last episode focuses on the theme of the new world, so summing up the director's screenwriter level is like a primary school student writing a composition. No matter what is written in front, the last sentence can be written. It's a beautiful day today, isn't it? Come and deduct the topic!

Everyone walked into the new world with a smile on his face, and his eyes were full of longing for a new life. Xu Tian and Tian Dan's love began in the golden wind and wheat waves, and Jinhai, Dao Meilan and Da Ruth were also reunited, with a happy ending. The style of the whole TV series has changed. Jin Hai, Xiao Er and even Cui Hua performed a comedy effect at the end. Almost all the jokes were contracted, but the most brilliant one was the villager who reported the case to Xu Tian!

May be a premonition that Jinhai's return will bring surprises to the audience, so the director is humorous in his Weibo, asking everyone if the blades have been sent out? Can you contact the courier to get it back? This is in line with the cheerful atmosphere of the finale. In the finale, the director really turned the story of entering the new world into a comedy!

The people who contracted this joke turned out to be Xiaoer and Jinhai.

Xiaoer is the most reasonable person in the whole work, but I didn't expect to be cheated by my name in the end. When Peiping entered the new world after peaceful liberation, it was necessary to pardon a group of criminals with minor crimes, and Xiao Er was one of them. When I read Lian Cuihua's name, I was mistaken for a female prisoner, which had a comedy effect and embarrassed Hao Heng's second child!

When Xiao Er was released, a group of former brothers came to take him home, but Xiao Er asked everyone to break up and stop hanging out with him in the future. Because Xiaoer has fully understood that after receiving the new ideological education of the People's Liberation Army in prison, Xiaoer decided to give up his previous life, stop hard work and welcome life in the new world with a new look.

When Xiao Er preached the New World to his brothers in the street, he was still very generous and solemnly made everyone look like the people, but the brothers didn't understand and continued to follow. Xiao er turned around twice and tried to reason with everyone twice. When he turned around for the third time, only the tiger followed. Xiao er said urgently? What's the matter? ? Nonsense! I have to go home! Looking at the backs of two brothers who are one meter apart, there is a sense of joy!

The next joke is Jin Hai. Jinhai, who pretended to be dead and fled to southern Zhejiang, appeared at the railway station. He is no longer the model of Shi Jing's first warden. He is simple-minded and plain-dressed, but he is chased by fellow villagers in Beiping for money. Is it reasonable to ask Jinhai? In order to intimidate Jinhai into paying back the money, this Beiping fellow claimed to have been in Shi Jing No.1 Prison, and he knew the warden Jinhai very well. Jinhai was particularly afraid of him! Jinhai has always been a reasonable person. Because no gold bars fled to the south, life was tight and I could only borrow money from this fellow villager. It is really indefensible, so Jinhai has always admitted that he is Jinhai. At this moment, Da Ruth and Dao Meilan got off to look for Jinhai, and their painting style suddenly changed. Jinhai was afraid that his fellow villagers would scare Dao Meilan and Ruth, and in turn grabbed the collar of his fellow villagers' clothes and warned him not to scare his family. Villagers also know Jinhai's identity from the conversation between Ruth and Jinhai at this time, and dare not ask for more money, but Jinhai, in turn, asked him if he was reasonable. It is only natural to pay back debts, so I asked Dao Meilan for money and returned it to my hometown in Beiping.

This scene is a complete comedy, with a sudden change of style to create a joke!

The comedy performance of the protagonist is over, and there are supporting roles. In order to fully enliven the festive atmosphere of the final finale, the director arranged a classic supporting role. Xu Tian was assigned to the remote Shijingshan police station. On this day, a villager came to report the case and complained to Xu Tian that his neighbor's courtyard wall covered his house by one foot and two inches. This villager looks happy. What he said was more like a cross talk. He told Xu Tian that this matter has been reflected for six years. I hope Xu Tian can solve it quickly, and I'm getting impatient! Xu Tian replied like a comedian, "It's been six years, and now he's impatient?

The director's deliberate arrangement did have the effect of the festival, but it still didn't go to the extreme. We should invite Aunt Song, who used to be a guest, to join in the fun. Song Dandan's funny skill is the highlight of the whole play, and a few natural words before amused the audience!

Do you want to send the blade to the director for the happy ending of the play?