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English jokes or stories

I

be

put on a play

like

a

lady

one

sky

while

female

Dress

exist

exist

sell

exist

this

Far East

department

Shop,

a

Dignified

middle-aged

man

determined

arrive

get

his

Madame

a

One piece

but

he

fast

find

himself

exist

Deep-fried

pass by

crazy

Woman.

male

stand

it

be like

long

be like

he

Possibility;

Then,

along with

head

reduce

and

Arm, arm (plural of arm)

Waving,

he

plough

through

this

It's crowded

"You?

There! "

Disabled; Challenged

a

tremble

Sound.

"Can't?

you

action

like

a

Gentleman? "

"Listen,"

he

Say,

"I

have

Past participle of be

put on a play

like

a

sir

for

One; one

hour

from

at present

Open,

I

be

put on a play

like

a

Lady. "

I want to act like a lady.

One day, women's dresses in Far East Department Store were on sale, and a noble middle-aged man wanted to buy one for his wife. However, it wasn't long before he found himself staggered by that crazy woman.

He tried to bear it. Later, he bowed his head, waved his arms and pushed his way through the crowd.

"What are you doing?" Someone screamed, "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I've been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I will behave like a lady. "