An unexpected funny joke

Unexpected funny jokes can tell some cold jokes. For example, when a friend invited me to dinner and paid the bill, I saw him slowly take out the money and say, "Otherwise, I'll pay the bill!" " "How dare you!" "Nothing." So I put my hand in his pocket.

1. A friend invited me to dinner. When I paid the bill, I saw that he was slow to pay, so I said, "Otherwise, I will pay!" " "How dare you!" "Nothing." So I put my hand in his pocket.

2. I can still see the street at night, and many takeaway brothers are rushing to deliver food, and suddenly feel very inspirational. Everyone else is still eating so late, so what reason do I have not to eat?

My husband came home from a business trip for a month and heard something in the room. Pushing open the door and entering the room, I saw my wife running to the bathroom quickly.

The husband seemed to understand something and strode to the bedroom. Sure enough, the window was open. However, living on the twentieth floor, my husband went to the window, saw the man, and pushed him down in a rage. At this time, the wife also went to the window: "Mom, where is the master who repaired the air conditioner?"

Xiaoli went to the gym to lose weight. I saw everyone else running hard on the treadmill, only she walked slowly. She called the coach and shouted angrily, "Why can't I run on this treadmill?" The coach looked at her and said helplessly, "it's all to the limit." Go up and become so slow ... "

A few days ago, my throat was inflamed and I couldn't make a sound, but the company leader asked me to take part in the chorus competition, saying that it was enough for me to fill in the numbers. I didn't feel very good, so I was actively treated before the game and cured. As a result, the game lost, and the leader lamented: "How did you catch up with your voice at this time?"

6. When I was a child, I felt that someone was following me every time I walked at night, so I developed the habit of suddenly turning around after taking a few steps. Ten years later, I became a tango dance teacher.

7. I used to think that sincerity was priceless, until later, I went shopping. The boss said, "If you really want it, I'll give you two yuan cheaper."

8. I saw an old man selling glasses by the roadside, and there were few people, so I wanted to join in. He casually asked, "Grandpa, how much are these glasses?" Grandpa said, "Girl, that's not for you. Your face is very big. It suits you better. " I finally know why no one patronizes his business.

9. One day, the wife suddenly asked her husband, "Do you love me?" "Love, of course!" Husband's answer to the desire to live everywhere. So, the wife thought about it and asked, "Are you afraid of hurting me, so you said it on purpose?" The husband quickly added, "No, no, no, I'm afraid you'll hurt me, so I said that!" " "

10, you and your best friend, long time no see. We met for dinner today, and we had a good time meeting. We talked intimately for 5 minutes and spoke ill of 10 people.