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How to play the mock exam in the Fighting Academy?

We can choose a mock exam in the game, but the mock exam is not that simple. Some questions make people want to cry. In order to help you clear customs smoothly, Bian Xiao summarized all the answers for you today. Come and have a look!

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1. Xiaoming's mother has three children. The eldest son is called heavy hair, and the second son is called two hairs. What's the youngest son's name? Answer: Xiao Ming

2. What color has the strongest visual stimulation to people? Answer: red.

3. Among the six countries destroyed by Qin in history, which country was the first to be destroyed? Answer: Han

4. How many VIP elite levels can I scan? Answer: VIP4 level

5. How many Sao characters are there? Answer: 12

6. How many times can the arena be challenged for free every day? Answer: 5 times

7. How much physical strength will be deducted if you don't enter the copy customs clearance? Answer: 0

8. Zhuge Liang in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Grass boat borrows arrows? How many people are there on each boat? Answer: 30

9. Today, you gained 15364 points of customs clearance experience and 38,567 points of site experience. A * * *, how much experience have you gained? Answer: 5393 1

10, divide 8 by 2, what is it? Answer: 0

1 1. How many levels can green equipment be advanced? Answer: 40

12. How many hours did you win the Arena Ranking Award? Answer: 24

13, when the VIP level is what level, can I sweep the main line level? Answer: VIP 1

14、? Xinhua dictionary? A few words? Answer: 4

15, the following is not ancient? Spring Festival? What is the custom? Answer: enjoy the moon.

16, who picked up the magic lamp on the night of 100 1 year and summoned the devil? Answer: Aladdin

Xiao Ming, Xiao Bai, Huang Xiao and Xiao Hong are flying. Who will get sick? Answer: Xiao Bai

18. What was Uncle Wu Fang's name when he was young? Answer: Wu Fangchun Island

19. What is the real name of director Lin Tian? Answer: Lin Tianhui.

20. In which dynasty was papermaking invented? Answer: Eastern Han Dynasty

2 1, invented in ancient times? Ladder? Belong to the purpose? Answer: siege equipment

22. Be praised as China by the general public? National wine? what's up Answer: Maotai

23. Used in ancient times? Zodiac killer. Corresponding to the twelve branches, what are they related to? Chen? What is the corresponding? Answer: dragon.

24. According to the order of ancient brothers, what should the second child be called? A: Zhong.

25、? Lantern? What kind of lamp is this? Answer: rotate decorative lights.

26. What are the treasures in tea? Longjing? What province is it from? Answer: Zhejiang

27、? Are you happy? Who does this allusion refer to? Answer: Liu Chen.

28、? Jingwei reclamation? What is jingwei in fairy tales? Answer: One person.

29. Who discovered the new continent in the era of great navigation? Answer: Columbus

30. What ended the unification of China during the Warring States Period? Answer: Qin Shihuang

3 1, which band was the original singer of the old English song Let It Be? Answer: The Beatles.

32. Melons, cucumbers, watermelons and pumpkins can all be eaten. What melons can't be eaten? Answer: fool

33. There is a word that everyone will mispronounce. What's this word? Answer: Wrong.

34. What is no hard work? Answer: yawn

35. What pencil do you usually use to fill in the answers during the exam? Answer: 2B pencil

36. What do Taobao sellers like to call buyers? Answer: Dear.

37. Which of the following is a Portuguese star? Answer: C Ronaldo

38. Which of the following is an Argentine star? Answer: Messi

39. Which of the following is the star of the Japanese team? Answer: Kawaguchi Yoshikatsu.

40. Which of the following is a Spanish star? Answer: Torres

4 1. What was the name of the first black president of the United States? Answer: Obama

42. Who runs fastest in history? Answer: Cao Cao

43. What line do gorillas hate most? Answer: parallel lines

44. What kind of fruit has the worst eyesight? Answer: mango.

45. If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it? Answer: If

46. A cow, go north 10 meter, then go west 10 meter, then go south 10 meter, turn right and ask where the cow's tail is. Answer: Next.

47.movies? Titanic? The hero's name is Jack and the heroine's name is Jack. Answer: Rose.

48. What is the unique knowledge about beggars in Jin Yong's martial arts novels? A: Eighteen palms of the dragon.

49. Which of the following are not historical figures of the Three Kingdoms? A: Qin.

50、? Scraping bones for healing? Who is the protagonist in the story? Answer: Guan Yu

5 1. Whose mother moved three times for her children's education in history? Answer: Mencius

52. Who finally owns the famous weapon Qing Hongjian in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Answer: Zhao Yun

53. Which son of Cao Cao comes from the story of seven steps into a poem? Answer: Cao Zhi

54. What game does this game belong to? A: Horizontal sports.

55. A bean dropped. Who encouraged him to finally stand up? Answer: pig

56. When crossing the road, the tomato was accidentally squashed by a car. What has it become? Answer: ketchup

57. How to keep a flock of sparrows silent? Answer: Click.

58、? Pacific Ocean? What is in the middle? Answer: Ping

59. Xiao Guo went to the16th floor for business, but he only took the elevator to the14th floor and then went up the stairs. Why? Answer: He is too short.

60. What can people do to live forever? Answer: Keep breathing.

6 1, I had a good dream when I slept. What is the first step to turn my good dream into reality? Answer: Wake up.

62. What can rabbits and turtles never lose? Answer: Sit-ups.

63. Two people fell into the well. The dead are called the dead. What's the name of the living person? Answer: Help!

64. What will the kitten say when it is rescued from the river? Answer: meow.

65. Monkeys can break a corn every minute. The teacher asked the monkeys to break corn in the orchard. How many can they break in five minutes? Answer: 0

66. Which hurts more, pumpkin, pineapple or apple? Answer: Head

67. 12 On a typhoon day, a soldier shoots into the sky. What will happen to the bullet? Answer: Fall.

68. Xiaoming accidentally cut himself with scissors, but why didn't he get hurt? Answer: cut your hair

69. When is the Dragon Boat Festival in the lunar calendar? A: The fifth day of May.

70. Which of the following is not the zodiac sign? Answer: Pegasus.

7 1, which of the zodiac is ranked seventh? Answer: horses.

72. If you don't finish writing online novels, there will be no following. What is the author that readers usually say? Answer: eunuch

73. Mafeisan is the earliest anesthetic in the world. Who invented it? Answer: Hua tuo

74. Who gave Cao Cao the elephant in the Three Kingdoms story "Cao Chong is an elephant"? Answer: Sun Quan

75. What animal is Snoopy? Answer: puppy

76. What animal is Garfield? Answer: kitten

77. What is the name of the running puppy in the game loading screen? Answer: Lao Lei

78. Xiaoming played hard at the elite level, but in the end he failed. What reward can he get? Answer: Nothing.

79. What is the free online communication software used in Taobao shopping? Answer: Ali Wangwang

80、? A glass of wine releases soldiers? Whose story is it? The answer is: Zhao Kuangyin.

8 1. What did Liu Bei do at first in Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Answer: straw sandals seller

82. Puppies don't sweat, so where do puppies radiate heat in summer? Answer: tongue

83, the legendary? Five poisons? Which of the following animals is not included? Answer: wasp

84. myth? Kuafu day by day? How did Kuafu catch up with the sun? Answer: Running.

85. Who among the following four is not one of the four beauties in ancient times? Answer: Like a flower.

86. Whose love story is described by the words "red crisp hands, yellow wine and willow in the city"? Answer: Lu You

87. Who is the author of the famous sentence "Be generous and never forget"? Answer: Cao Cao

88. What is the next sentence of the famous sentence "The Yellow River is far above the white clouds"? Answer: A lonely city, Mount Wan Ren.

89. The Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival is the work of which dynasty? Answer: Song Dynasty

90. What does "bed" mean? A: Well site.

9 1. What is the meaning of "Jun" in the poem "When the flowers fall, I meet Jun again"? The answer is: Li Guinian.

92. Which character does Su Shi mean by the phrase "Remembering Gong Jin in the past" in "Looking Back at the Red Cliff"? Answer: Zhou Yu

93. How many strokes of "Hot Blood" in "Hot Blood Sao Year"? Answer: 16

94. Who is the author of Historical Records? Answer: Sima Qian

95. Who is the famous calligrapher known as the "Book Sage"? Answer: Wang Xizhi

96. Chinese characters "point, horizontal, vertical, left, press, fold, hook, lift" eight basic strokes, which of the following words? Answer: forever

97. Who is Wu Daozi who has the reputation of "painting sage"? Answer: Tang Dynasty

98. What is "Feng Chu" in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms? Answer: Pang Tong.

99. The matchmaker is the character in which work? A: The West Chamber

100, "repair" originally refers to a process in ancient crafts? Answer: make tea.

10 1 Jade was a precious jade material in ancient times. What kind of material does it belong to? Answer: minerals

102, the ancient folk thimble belongs to? Answer: sewing equipment

103, "Biluochun" belongs to which of the following types of tea? Answer: Green tea.

104 "Like pouring pearls of all sizes into a plate of jade" describes the performance of which musical instrument? Answer: pipa

105. Who founded the Ming Dynasty? Answer: Zhu Yuanzhang

106, erhu is a common folk stringed instrument. What's the number of strings? Answer: Two.

107. Which nation's life is described by the popular song Riding Stick? Answer: Mongolians

108, "Ma Touqin" is a common musical instrument of which nationality? Answer: Mongolians

109 which emperor owns the idiom "golden house hides charming"? The answer is: Liu Che.

1 10, known as the "Garden of Ten Thousand Gardens", was it a building that was later burned down? Answer: Yuanmingyuan

1 1 1. Does the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period not include "a hundred schools of thought contend"? Answer: Buddhism

1 12, actually? Lu Xun? So Zhou? Zhou Xun? What's your last name? A: Zhou.

1 13. In the second toilet of this game, which compartment did a thug come out of after taking a shit? Answer: the second one

1 14. What's the name of the dog running in the game loading interface? Answer: Lao Lei

1 15. How effective is Kakarot in the game plot? Answer: 500

1 16, "The world of mortals laughs when riding a princess, but no one knows litchi comes to China". Who is concubine? Answer: Yang Guifei

1 17, what is the last sentence of "When the east wind starts, a hundred flowers will blossom"? A: I have known her for a long time, but it has been longer since we broke up.

1 18. What is the next sentence of "Farewell to the colorful clouds in Bai Di"? A: Thousands of miles away in Jiangling, one day.

1 19, what is the next sentence "Mermaids shed pearl-like tears on the green sea next month"? Answer: The blue fields breathe their jade to the sun.

120, what is the next sentence "like pouring pearls of all sizes into a plate of jade"? Answer: Guan Yingying's flower bottom is very slippery.

12 1. Did Princess Wencheng go to her home country? Answer: Tubo

122, what cloth keeps cutting? Answer: Waterfalls.

123, Xiao Ming is taller than Xiao Hu and Bao, but Xiao Ming is not the tallest of the four, so who is the tallest? Answer: Xiaolong

124, from "1" to "100", how many 9s are there in * *? Answer: 20

125, what is 99 times 99? Answer: 980 1

126, how long does it take for eight people to eat eight snacks at the same time 10 minute, 16 people to eat 16 snacks at the same time? Answer: 10

127, 1 yuan to buy a bottle of soda, two empty bottles can be exchanged 1 bottle of soda. How many bottles can 20 yuan drink at most? Answer: 39

128. There are 1 cats in every corner of the table. There are three cats near each cat. How many cats are there on the table? Answer: 4

129, Xiaoming lives on the 9th floor. How many floors does he have to climb from 1 building to his door every day? Answer: 8

130, the doctor prescribed you three pills and told you to take one every half hour. How many hours do you need to finish all the pills? Answer: 1 hour

13 1. There are 10 fish in the fish tank. How many fish are there after a death? Answer: 10

132. There are 20 fruits on a tree, half of which were blown away by a gust of wind. Later, fruit farmers picked half of it. How many fruits are there on the tree? Answer: 5

133, Xiao Ming walked into the classroom and saw seven students and two teachers in the classroom. How many students are there in the classroom? Answer: 8

134, 5 horses, 2 people, 3 dogs and 7 chickens. How many legs does a * * * have? Answer: 50

135, 5 horses, 2 people, 3 dogs and 7 chickens. How many mouths are there? Answer: 17

136, which country did Go originate from? Answer: China.

137. What are the consequences of telling jokes at sea? Answer: Tsunami

138, who is Hua's mother? Answer: wonderful pen

139. The white cat and the black cat crossed the road together. The white cat was accidentally hit by a car. What's the first thing a white cat said to a black cat? Answer: meow.

140, you took part in the car race, and then you surpassed the second place. Where are you now? Answer: 2

14 1, which of the following is not a character in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms? A: Qin.