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You are empty, I am Yi Zhinan.

I love you, but I have ten thousand ways to say I don't love you, because I said I was afraid of losing you.

So, from now on, the years have passed everywhere ...

(1)

Chen Yuankong has liked Wu Qingshan since primary school. She learned Wu Qingshan's name from other people's mouths, and also learned how beautiful and excellent he was. The position in her heart was occupied by Wu Qingshan.

Chen Yuankong's happy hour every day is when he sees Wu Qingshan at the end of the next class during the break. Wu Qingshan is tall and can be recognized by Chen Yuankong at a glance. Every twist, Chen Yuankong did very standard, the purpose is to turn his head and look at Wu Qingshan more.

The days when the primary school holds the sports meeting every year are the happiest days for Chen Yuankong. She can keep her eyes on Wu Qingshan's 8-meter running and appreciate his every running movement. "Wu Qingshan is amazing! Won the first place again. " "Yes, he can take part in the city competition with such competition results." Every time I hear such praise for Wu Qingshan, Chen Yuankong is also very happy in her heart, but she sometimes loses. "If only I could run 8 meters and be the first, if I run fast, I might catch up with Wu Qingshan."

So, there is a running figure on the playground. Every step, Chen Yuankong felt that his chest would burst and he could only run a few steps. "Hey, chubby girl also came to run, did she learn to lose weight!" "Ha ha ha ....." Several male students in the same class came to laugh at Chen Yuankong again. "Look how strange she runs, like a duck. It's funny." Several girls spoke very quietly, but Chen Yuankong still heard them. Chen Yuankong didn't pay attention and kept running with his head down. Since childhood, she has been used to these taunts. After running for a long time, there were not many people in the playground. Chen Yuankong picked up his schoolbag and left silently.

The school has organized a foot running team, and we are short of a girl. When the head teacher said the news, all the girls in the class were silent, fearing that they would be caught as able-bodied men. The boys chattered about who was going. The head teacher saw that no one had signed up for a long time, so he had to decide to give the quota to the next class. Chen Yuankong was very confused. She actually wanted to go because Wu Qingshan from the next class attended, but she was afraid ... < P > The head teacher was leaving the classroom. Chen Yuankong suddenly stood up. "Teacher, I ... I'll attend." Chen Yuankong's face turned red when he finished speaking, and he bowed his head and was at a loss. The atmosphere in the class was quiet for a while, and then laughter filled the whole classroom. The head teacher also paused, but immediately filled in Chen Yuankong's name in the form.

Chen Yuankong became a member of the football team. Of course, every time I go to training, I will inevitably be laughed at by my classmates. As the competition time gets closer and closer, the training becomes more intense. Several times, Chen Yuankong couldn't keep up with the pace of the team, which implicated the students next to him and caused the team to fall. "Chen Yuankong, it's you every time. Keep up with the middle. You can't step up!" The coach is also angry, how to participate in the competition like this. "I'm sorry." Chen Yuankong will only whisper. Everyone fell a little, and the team was full of all kinds of complaints. Wu Qingshan was in the middle of the team and fell more seriously. Chen Yuankong saw that his hand was skinned, and his heart was even more sad.

"Chen Yuankong, in this case, you come as a substitute and run behind the team." "ok." Chen Yuankong breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the coach didn't kick her out of the team, so that she could follow the team and watch Wu Qingshan run away.

The soccer team got good results. After the game, the team was dissolved. How many times, looking at Wu Qingshan's running back, Chen Yuankong wanted to pursue it forever ...

Chen Yuankong hasn't said a word to Wu Qingshan, and the primary school time has passed like this. Chen Yuankong regrets why she didn't enter Wu Qingshan's class at the beginning, so that she can also take photos of graduation photo with Wu Qingshan, and there will always be thoughts of nostalgia in the future.

(2)

Chen Yuankong never thought that he would sit at the same table with Wu Qingshan. In addition to the accident, Chen Yuankong was actually very happy. "Maybe I have a fate with him!" Chen Yuankong long think like this, the in the mind added a few minutes of qing-shan wu.

Chen Yuankong felt inferior since she was a child, which may have a lot to do with her family. Parents often quarrel, and my father always beats her and my mother, so my mother goes far away to work. Chen Yuankong's father paid little attention to her. Chen Yuankong was dressed dirty, and her classmates didn't like her very much because she caught up with her development and gained a lot of weight. Chen Yuankong doesn't talk much. He will only watch others talking and laughing quietly in a crowd.

The position has finally changed, and Chen Yuankong is sitting on the side by the wall. Wu Qingshan went to clean, but he hasn't sat down yet. Looking at the neat books next to him, Chen Yuankong hung his head. "How can I greet him later?" "Does he know me?" Chen Yuankong lost in thought ... "Hi! Hello, my name is Chen Yuankong. " "Hello, I know you. Our primary school is in the same school." "No, you can't say that. Say it simply." "Hello, my name is Chen Yuankong. I'm glad to be your deskmate." Chen Yuankong conceived for a long time, thinking about his thoughts and drifting to the food in the canteen at noon today.

"Hey, hello, I'm Wu Qingshan." "hey!" Teenagers raise their hands and sway back and forth in front of Chen Yuankong. Chen Yuankong just came to his senses. "My name is Sichuan style pork ... No, it's not. My name is Chen Yuankong." Wu Qingshan smiled with a poof, and the laughter was loud and clear, passing through Chen Yuankong's ears, eyes and brain. "He has a good laugh." Chen Yuankong's face turned red.

"I know you. You were in the class next door to me in primary school." "By the way, the foot running team, you are our foot running team." "Yes." Chen Yuankong said weakly, but he didn't know what to say in the next sentence, because it was too humiliating just now. Wu Qingshan always smiles, and is on good terms with his classmates before and after. In the new class, all the freshmen have a sense of freshness, and the classroom is full of laughter. Only Chen Yuankong quietly looks out of the window to calm his complicated mood.

The classroom finally became quiet after self-study in the first class. "What's out of the window? Except trees. " "Why don't you like to talk?" Qing-shan wu looked out of the window and quietly asked Chen Yuankong. "No, I ... I just don't know what to say. I've been like this since I was a child." Chen Yuankong shan shan smiled. "In fact, you look good when you smile. Don't be bored all the time." Wu Qingshan laughed, his eyes curved. "Oh ..." Chen Yuankong nodded, and immediately fell down, and his face was red again.

I spent the first day of school in Chen Yuankong. "You look good when you smile." Chen Yuankong has been relishing this sentence. As soon as he got home, Chen Yuankong couldn't wait to look in the mirror and smiled unnaturally. The girl's eyes in the mirror were so clear that it seemed to wash away all the misfortunes in the world. "How silly!" Chen Yuankong blushed at the thought of those stupid words today, which made him feel ashamed and sad. "Ah ..." Chen Yuankong put down the mirror and went to Taomi to cook.

(3)

"Good morning!" The young man smiled. Chen Yuankong ran all the way to school, his face flushed. "Morning ..." Chen Yuankong gasped and sat down with his head down. "You are late. Did the class teacher just say you?" "I said a few words." Wu Qingshanben wanted to talk more. Seeing that Chen Yuankong was not in the mood, he didn't ask again.

"Hey, Chen Yuankong, wake up and eat Sichuan style pork!" At the end of the sentence, the teenager increased the volume. Chen Yuankong moved his head, and his little face finally lifted from the book. "You really can sleep. You fell asleep in two math classes like this. Fortunately, I used books as a cover for you, and the teacher didn't see you." Chen Yuankong a wink, awake a lot. "Thank you." "It seems that you really want to eat Sichuan style pork." Wu Qingshan mysteriously laughed. Chen Yuankong was at a loss. When he turned to take the English book, he found the wet mark on his math book ... "Shame on you!" Chen Yuankong had to pretend not to see it, immediately closed the book and left it in the desk. I don't know if I just woke up or something. Chen Yuankong's face is very hot.

Chen Yuankong has been late for three days in a row, so the class teacher can give Chen Yuankong a good face. Chen Yuankong is also very sad. She gets up every morning listening to her father's door closing. No one wakes her up and makes her breakfast. Every time, she hurried to the roadside to buy breakfast, and then shoveled and ate while running.

"Chen Yuankong, please bring me breakfast. The breakfast in the canteen is terrible, and our residents are not allowed to go out. If I eat any more, I will be malnourished." Wu Qingshan smiles every time he talks to Chen Yuankong. This time, it's a bit like coquetry. "I, I am often late, which will delay your dinner." "Never mind, I'll eat whenever you come." "Ok, what do you eat?" Chen Yuankong doesn't want to refuse. "You recommend it to me. Buy anything delicious on the street!" "There are steamed buns in the middle street, fried dumplings and spring rolls in the west street ... Oh, the preserved egg lean porridge on Xiaobei Road is particularly delicious." This is the first time that Chen Yuankong has talked so much with Wu Qingshan and talked about her favorite food. Chen Yuankong is a little excited. "In this way, you can buy these and don't repeat them every day." "hmm." Chen Yuankong nodded, but his heart was quite tangled. No way, I promised Wu Qingshan and had to get up early to buy breakfast.

As soon as she got home, Chen Yuankong went to look for her piggy jar, which contained the money she had saved. Chen Yuankong folded a piece of Zhang Yiyuan with fifty cents and dragged it out. Chen Yuankong bought a small alarm clock, which was the cheapest in the shop. The boss was kind and gave Chen Yuankong two batteries. Chen Yuankong was in a good mood and ate two bowls of rice in the evening.

Although there is an alarm clock, Chen Yuankong can't sleep. He is always afraid of something wrong with the alarm clock, so he looks at the alarm clock beside the bed again and again. It was not until after midnight that Chen Yuankong fell asleep. When the alarm clock rang as promised, Chen Yuankong made a clever move, jumped out of bed and quickly got dressed to wash. My father just got up and glanced at Chen Yuankong without saying a word.

It's the first time for Chen Yuankong to go to school so early, and he is not used to running in the street. When we arrived at the steamed stuffed bun shop in Zhongjie, Chen Yuankong remembered that he had forgotten to ask Wu Qingshan how many to eat. Eight steamed buns in a cage, and you have to eat half of them, so buy a cage for Wu Qingshan. Chen Yuankong is eating a half-cage steamed stuffed bun, and his schoolbag contains a cage of steamed stuffed bun by Wu Qingshan. I don't know why Chen Yuankong thinks this steamed stuffed bun is so delicious today that he still wants to eat it, but thinking that Wu Qingshan is still waiting for her breakfast in the classroom, he has accelerated his pace.

When Wu Qingshan looked at his breakfast, he just smiled and said to Chen Yuankong, "I can't finish so much." Chen Yuankong was very surprised. "You can't even finish eating a cage?" Wu Qingshan ate steamed buns and said, "Help me eat some." Although Chen Yuankong wanted to eat, he shook his head and refused.

The last two math classes in the morning were the hardest time for Chen Yuankong. He didn't understand, was hungry and couldn't sleep. Chen Yuankong had to be distracted, imagining what the canteen was cooking today. "Chen Yuankong, are you hungry?" "hmm." "I'm hungry, too. Why don't we eat the steamed buns in the morning?" "Ah?" Chen Yuankong didn't expect Wu Qingshan, who was serious in class, to eat in class, and he didn't expect to share buns with himself.

Wu Qingshan eats naturally in class, staring at the teacher. When the teacher turns around, he puts the steamed stuffed bun in his mouth, then blocks it with a book and starts chewing. In contrast, Chen Yuan Solra is unprofessional, and she has to bury her head under the desk to eat and raise her head with a bite. Chen Yuankong's action of looking up and burying his head was very funny, which made Wu Qingshan laugh. Chen Yuankong finally finished eating the steamed stuffed bun and looked up at Wu Qingshan's smile. "The way you ate just now was so cute." "..." Chen Yuankong embarrassed smile. Eating steamed buns takes a lot of time, and two math classes pass quickly. This day's lunch, Chen Yuankong was very full.

(4)

Chen Yuankong and Wu Qingshan have more exchanges. Although they ask questions and answer questions, Chen Yuankong soon knows some preferences of Wu Qingshan. For example, he likes big red, but he never wears red clothes. He likes cats, but he has never had a cat; He likes math, but his English is better than math. He also likes to travel and has been to many places, but he has never traveled alone; Also, he likes to laugh. He smiles at everyone ... < P > "Chen Yuankong, are you going to hand in a blank paper?" "I, I won't do it." Chen Yuankong lowered his voice hard for fear that the invigilator would hear him. While the invigilator turned around, Wu Qingshan moved the test paper to Chen Yuankong's side. "You try to change some answers, not the same." Chen Yuankong, like grasping at straws, scribbled.

"thank you!" "Why don't you help me again? My English listening is very poor. I only look at listening." Chen Yuankong is not good at every subject. With such a good deskmate who studies well and is nice, Chen Yuankong will certainly learn to use resources. But after saying this, Chen Yuankong regretted it. In fact, she was afraid of Wu Qingshan's refusal and thought she was stupid. "Good." I didn't expect Wu Qingshan to agree so readily, and Chen Yuankong was about to fly happily.

"aabcc, BCCCA" Chen yuankong mused, filling in the answer, "BC, BC what a? No, is it A or C? " Chen Yuankong forgot the answer and quickly glanced at Wu Qingshan's paper. "BCCDC, AACBB." Finally, Chen Yuankong breathed a sigh of relief. This exam can really improve. At least he has to get a progress prize. Chen Yuankong was overjoyed.

After getting the exam results, Chen Yuankong was surprised at first, and finally fell into endless depression. Qing-shan wu is also very consternation. After reading Chen Yuankong's examination paper, she can only be speechless. The answer to Chen Yuankong's correction on the math paper happened to be Wu Qingshan's right, but he was half wrong if he didn't change it. English listening is simply terrible. Chen Yuankong copied the wrong order and the rest were all wrong. What is even more ridiculous is that there is no D option in listening, and Chen Yuankong also chose a D.

Sure enough, in English class, the teacher gave Chen Yuankong a good meal. The class burst into laughter, and Wu Qingshan couldn't help laughing. Chen Yuankong really wants to find a hole!

However, Wu Qingshan is really nice. She will tell Chen Yuankong anything about dictation, dictation, practice and testing. Chen Yuankong's level of copying homework has also been exercised, at least there will be no mistake of choosing D in English listening.

(5)

As soon as he got up this morning, Chen Yuankong felt something was wrong. Why was it wrong? It turned out that the left eye kept jumping. "The left eye jumps for money." Chen Yuankong comforted himself like this.

The preserved egg and lean meat porridge that Chen Yuankong brought to Wu Qingshan today. Wu Qingshan carries words while drinking porridge, and the white heat blows over the young man's face, which is quiet and beautiful. When his left eye jumped, Chen Yuankong quickly pulled his eyes away from Wu Qingshan's face.

In the first English class, before the English teacher walked to the podium, he began to heckle the students, "Classmates, have you bought the exercise book?" "I bought it." The students had prepared to answer, and then they took out their exercise books and waited for the teacher's inspection.

Chen Yuankong was confused at first, and then remembered that he had left his exercise book at home. If I say that I left my exercise book at home, the teacher will definitely say that I didn't buy it to make an excuse. The English teacher is Chen Yuankong's "teacher of extinction", and she will certainly not let Chen Yuankong go easily.

"what should I do? What is the left eye jumping wealth, eyelid jumping is a disaster. " Chen Yuankong's hands clung to the desk, and he was extremely nervous. "You didn't buy it?" Qing-shan wu saw Chen Yuankong nervous. "I bought it and left it at home ..."

"Two tables, one table ..." Chen Yuankong silently counted the distance between the "extinct teacher" and himself. "It's over, it's over." As soon as Chen Yuankong's eyes are closed, he is really going to be extinct today. At the moment when Chen Yuankong closed his eyes, Wu Qingshan pushed his exercise book to Chen Yuankong. In the next second, "Teacher Extinction" just turned to look at this table of Wu Qingshan, and just saw Wu Qingshan's table.