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When was the worst time you were cheated by Tony, the barber's teacher?

Even after so many years, I can't help but burst into tears when I recall that memory.

I remember it was a winter, and it was very cold, but what happened next made my heart even colder. At that time, it was almost the Spring Festival, and I wanted to get a handsome haircut to make my family boast. With this mood, I walked into a barber shop on the side of the road. Teacher Tony's assistant saw me go in and asked enthusiastically, Did you get a haircut? I said: Yes. Then there is the routine shampoo and haircut process. I was sitting in the barber chair, and Teacher Tony came over and asked, How do you want it cut? Looking back on myself at that time, I wish I could slap myself with a big mouth. I even joked with Teacher Tony: You know!

I didn't expect Mr. Tony to take it over and say, I see. I was ecstatic at that time, and I met Mr. Tony. So I confidently took off my glasses and waited for Mr. Tony's magical hands to turn me into a heartthrob.

Because myopia is a little high, I can't see myself clearly in the mirror after taking off my glasses. I can only vaguely see Mr Tony holding scissors for a while, then switching to an electric hair clipper, and his dexterous hands are flying up and down my hair. I imagine it should be cut like this:

The worst-case scenario is this:

After about half an hour, Mr. Tony told me that I cut it. Can you put on your glasses? After experiencing the fantasy just now, I felt as nervous as my first love, but when I put on my glasses, I refused. I can't believe that the person in the mirror is still myself, because what I see is this:

Teacher Tony said, Are you satisfied? I couldn't believe it, so I asked Mr. Tony standing on the side: Is that me in the mirror? Teacher Tony looked at me like a fool and said, of course, who else could it be? After understanding all the disillusionment, I can only say silently: Please cut it short and give me an inch.

On that day, I have forgotten how I walked out of the barber shop, only remembering that I was as happy as a child when I went out.

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